Chapter 7
Bad Dates and Tall Stories
Friday evening was a surreal experience that will remain in my memory forever. I had hardly seen Chrissy since the Saturday night excitement, she got up after I went to work, she went back to her room before I got in and if I walked into a room she walked out. Hardly an auspicious start to an evening out.
On Friday evening the cab arrived at the house at seven thirty and we met in the hall by the front door. Chrissy had made a bit of an effort, putting on an understated dark blue dress with matching shoes and bag, but she looked a little haggard, she had lost weight and looked older than her years. She walked toward me with a tight smile then walked out to the taxi without saying a word.
There was almost no conversation in the taxi, and when she did speak she gave monosyllabic answers, I could not draw her into conversation about anything and I was regretting ever agreeing to this charade, Chrissy needed psychiatric help, not a French meal with her Mum's boyfriend.
We got to the restaurant five minutes early and we waited in silence to be shown to our table. The Maitre D' asked for the name of the reservation which we duly gave, and he looked in the diary "Ah yes" he said "table for two, non smoking."
Chrissy replied "No, smoking please."
The Maitre D' consulted his diary and said "Madame is fortunate, we have a cancellation." He showed us to our reallocated table.
We sat, and the Maitre D' asked what we wanted to drink. Chrissy requested a double vodka and tonic and I ordered a white wine. As soon as the Maitre D' had gone she took cigarettes and an expensive looking lighter from her bag and proceeded to light a cigarette and puff nervously at it. She did not look at me once, it was as if I was not there. She picked up the menu the Maitre D' had left and began flicking through it.
I tried to start a conversation again but with the same results as before so I mentally took a deep breath and decided to try a different tack.
I said "I got a 'phone call last week from a friend, Dave, who has had a really tough time in the past year." Chrissy glanced up at me then returned to looking at the menu. "He was involved in a freak accident whilst going to work. He's a plumber and he was working in the centre of London; he had parked his Transit van outside a newsagent to pick up a paper and while he was in the shop some idiot had bent his van's radio aerial so that it was sticking out to the side and unfortunately Dave didn't notice. As he drove along the aerial caught a woman pedestrian across the neck and injured her really badly, the paramedics had to resuscitate her on the side of the road and she was admitted to hospital in a coma."
Chrissy still did not look at me and she made no comment, but she had stopped studying the menu and was listening, I covered a grin and continued.
"Well I don't know if you know, but under British law if someone dies within a year of an accident then the person causing the accident can be tried for manslaughter, if they live for more than a year then it becomes death by misadventure. I didn't know that until Dave told me last week. The injured woman never recovered from the coma and died last Monday, three hundred and sixty days after the accident. Dave had to attend the inquest on Friday."
I stopped and studied the menu, turning the pages as if trying to decide what to order. I said "The rack of lamb sounds really nice."
I could feel Chrissy's eyes looking at me, willing me to continue. I ignored her. Finally she said "What happened?"
"Sorry? Where?" I looked around as if to see if I had missed something in the restaurant.
"Your friend...did he go to prison?"
"What? Oh...no." I looked back down at the menu as if the story was not really that interesting. "He was really lucky, the coroner put her death down to natural causes...but he did say it was the worst case of van aerial disease he had ever seen."
I waited a moment then looked up at Chrissy.
She was trying very hard not to laugh and she was losing, her eyes shone with moistness and I felt myself joining with her laughter. Suddenly the tears welled from her eyes and spilled down her cheeks, her face crumpled and she let out a huge sob. She grabbed a serviette and put it to her face then stood up and fled from the table to the restaurant door.
I quietly said "Shit – didn't expect that." I took my wallet from my pocket, removed twenty pounds for the drinks and turned to leave, stopped and added another ten for the serviette and inconvenience and took off after Chrissy.
I got out of the door and the street was fairly busy with the usual Friday night revelry and I could not see Chrissy. I called Lorraine, but it went to answer machine. I said "If you're there, pick up, I really need to talk to you."
The phone clicked and Lorraine's concerned voice said "What's happened? Is Chrissy OK?"