I was sitting on the deck of the cruise ship, by the pool, soaking in sun while watching the lovely ladies in their sunwear. My kids were both in their kids club, more than content to spend the day with their peers instead of with their boring old dad. Big Mouse runs quite a well-oiled machine, and there were lots of activities for them. As a result, I had plenty of time to sit around and do nothing but watch what sights there were to see.
It had been one year since my wife had been killed in an automobile accident. I had wanted to take the kids somewhere far away when that day came around to make ease the pain its anniversary would bring. Heather was now 13, Anthony 10; the Big Mouse cruise ship gave them the chance to do whatever they wanted, to be more independent than they were in normal life, so it seemed to be just what the doctor ordered.
Most of the ladies I was watching were moms with their kids. Some of them were still quite attractive and maintained a nice figure, but wherever there was a mom there pretty much was guaranteed to be a dad. The few exceptions I could see were young, unwed mothers who were being taken on this trip by grandma and grandpa. Sure, many of them looked very, very nice, but I was over 30. In the few sporadic attempts at singles events I had tried in the last few months, I had quickly found that outside of basic lust, they were just not in the same frame of mind that I was. Aside from our both having kids, I had nothing in common with them.
The ladies that weren't moms were either over fifty or else also very young; frequently these ladies were honeymooners, or more rarely simply vacationing with boyfriends. This wasn't a singles cruiseâthat wasn't the goal of this tripâso I wasn't seeing anyone that I might spend any time with. And frankly, that was exactly what I expected.
There was an adult-only pool, but that was filled with the young lovers and I really didn't want to watch them snogging by the pool in my own state of loneliness. I found that there was actually more to see at the children's pool than the family poolâwhich made sense, I suppose, in that on average the younger kids who would prefer the children's pool would also have younger mothers. I was pleasantly surprised at how many of the moms wore, and still looked quite good in, bikinis. Course, many of them also hadn't hit 25 yet.
I was being careful not to be too obvious in my observing; the last thing I needed was some dad getting in my grill for staring at his wife too much. About half the dads were floating around the pool area somewhere, the other half were doing other things but sooner or later checked in with the wife, so it was obvious who the couples were.
There were three in particular that I spent a lot of time watching. One was a blonde who had had her hair braided in tropical fashion (done on board, most likely) and whose belly was as flat and skinny as any of the jailbait in the teens club. She only had one child (so far), as I would have expected based on her slimness. Her husband (or baby-daddy) looked like he was 16; for all I know he was. The second was a strawberry blonde had long flowing hair and lots of freckles that caught my attention because her suit was more revealing than mostâmore like the newlyweds fore than the mothers aftâand had the body to carry it off. I predicted that she would have a diamond the size of a child's fist, which I eventually confirmed. Her husband was a little older but very tan like her and wearing an excessive gold watch; a rich guy and a trophy wife.
The third one, however, I never saw speaking to anyone elseâno obvious husband or grandparents. She had brunette hair with auburn accents, from the sun perhaps, long and naturally curly. She wasn't quite as skinny as the other two, but she still looked quite good. Belly, thighs, hips: she wasn't rail-thin, but she had a natural, attractive, feminine shape. But what really attracted attention one's attention to her were the marvelous globes on her chest. Her breast were almost perfectly spherical, D-cups I'm sure, and yet at least in the bikini had almost no sag given their mass. Her bikini was brown with a gold metal ring holding the two cups togetherâbut the supermodel the designer had in mind when he designed her suit was a B-cup at best. Because her chase was much larger, the cups stuck out further than intended. Because they stuck out further, the valley between them was deeper and revealed more of those wonderful melons than had been intended, either. In fact, it was deep enough that you could see two shades of color on their skin. The bottom, nearer her chest, was a darker shade of tan like the rest of her upper torso. Then there was a lighter region above that, a region that had not seen quite as much sun. I spent some time daydreaming as to whether, were you to reach the peaks of her Kilimanjaros, you would find yet a third shade that had not seen sun at all.
The lovely lady was quite busy, however, keeping an eye on two very active kids, both of whom looked under five. As the afternoon wore on, I spent more and more time watching her and her mesmerizing cleavage; she was far too busy to notice a lonely thirtysomething watch her every move.
I wasn't watching the time (I was watching her) but the pool started getting empty, indicating that dinner time was nearing. I went back to my room to discover that both of my kids had left messages saying they were dining with their peers; that was fine, that was part of the whole idea of our being here. But it left me alone for dinner, and I didn't feel like sitting through a formal dinner alone. So instead I headed up to the alternative dining buffet on deck and sat at the bar to eat. During dinner the deck was largely desertedâbut I noticed that the woman I had spent all afternoon ogling was also there, sitting at a side table feeding her kids pizza. It looked very much now like she was on this cruise as a single parent like myself, in which case I could see where pizza on deck made a lot more sense than trying to entertain two little ones during a two-hour fancy dinner. It was harder for me to watch her, though, since the bar chairs faced inwards and I would have had to turn noticeably to keep watching her. I stole glances as I could; I considered sending her a drink, but that just didn't seem proper or like it would even be appreciated.
After dinner she took her kids below decks; perhaps she was taking her kids to their club. It didn't matter, I didn't know where she was headed and I was not going to go spying all over the ship trying to find her. I pulled out the daily schedule, decided what I was going to do with myself. An item caught my attention that hadn't before: a singles mixer. It was scheduled for early evening, right after the first dinner seating. Well, I was single; I guess it couldn't hurt to check it out. I would have loved it if the lovely lady from the deck was there, but I had no reason to believe she wouldâI didn't know for sure she was single, and she had to watch those two little kids.
I changed out of my suit and put on a more evening-appropriate outfit. I ordered a drink at the sports bar and sat there sipping it, waiting for the social to beginâI certainly didn't want to be the first one there, that would make me appear too desperate. I waited until I heard the social director staff talking to people asking if they were single and directing them into the bar before going there myself.
I was given a bolt when I entered; the old nut-and-bolt trick was a pretty tried-and-true starter for a singles night. "First couple to match nut and bolt win a prize," the staff kept announcing. I looked around and there, sitting at the back by herself, was the lovely brunette from upstairs. She hadn't had time to dress up much; I could still see the string of her bikini, but she had put on a dress-like cover-up and a pair of high-heeled wedges. But even with the cover-up, those wonderful round breasts with their two shades of tan peeked out from under her clothes. I didn't even look at who else was there; I didn't care. I made a beeline for her booth.
"Hello," I said, sliding in across from her. "I'm Rick. Does your nut match my bolt?"
"I don't know, let's see," she said gamely in a soft voice. I gave her my nut and she tried to screw them together. Not even close.
"You know, I don't really care about whether your bolt fits or not," I said, "I saw you up on deck this afternoon keeping an eye on your kids, and I'm happy to get the chance to meet you. What's your name?"
I caught her by surprise by the fact that I had seen her earlier, but answered "I'm Kelly. My son Jeremy is five and my daughter Jenny is three."
"Mine are quite a bit older; my daughter Heather is 13, and Anthony is 10," I replied.
"Oh, you have kids too?" she asked, again slightly surprised. I could see why; in the corner of my eye I could see that nine out of ten people at this party were college-age kids; Kelly was probably closing in on 30.
"Yes, although you wouldn't know itâI think I checked them in to their kid clubs yesterday and I don't think I've seen them since," I replied.
"On the other hand, you have time to yourself," she said. "I wish mine were more interested in their club; they just want to be at the pool with mommy."