"Her sister, her best friend, Denise... and her mother..."
"No way, mate!" Scott exclaimed as my four friends all laughed.
"Hey, I know Jane's mother. For a woman in her early sixties, she's still got it," Mike stated, "But I reckon she must have shit herself at the idea of you and Jennifer."
"Jennifer has never been shy in her affection for me," I explained, "She'd never do anything behind Jane's back, and I'd never entertain the thought either. I'll flirt with her, and make her smile, but that's all it would have ever been."
"And now?" Scott wondered.
"I suggested those three people because I knew she'd find the idea unpalatable."
Returning home, Jane was already in bed after I'd showered and readied myself for bed. She was smart enough not to lock the bedroom door. I'd warned her once and only once after she tried to keep me out after a massive argument that we'd had one evening. I shouldered the door in and slept in my own bed. Sliding into bed that night, she kept her distance. I slept like a log.
Things were frosty the next morning. Our twin daughters, Kelly and Katie, were their usual chirpy selves. I guess it shouldn't be a real surprise that they were still real daddy's girls, even though they were both in their early twenties. They were still studying which is why they were living at home. As for my son, Kevin... Well, to say he's a disappointment to me would sound cruel, but whenever I looked at him, I wondered where I went wrong. Then I looked at my wife and stopped blaming myself each and every time.
The conversation the previous night was on a Tuesday. Wednesday and Thursday nights were quiet. She didn't work late very often and seemed to make a point of arriving home as close to on time both of those nights. She didn't tempt me into conversation about what she'd asked of me on Tuesday. To be fair, I kept my distance from her except for when we sat down for dinner. We didn't make love on Tuesday, and I wasn't interested on Wednesday or Thursday. She arrived home on Friday and asked if I wanted to go out for the night.
"I guess one of your boyfriends is busy," I stated.
"Fuck you, Mark," she retorted.
I met her eyes and smiled. "That's your best retort? Mustn't be a very good lawyer if that's your best argument."
"You are such a fucking arsehole. Megan said..." She stopped immediately and I had my suspicions confirmed.
"Busted," I exclaimed. "I fucking knew that worthless cunt was in your ear about his shit. Tell me this, oh wife of mine. How many times has that slut been married and she's around the same age as us? Four times, is it? And each marriage was shorter and shorter. She'll probably be divorced by the time the reception is finished for her fifth marriage." I laughed to myself. "Seriously, for someone as intelligent as you are, taking advice on our relationship from someone with her track record is incredibly fucking stupid."
"It's not just her," she replied, "I've done some reading and..."
"I honestly don't give a flying fuck what you've read, who you've talked to, or putting it bluntly, what you think about the idea. The simple fact is I don't agree to it. As with everything in this marriage, if we both say yes, then it's a yes. If it's a yes and a no, then it's a no. Now if you want to go off and fuck a bunch of guys, just give the word and we'll get a divorce."
"You say it like it's so easy. I still love you, Mark."
Snorting, I glared at her. "Funny fucking way of showing you love me by suggesting you want to fuck other men."
"It's just sex, Mark."
"It's not just sex, Jane. You will be giving your body to another man. And don't give me all that 'Well, it's my body blah blah blah bullshit'. Don't want to hear it. The simple fact is you made vows in front of our friends and family that you would be forsaking all others. I'll put it to you again. If you wish to be with others, then we'll get a divorce. Then you can go and be the massive slut you clearly want to be. Go and live with Megan and be slutty sisters. She's probably got a 'How to' guide on how to be and act like a worthless whore. Give it a read and I'm sure you'll get some great tips on how to go out and get gangbanged by a bunch of worthless fucking losers."
That broke her. I didn't like seeing my wife cry, but I was pissed off and the anger had simply been building since Tuesday. She disappeared to the bedroom as I walked outside to the backyard. Kelly and Katie arrived home and I heard the front door slam, Katie walked out to let me know her mother had stormed out of the house.
"Something wrong, Dad?" she asked.
"Hmmm. I'm not sure. Has your mother mentioned anything to you?"
"No," she replied carefully, "Why? What's going on?"
"Nothing you need to worry about just now."
I was busy sweeping the yard when my phone buzzed, and I glanced at the screen to see Megan's number. The only reason she would ever have my number is for an emergency. I denied the call as I wasn't interested in speaking to her. My phone eventually beeped to indicate I'd received a text. It was from Megan, calling me a narrow-minded arsehole. I just told her that Jane was more than welcome to stay with her indefinitely if they want to slut it up together. Megan messaged back, telling me to go fuck myself.
Yeah, we didn't get on. I probably didn't help things when I said I'd rather fuck myself than her STD-ridden cunt.
Jane did come home at around 10pm, which was a surprise as I assumed she would head out with Megan, go to a club or something and basically do what she intended. She didn't come to bed though, and I didn't go looking for her, waking up the next morning and finding her fast asleep on the couch. I got breakfast going, waking up our daughters and son so they could join us. Waking Jane up, it was obvious she hadn't slept well, polite enough to let her know I'd cooked breakfast and a coffee was waiting for her at the table.
Our daughters would usually head out together on a Saturday while Kevin would probably spend his day gaming and maybe studying. Once we were alone at the table, I cleared my throat. "Jane, I apologise for being harsh last night. I'm not going to apologise for anything I said about Megan. I meant every word. However..."
"I'm not going to give this idea up, Mark," she stated, "It's what I want and need. And frankly, you need to get with the program. It will be happening, one way or another."
Sighing, I could only shake my head. "I don't know why you're being so pig-headed and stubborn about this, but you're proving to be nothing more than a selfish bitch with your attitude. Very well, it's a divorce because you're not cucking me, Jane. I don't know why you're so single-minded about this, but before you start getting ideas in your head, just remember this. Our kids are all now adults. No child support will be issued. You make more than me. There's a good chance that you'll be paying me spousal assistance. You can have the house as I don't particularly want it, but you'll be buying out my half. That'll be a tidy sum of a few hundred thousand considering house prices in this city."
"Why can't you just accept this for me?"
"Because this is a marriage. It's not just about your fucking wants, needs and selfish fucking desires. If you're so desperate to go and fuck other men, then sign the paperwork, fuck off and do whatever the fuck you want."
"Megan said you'd never accept this."
"Megan's a worthless fucking whore whose opinion should mean less than shit to both of us. I can't believe someone as smart as you is taking advice from such a waste of space. Have you told Denise about this idea?" Her silence spoke volumes. "Figured because I know for a fact that Denise would think you had at least one screw loose. As I said, the only way I would even think about agreeing is you speaking to Denise and Jennifer, asking them if they'd be willing to warm our bed."
"What?"
"Well, you want to head off and fuck other guys, you're not doing it in this house. Not a fucking chance. You bring any men back here, I'll consider them trespassing and I'll start breaking bones without a second thought."