A/N - Hello all. I was in two minds about whether to submit this to 'Loving Wives' or 'Romance'. I figured the latter as although there is a lot of drama, this is meant to be a love story in the end. Like with a few of my stories, I write my MC to rise like a phoenix from the ashes...
Like most romance stories I've written previously, there are no extended sex scenes. Having read a few stories from other writers, that seems to be an unwritten agreement or consensus in this category, focusing more on the love story rather than a story with just wall-to-wall sex.
Previous stories in this series:
Love Around the World - Andorra (Mature)
Love Around the World - Bangkok, Thailand (Interracial)
Love Around the World - Colombia (Transgender)
Love Around the World - Dresden, Germany (Romance)
Love Around the World - Estonia (Group Sex)
Love Around the World - France (Anal)
Love Around the World - Guangzhou, China (Interracial)
Love Around the World - Hungary (Incest)
Love Around the World - India (Interracial)
Love Around the World - Japan (Mature)
Love Around the World - KΓΈbenhavn, Denmark (Transgender)
Love Around the World - London, England (Transgender)
Love Around the World - Montenegro (Mature)
Australian / British standard English. There is a good chance of reading the following: lots of profanity, characters drinking, typos, and bad grammar at times.
Proofreading and editing suggestions provided by OhDave1. Any mistakes are still mine.
Comments are appreciated as always.
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A divorced man focuses on completing his bucket list.
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"So you want a divorce?" I asked.
My wife's jaw dropped in surprise before she laughed nervously. "Don't be ridiculous, Mark. It was a simple question."
"Bullshit," I retorted, barely able to keep my building anger in check, "The only reason you've made that sort of request is for one of two reasons. You're either already cheating on me with someone and now looking to ease your conscience by making this request, or you've met someone, want to fuck them guilt free, so approach me with this open relationship bullshit."
"It's not an open relationship. It's called ethical non-monogamy..."
"I don't give a flying fuck what people call it, Jane. And I don't know who has filled your head with this bullshit, but you can forget about it. If you want to go fuck other men, you need to be single. Ergo, we can get divorced. Your choice."
She sipped at her wine, glaring at me from across the dinner table. I was relieved our kids, even though they were now adults themselves, were not around the table having to listen to this bullshit. Twenty years of marriage had just been blown up because of her selfish desires.
"This would be a two-way street. You would always know if I was with someone. Hell, you could even meet them."
"Are you fucking serious? Why the fuck would I want to meet the other blokes you're fucking? Talk about a complete lack of respect for me as your husband. I don't remember signing up to be your fucking cuckold, Jane."
"You can fuck other women!"
"Oh really?"
"Yes, that's the whole thing. We've been together for twenty-two years and married for twenty. Aren't you bored?"
"No, but it's obvious your head has been completely turned. I wouldn't be surprised if you've been cheating. Would explain the late nights at work, occasional conferences..."
"I've never cheated on you. How dare you accuse me of that!"
I nearly stood up and gave her both barrels. "How dare you approach me with such a request. Who put you up to this? Megan? She's a worthless fucking slut. Or is it one of the vapid whores you work with at the firm?"
"Just because Megan enjoys a varied..."
"Megan has always been and always will be a worthless shit stain of a human being whose only contribution to society is a couple of warm holes that I'm sure hundreds of men have been inside of by now. I'm surprised she isn't a walking STD petri dish. I've warned you about her more than once that she's a fucking whore, but you just won't listen to me, will you? And now you have the gall to sit there right now and suggest something like this?"
She sipped at her wine and then smiled at me. That smile I knew well. She was hoping to calm me down through other means. "Baby..."
"Don't 'baby' me, Jane."
"Mark, you just need to think about the positives. Don't think about the men I might be with. Why don't you think about the women you could be with instead?"
I snorted. "Please, I'm forty-two years old. The only women who might show an interest are divorced single mothers, single-minded career women, or I'd end up chasing girls the age of our daughters and that's just sad."
"Is there no-one you can think of that you might want to have fun with?"
Figuring I might as well play her game, I sat back and sipped at my beer, going over a list of people. There were a couple of cute girls at the office. I'd never go near any of my friend's wives. Then I thought of a couple of people that I knew would put a pin in this bullshit immediately.
"I'll play your game, Jane. Number one. Your sister, Jennifer."
I loved the reaction on her face when I mentioned her. Jennifer was younger than my wife by five years. Not as smart intellectually, but she had street smarts and common sense. The two had next to nothing in common except they had the same parents. Jane did love her little sister. As for Jennifer, she loved her older sister, but I knew she'd long carried a candle for me.
"Number two. Your other best friend, Denise."
Denise was a divorced single mother with three little kids. Despite what I'd said earlier, I loved Denise as she was a wonderful woman and mother to her children. I'd often pitched in to help out with her kids once our kids were old enough to look after themselves. Her ex-partner had put his hands on her more than once. The third time she showed up at our door with a black eye, I disappeared for a couple of hours and returned with bloodied knuckles and bleeding from the nose. At least I looked better than the other guy. She didn't see her ex-partner again until the divorce was confirmed, and custody arrangements were put in place.
"Number three. Your mother."
"What the fuck, Mark?"
"You heard me. You want me to agree to this, I want to fuck your sister, your best friend, and your mother. Belinda is a fox for a sixty-three-year-old woman. I reckon she'd love the chance to ride my cock for a night or two. Considering your father left her a few years ago, I reckon she'd be eager to share the bed with a man twenty years her junior."
"You're an arsehole, Mark."
"Hey, you offered, and I've told you what I expect. Go talk to them about it. Tell them all about your wonderful idea. Tell them that for me to agree, they will be warming my bed in the future. Don't worry, I'll be polite enough to let you know when I'm with them. Considering I don't particularly enjoy the idea of wanting to sleep with you after the first time you sleep with another man, I guess I'll just enjoy having sex with all of them in the future." I sipped at my beer and smiled at her. "Well, that's the end of our sex life because I won't be having sex with you again."