Copyright oggbashan January 2022
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.
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I had just walked into the house. My mother was on the telephone in the hall. She held up a hand to signal that she wanted to talk to me as she ended the call.
"Ruth? Are you doing anything on February 14th?"
I looked at my work schedule on the notice board behind the telephone.
"No, Mum. It's a day off. Why?"
"The Lions are organising a Valentine's Dance and they're in trouble."
Mum and Dad belong to the local Lions but are usually just helpers at events.
"In trouble?"
"Yes, Ruth. The Chamber of Commerce have a dinner dance that evening and most of the Lions will be there except minor members such as us and the Simpsons. The four of use won't be enough. Bill has agreed to help..."
"Bill? I thought he was at his flat in London."
"He is on sick leave. He broke his leg and is on crutches. His employers are very embarrassed because it happened on a team building event in Wales. He was abseiling down a rock face when his safety harness broke and he fell on a rock. They have given him two months sick leave on full pay and their insurers are going to give Bill a large sum in compensation."
"Poor Bill."
"Poor Bill indeed. And like you, he's hurting because his girlfriend dumped him just before Christmas."
"I haven't seen him. How long has he been home?"
"Since three days before Christmas. At first, he was having difficulty just getting around the house. He hasn't been out because the pavements are icy, and he isn't confident with his crutches. Besides, you have been working as much overtime as you could get, Ruth."
"I know. The supermarket doesn't pay much but the overtime helps towards my deposit, When I start with the Civil Service in March, I'll have enough income to get a mortgage with your help. But what do you want Bill and I to do?"
"Man the front desk, check tickets and give people cloakroom tickets. Bill will have to stay sitting so Dad and I will take the coats etc. to the cloakroom. When the dance starts, we will be on the bar with Bill's parents and you two can possibly wash glasses and clear tables."
"Bill couldn't clear tables, surely."
"No. You'd have to do that. But he can sit on a chair to do the washing up. The kitchen is used by a disabled group in wheelchairs so the sinks and worksurfaces are at a low level."
"OK. Mum. I'm not on duty until tomorrow evening so I'll drop in and see Bill during the day tomorrow."
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Next morning, I rang the Simpsons' doorbell. Mrs Simpson answered it.
"I've come to see how Bill is." I said.
"He'll be pleased to see you, Ruth. He's bored and frustrated with his inability to do much."
I went into the living room. Bill was on the settee with his plastered leg on a stool. He smiled as he saw me.
"Hello, Ruth. How are you?"
I didn't answer. I sat beside him and kissed his cheek. He seemed surprised. I suppose I was too. Although Bill and I had been neighbours since we were toddlers, I think that was the first time I had ever kissed Bill. He turned his head towards me as if he was about to ask a question. I didn't let him. I kissed him full on the lips and threw my arms around him. At first, he stiffened and then relaxed. His arms went around me too. We were enjoying that kiss. At last it ended.
"Why, Ruth, why?"
"Why not, Bill? You have been there almost all my life, just being Bill. You've been too close for me to appreciate what a great bloke you are, so..."
I kissed him again. We were still kissing when his mother came in with cups of tea. We broke apart guiltily.
"Ruth? I know you have come to brighten up my Bill's day but..."
"But what, Mrs Simpson? Bill's a good bloke and I hadn't really appreciated him. Now I do, so I'll kiss him."
"Isn't this a bit sudden?"
I laughed.
"No. I've known Bill for well over twenty years and he's known me. We have been friends all that time with very few inconsequential arguments that meant nothing. We like each other..."
Bill nodded.
"And after my last boyfriend, Bill seems perfect."
"I'm not," Bill protested.
"No, you're not Bill, but I know what Ruth means." Mrs Simpson said. "You are a credit to us and behave like a gentleman..."
"And is much nicer than my last boyfriend who turned out to be... I'm not going to say it. You know wat I mean."
"Just like my last girlfriend. She was a serious mistake."