Halfway from Texas to Kansas, Jack Leatherman suspected that this was the toughest cattle drive he had ever been on. By the time they got to Abilene he was sure of it. The weather had been hot, dry and windy. The heat and lack of rain had seared the prairies, stunting the grass and leaving little for the herd to graze on. Compounding the problem was the fact that the herd was larger than usual and seemingly more cantankerous than most. Throw in the usual raids by the Comanches, made hungrier and more aggressive than usual by the weather and it had been truly the cattle drive from hell. They had lost nearly 20 head of cattle to starvation and two cowhands to the redskins which served to further complicate things. By the time they delivered the herd to the railhead Jack was more than ready for a hot bath, a warm meal and a cold glass of beer or maybe two or three.
Murphy's Saloon was much as he had remembered it. A long bar for bellying up to, several tables for the inevitable poker games, the usual compliment of ladies for hire and rooms upstairs to accommodate them and their customers. One thing was different, Murphy had added a piano and a charming looking lady to play it. Looking her over admiringly he was thankful for the hot bath and the warm meal. He'd also shampooed his full head of prematurely gray hair and shaved his rugged face.
He picked up his stein of Murphy's best lager and walked over to the piano player. She appeared to be about his age, mid 40s with salt and pepper hair, long fingers for tickling the ivories and sparkling intelligent-looking blue eyes. She smiled at him and said hello.
"Hello yourself," he said, "I don't remember you from the last time I was here and I'm sure I wouldn't forget someone as charming and talented as yourself."
"Thank you," she said. "What's your name?"
"Jack Leatherman," he replied "although my friends call me Leather. What's your name?"
"Lucy Lacewell," she said, "although my friends call me Lace."
"Leather and Lace. That sounds like an interesting combination," he said.
She smiled but said nothing.
He paused for a moment and than said, "Do you take requests?"
"Certainly," she said, "I'll play it if I know the tune.
"I don't see any sheet music. Do you play by ear?"
"Guilty as charged," she said.
He laughed and said, "And very delightful looking ears from what I can see of them."
She laughed and brushed her hair back from her right ear. The movement of her arm revealed a perky looking breast hiding under her dress.
"Do you know Camptown Races?"
"Zippity doo dah day," she said and laughed.
"So you know the words too."
"Most of them and I'll even sing them if you'll join me. You have a nice deep voice. I'm guessing a baritone, maybe even a bass," she said.
"Beats the heck out of me," he said, "but I don't sing."
She smiled and said, "I thought all you cowboys sang."
"Some of us do, but only to the cattle."
"Then just try to imagine that all the people in here are cows."
"Well, some of 'em sure do smell like cows, present company excepted," he replied.
She began playing the intro to the song and he reluctantly joined in and they must have sounded okay. He sang the melody and she naturally harmonized and they did okay except they differed over the length of the race track. He said it was six miles long, she said it was nine.
When they finished they heard some applause and even a few calls for another tune.
"What else do you know?" she asked.
"How about Oh Susanna?"
"Sure," she said, "do you have a banjo on your knee?"
"Nope," he said, "and I don't come from Alabama either."
"Where do you come from?"
"Most recently from Texas, herdin' cattle, but I'm originally from here in good old bleedin' Kansas," he said.
"Got family anywhere around here?"
"No ma'am, they're all dead and gone."
"How about a wife and kids?"
"No wife and no kids, at least none that I know of," he said with a chuckle, "but I'm glad you asked."
"Why's that?"
"Think about it for a little while and you'll figure it out," he said.
She nodded and smiled and they began to sing Old Susanna to more applause, more calls for more and two drinks courtesy of an appreciative customer.
When they were through she said, "Since we seem to be singing Steven Foster songs maybe you know one of my favorites."
"Which one would that be?"
"My Old Kentucky Home," she said.
"And would Kentucky be your home?"
"It was, until I moved to Kansas with my husband. Make that my late husband."
"I'm sorry to hear that," he said, "how did that happen?"
"Let's sing the song and then we'll take a break, enjoy these free drinks and I'll tell you about it."
"Sounds good to me," he said, "we've just about exhausted my repertoire anyway, at least of songs fit for mixed company."
They polished off Oh Susanna, picked up their drinks and walked to a table in the back of the saloon.