"Evander," My mother said too sweetly. I knew by that tone of voice I was going to be in trouble, or I wasn't going to like what she wanted. "May I have five-thousand dollars please?"
I pushed the mute button on my phone as I laughed. My mother never ceased to surprise me.
"No problem, Mom," I said as I watched my assistant set a cup of coffee on my deck. "I'll transfer it as soon as we get off the line."
My mom rarely asked me for anything major. She had no reason. I long ago set her up by paying off her mortgage and buying her a new car and anything else she could have wanted. I also set up a line of credit for her to draw from as needed, but she never bothered to learn how to download the app to manage it. My suspicion was that it was her way of making sure we continued to speak on a regular basis.
"Well," she sighed, "I was hoping you could give me cash this time."
I laughed but didn't mute the line. "Why? Do you have to pay a bookie or a gigolo?"
"Evander Walsh! You be careful, young man. You're not too old to spank."
"Sure, Mom. You'd have to catch me first. I'll come by after work, okay?"
"After work for normal people or after work for workaholics like you?" she grumbled.
She knew me too well. If not for her call, I'd have stayed at the office until after 8pm.
"I'll come over for dinner. Is six okay by you?"
"Perfect, dear. I'll see you tonight."
"Goodbye, Mom."
I tossed the phone on my desk and took a sip of coffee. Jan, my assistant walked in and smirked.
"Sit down, Jan. I have to be out of here at 5:30 so we need to get a couple of things done quickly. Oh! Could you get me five grand for my mom? I should have you get it in ones just to mess with her, but I'd hate to waste your time like that."
She frowned, "You know I'd never do anything like that to your mother. You should be ashamed of yourself for thinking it."
I laughed, "Too right. Okay let's get busy."
*****
As I walked up to my childhood home's front door, I wondered again why she wanted so much money and in cash no less. Before I got to the door, a baseball went flying past me.
I stopped abruptly and looked at her neighbor's yard to see a little boy running towards me.
"Sorry, Sir. I missed the net," he shouted as he ran past me.
I looked and saw a net set up and realized the boy was playing by himself.
"No problem, you missed me," I smiled and continued to the door.
"Evander!" she shrieked as my mom opened the door. "You're on time."
I sighed as she hugged me, "Whatever, Mom. What's for dinner?"
"Stuffed shells, and we have guests."
I didn't like the smirk she gave me as she turned to walk into the house. I looked once more at the little boy throwing baseballs at the net and smiled. I remembered my baseball days fondly. The only difference was I would have been playing catch with my dad rather than throwing balls into a net by myself.
I groaned when I saw his mechanics. To use a sexist term, he threw like a girl. I had to help; I couldn't let that go.
"Mom, I'll be right in," I shouted and walked over to the boy.
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to..." the boy started. I cut him off.
"No, no, I'm not here because I'm upset. Can I show you something?" I asked.
I held out my hand for the ball and he wildly tossed it to me. I laughed and caught it, barely.
"Here, Buddy, watch my arm, okay?"
He nodded and I made a throwing motion. Without my asking, he mirrored the movement.
"Yeah. Just like that. Try it with the ball." I handed it to him and helped him make the motion.
"I got it," he argued. I let him go and watched him throw it into the net.
"See, didn't that feel better?" I asked.
"I threw faster," he said and ran to the net to retrieve the balls.
"Sure did. You'll be a Major League pitcher in no time, little man."
I watched him throw a few more and he nailed the motion every time.
"Good job, buddy. I'll see you around."
As I walked away, he asked, "Do you know Nana Jean?"
"Nana Jean?" I thought. Only my desperate for grandchildren mother would have the neighbor kid calling her Nana.
"Yep. She's my mom."
"She's nice. She lets me play video games after school."
I figured she babysat the kid. I wondered why she didn't mention that to me.
"Sounds fun," I said as I sat on his front steps. "Is she watching you now?"
He shook his head. "No. Mom's home from work now."
"Good."
Funny thing about kids. They either don't talk due to shyness, or they are little chatterboxes. That kid was the latter.
"I'm Nicky," he said as he threw another ball into the net. I smiled when I saw he stepped with the correct foot.
"I'm Evan. Nice to meet you."
"Nana Jean talks about you all the time. She tells me and my mom all kinds of stories about you."
All of a sudden I smelled a rat.
"She does?"