"Kellerman Studios ... How may I direct your call?"
As soon as Eric opened the outer door into the studio, Jennifer looked up at him and held up her index finger so he would wait for her to complete her call. He sauntered to the reception counter and leaned toward her with his trademark smile plastered across her face.
When she hit the transfer button on the phone console, she said, "Jonathon needs to see you in his office before you go to your dressing room."
Eric looked hurt. "No hello? No 'how's it going, Eric?' 'It's been too long. I missed you?'"
"Hello, Eric. Jonathon is waiting."
"Jennifer," he said in a seductive tone. "When are you going to run away with me ... make me an honest man?"
"Eric, I already have a beagle and a terrier at home. I don't need another hound sniffing around, irritating the neighbors."
"Ouch!" he exclaimed as he laughed. He picked up her hand and kissed it. "Oooo ... that spice, Jennifer, that's why you'll always be my one true love."
She motioned with her hands for him to be on his way. "Jonathon ... waiting." Eric laughed some more as he headed down the hall to Jonathon's office. Once he was gone, Jennifer allowed herself to smile.
Jonathon was on the phone, pacing behind his desk when Eric entered. He motioned for him to sit. Once his call was complete, he turned to Eric and asked, "Need anything? Water? Cappucino?"
"Thanks, JB. I'm fine. What's up?"
"I just wanted to go over the shoot briefly so you'll know what we need."
He shook his head. "Cool."
"We've been working on a prototype for a computer program with Asahi Electronics, and we want to unveil it next month at the San Francisco technology conference. The system is designed to read a digital photograph and reproduce it in any of a dozen painting styles, from super-realism to impressionism. The client will get an original, on canvas, with oil paint and texture, just like a human artist would produce. This system will never take the place of fine artists, but it can be used by corporations in a variety of ways to generate high quality art for boardrooms, gifts, etc."
Eric sniffed. "Sounds amazing! Where do I fit in?"
"We want to produce a series of paintings for the show that are provocative. We want you and a female model to pose nude. Brad will handle the photography today and tomorrow here in the studio, and Asahi will produce the paintings for the show."
"No problem. Who will I be working with?"
"Mallory Markham," he answered, thumbing through his messages.
Eric choked on his water and coughed loudly. Jonathon looked over concerned. "Hey, buddy, you okay?"
Once his coughing was under control, he choked out, "Did you say Mallory Markham?"
Jonathon sensed something, handed him a box of tissues and replied, "Yeah. Is there a problem?"
"Nude?"
"Yes," he answered slowly, staring at Eric with a perplexed look.
"IāI don't think I can do this, Jonathon. Sorry."
Jonathon walked around to the front of his desk and leaned against it. "Mind telling me why not?"
"It's ... It's ... hard to explain ... It's personal," he answered, unusually flustered.
"Okay ... spill it. What's wrong with Mallory?"
"Nothing! She'll be perfect. You just need a different guy."
"I don't have a different guy. There are no other guys, Eric. I'm on a very tight deadline here. Is there a problem between you and Mallory?"
"No. We've never met. It's just ..."
"What? Talk to me."
Eric sighed heavily. "Look ... I don't think I can be," he paused as he searched for the right word, "Professional."
"Professional? What does that mean?"
Eric looked up and sighed again. "Look, I have a thing for Mallory ..."
"Join the crowd. She's the hottest model in the business right now."
"Yeah ... but ..."
"What?" Jonathon asked, exasperated.
"Unless you're looking to make a porno, I'm not the right one for this job." Jonathon stared at him with knitted eyebrows. Eric decided he had to just spit it out. "Look, I won't be able to stand next to her naked body without getting a massive hard-on, okay?"
Jonathon straightened up. "That's your problem? Raising the flagpole when Mallory's around? Hell, even the gay guys will be hard when she's standing there naked!"
"Yeah, but they won't be nude ... in the photo ... stabbing her with their Johnsons!"
Jonathon walked back around his desk and sat in his chair. "Eric ... you're a pro. Just go whack off a couple a hundred times before Brad's ready. You'll be fine."
"No, I won't. This isn't a crush. I'm obsessed with her, JB. She's literally the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I've ... I've got photos of her at home. I've bought framed originals to hang in my house. You know me ... I'm never shy around any woman, but she intimidates the hell out of me!"
"Calm down! You're getting way too worked up about this, buddy. It's just a shoot. She's a pro; you're a pro. Now, go jerk off and get ready to do your thing." He chuckled. "I guess that's redundant, huh?"
"Isn't there anybody else?" he pleaded.
"No! Besides, with your rugged blond look and her dark, feminine look, the shoot will be perfect. Now, go ... take care of, uh, yourself and get to makeup."
Eric's heart was already pounding in his ears. You know how they say there's a perfect mate for every person? Mallory was Eric's. From the moment he saw a photo spread of her, she's been his ideal woman. If this was a clothed shoot, he'd strap down his boner and go to work, but the thought of having an uncontrollable erection with her standing beside him was humiliating. He trudged into the bathroom inside his dressing room and tried to masturbate his problem away.
Meanwhile, Mallory arrived at the studio and was given the same basic rundown my Jonathon.
"Okay. It doesn't sound too hard," she said with a chipper smile. "Besides, I've never worked with Eric, but I've been really impressed with his layouts. If you gotta get naked, it might as well be with a babe, huh?" she added with a giggle.
Jonathon pondered whether he should mention his conversation with Eric. He walked around to the front of his desk again. "Listen, Mallory, Eric told me he's concerned about one aspect of the shoot."
"Oh, really?" she asked, getting serious.
"Yeah ... uhm ... he's afraid that he won't be able to control his erections around you."
"Oh!" she said in a surprised voice. "Well ..."
"Look, don't mention it to him."
"Oh, no, of course not!"
"He kids and flirts a lot, but he really is a pro. I know he doesn't want to embarrass himself, but he's really more concerned about embarrassing you. Frankly, there aren't a whole lot of straight guys in this business who actually respect women. He's one of the good guys, Mal."
"I completely understand, Jonathon. Thanks for the heads up. I'll be cool. Don't worry. I'm actually quite surprised and flattered."
Jonathon smiled. "Thanks, Mal. I knew you'd understand."
About an hour later, both models walked out of different makeup rooms wearing only robes. Brad gave Mallory a hug and walked over to shake Eric's hand.
"I don't think you two have met, right?"
"No," Mallory said with a bright smile. Uncharacteristically, Eric approached her timidly. "I've loved your work for years, Eric. It's so nice to finally meet and get to work together."
"Yes," he said as his voice squeaked. He cleared his throat and said, "Same here Mallory. You are an amazing model. I've even got some of your original prints hanging in my house."
"Really!" she said, smiling broadly. "I'm very flattered."
"Okay ... you guys ready to go?" Brad asked.
"Let's do it!" Mallory replied.
Brad took them to a small platform in front of a green screen. He explained that the computer would add whatever background they wanted later. For the first series, he turned on a fan and simply wanted Mallory to lean forward slightly. Eric was to stand behind her and mimic her pose with his hands on her hips. Oh shit, he thought.