Heads up. This is an introduction to a longer series of stories about Joe. This one doesn't have any growth in it and is meant to introduce the characters and scenario.
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The last normal day of my life was a Monday in April.
Hi. My name is Joe. Yes. I am average. No. I'm not going to tell you my last day.
I'm a normal 20-year-old living in a normal Americana suburb sometime at the beginning of the century.
And on this Monday, I woke up in my normal young man's bedroom. Well, OK, it's a little less than normal. Sure, I have a pile of dirty clothes on the floor--a stack of DVDs and Blu-rays scattered across my dresser. A small television connected to a PlayStation.
And tucked under my bed, I have long boxes filled with my favorite DC superheroes. There are all the ones you'd expect -- Batman, Superman, Green Lantern and a few random Bat Family comics. But slipped between those issues are my real treasures -- issues of Wonder Woman and Power Girl.
See that's my secret. While all of my friends want supermodel thin women with moderately large breasts, I want a superhero woman. A woman with inhumanely large breasts, wide shoulders and hips. I dream of them showing off their bulging biceps, six-packs and ...
Well, you get the idea, right?
Now, I know that those women don't exist. But I secretly scour the Internet to find pictures and stories. At least when I can.
Don't tell my mom, OK?
I just started my second year at the nearby state college. My Dad is a professor here and my mom is a secretary, but I moved into my own apartment this year.
Anyway, I already said it's a Monday morning. So everything started on this last day of normal with a nice long shower with a little "me" time if you get what I mean. Just some normal fantasies of seeing normal women growing taller, getting muscles, growing breasts.
You know the drill.
Give me a break. I'm 20. It's like my dick still has a mind of its own.
Slam. Slam. Slam. "Joe! Are you done in there, yet?"
Jesus Christ. This is not the best time. "Just a few more minutes. I got shampoo in my hair!" I yell back to Sally.
"You're going to use all of the hot water! I need to take a shower too!"
So this needs a bit of an explanation. Sally is my younger sister's best friend. My younger sister Christine decided that she was going to take a year to go and find herself by backpacking around Europe.
But Sally wanted to go to the local state university and I was volunteered to play help her out with a place to stay. She's a good friend though, even if she is a little annoying. Somehow, I'm the only one with a car, and it's become our tradition that I give her a ride to campus, rather than have her hoof it.
Sally wasn't as lucky as my sister and I to get our average genetics. Her parents were both on the heavier side, and that crap slid downhill onto her. Unfortunately, she got a body that was just preparing for the eventual apocalypse by making sure that it had enough energy stored on it.
This is all a nice way of saying that she is fat. And her body doesn't carry it well. At 5'6" it bunched around her middle and legs, making her a target of bullies when she was in middle and high school.
While things got better for her in college, she still struggles with her self-image.
It's a shame really, because she is a nice person. She's into all of the best music and books. One of my most secret fantasies is that somehow I was able to adjust her biochemistry so that she could lose that weight in all of the right places. Then it could be replaced with muscle. Maybe she would grow a foot taller, so she looked down on all of her bullies.
And...
Crap! I need to get my hair washed. No more of these fantasies.
I got myself washed up and suffered through the pain of an unfinished fantasy while I shoved myself back into my clothes.
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I grabbed the box of Cheerios and poured myself a bowl, while I waited for my coffee to finish. I was just about ready to go when Sally made her way into the kitchen.
"Hey, shorty! Are you ready yet?" I said in my best faux cheery voice.
Sally grimaced at me. "I'm not short! And you're the short one, I'm only four inches shorter than you. That makes me average for a woman."
"Which means you're short." I grinned back. She's my sister's friend. It think that means I'm still entitled to use brother logic to give her a hard time occasionally.
Sally grabbed a piece of toast and put an unhealthy amount of butter on it. "Well, I'm still growing. You never know. I could end up taller than you."
I don't think Sally understood quite how close that cut to my fantasies. I just grinned to laugh it off. "Yeah, sure. That would be an awfully late growth spurt."
Then she nudged the door to my fantasies just a little wider when she said, "You know, I weighed myself this morning and I think I lost a couple of pounds."
"That's great!" I said. I pray I sounded supportive without sounding condescending. I don't know if I pulled it off. I might be a pervert, but I did want to be a supportive friend.
She grinned a little. "I think I'm going to go for a walk when we get home from school. What do you think? Do you want to go too?"
I knew what I was going to say. It's what I always said here. Because this was reality. It wasn't a fantasy where she would keep up the exercise and magically turn into some hot fitness chick.
"Sure. Let's do it." I said, knowing that even if we went for a walk today, nothing would ever come of it.