Under the soft glow of string lights and the Sistine Chapelesque art that crisscrossed the ceiling, the mixer buzzed with the chatter of newcomers and the clinking of glasses. Amidst the multitude of eager faces and forced introductions, he noticed her — a solitary figure seated at a table that looked like an island in the middle of the sea, her attention captured more by the ceiling art than the social spectacle around her.
This event wasn't his first, but he had already settled that it would be the last. What a perfect way to end it all by seeking out the attention of this masterpiece. To him, she glistened a dish unto herself under the bright lights of the five-star restaurant. She scanned the room, looking at potential suitors, but none dared take the leap of faith at such a prize.
But he was determined; he checked his breath and clenched his fist. Then, he questioned why the hell did I clenched my fist; The man shook it off and marched forward, thinking aloud in the roaring mixer about what he would say to her and how he would say it. She locks eyes with the approaching man, her brown-eyed gaze almost stops him in his tracks. It was intense; The man felt like he was about to turn into stone, but continued until he reached her table. It was now or never.
"I'm Ken Ken," he says, smiling at her; slowly, the realization of what he spoke crept into his mind. She smiles as it sets in, almost spitting out the wine she took a sip of.
"Ken Ken, huh." The woman says her long jet-black hair temporally covering her face as she laughs.
"It's not actually Ken Ken."
"I don't think I can date a guy named Ken Ken."
"It's a nickname."
"That's even worse dude, like what?"
"Because my name is."
"Ken Ken?"
"No, it's Ken Kendrick."
"Ahh, I get it now; how clever." The woman says smirking, the lights from the ceiling hitting her golden skin.
"Okay." Ken says smirking right back at her meeting her sass with sass of his own.
"No, you will let me have this moment." Olivia says as Ken takes the seat in front of her.
"I get it now," Ken says grabbing the vase and powering him some water into the glass cup on the table. "I can see why you were sitting here alone now."
"Oh wow, you're an asshole." The woman says as Ken drinks his water.
"Well, you just said you can't date a guy named Ken Kendrick, sooo."
"Ah, that gives you free rein to be your natural, Ken Ken self."
"My friends say I should never go full Ken Ken."
"You don't have friends, so there is no need to lie about that."
"I have friends!" Ken says taken aback by her remark. "Plenty of friends."
"Sure," She says, holding her hands up." Lefty and righty, right." She finishes with toothy grin showing her perfect teeth.
"The same logic can apply to you, too."
"True, you're not wrong; it would be Lefty for me, though."
"Oh, well, there ya go, now I'm out too."
"Now you're out?"
"Yup, I was hoping to salvage this random-ass mixer occurrence, but dating a lefty is completely out of the question."
"What do you have against the cult of the left-hand path."
"First girlfriend was a lefty, never again."
"Yikes, someone has baggage."
"I have a whole claims department for my baggage. I will have you know."
"Interesting; I hope you pay them well."
"Five-star rating on Google. Have you ever seen one of those ratings where there like? If I could give this place six stars, I would."
"Nope, can't say that I have, only the opposite."
"Must be looking at the lefties version Google reviews."
"Fuck...you." The woman laughs.
"Is that an invitation?" Ken says raising his eyebrow.
"You wish." The women replies shaking her head.
"So, who are you again? I don't think I caught your name?"
"I don't remember throwing it."
"So, it's a secret?"
"Maybe, aren't secrets cool?"
"Depends on the damage it does once it comes out."
"I don't think my name would do much damage if it comes out."
"Your perception is not reality." Ken says pondering "Sometimes."
"So, I'm guessing you're a psych major."
"Accountant."
"Bor..ring."
"Ouch, what the hell do you do? Don't tell me you're a model?"
"And what if I am?"
"Or maybe you're a bodybuilder; wait a minute. Now, that I think about it, you look familiar."
"What? No, I don't." The woman says a slight panic etch on her face. "Wait, you're not a stalker, are you?"
"If I were, I wouldn't tell you. It's a secret."
"You suck. Fortunately, I'm just a normal plain Jane who works retail."
"I would venture to say there is nothing normal about you." Ken says looking at her vibiliy toned body through her dark red party dress.
"Was that a thin veil compliment?"
"I thought it was thick." Ken contuing to look at her before moving to back to her face. "Thicker than a snicker."
"I hate snickers."
"What about a Reese's big cup."
"Mmhmmm, now we're talking about business."
"So, is this your first mixer?"
"Does it matter if it is? Do I get experience points for each dating mixer I attend?"
"No, but you get a free coupon for a dinner for two if it's your third one."
"Damn, you really be at bat striking out, huh."
"I think I just hit a home run."
"I'm what pundits like to call a slider."
"Damn, I hate sliders."
"There tricky."