**This was meant to be a finite story, though I guess that it could be added to. I'm posting all of the chapters at once so that I can get back to some other tales. I just wanted to get this one story out since it's been bugging me for a while like a literary hangnail.
It's a little odd, but then ... ~shrug~
o_O
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Silke woke with a start and tried to sit up at the same instant. The maneuver would have worked well ordinarily. It was how she sometimes woke up from a dead sleep if she'd been up far too late the night before, puzzling and poring over pages and pages of testing data and calculations. After a night like that, and faced with a heavy schedule planned for the next day, World War III couldn't wake her as a rule, no matter how much she'd intended to get out of bed and get a move on.
But for some unknown reason, the comparatively quiet ring-tone of her cell phone could wake her from the sleep of the dead. It had saved her from sleeping through her day many times.
Today, it almost killed her.
Her eyes snapped open and she sat up instantly – slamming her forehead straight into the compressed air pipe which ran not all that far above her head. She saw the flash from the impact in her vision and fell right down again, flat onto her back with a groan before curling into a fetal position on the bunk.
"Scheisse!" she hissed in pain through her teeth.
Great. She now felt as though she'd left half of her brain on the pillow and bashed the rest of it out against the pipe.
And still the fucking phone rang.
She raised herself cautiously and swiveled around to sit on the edge of the bunk and look around at the empty bunks of the crew's quarters. She'd been here for the past fifty-three hours to run a few preliminary 'wet' tests on the bottom of the channel of the harbor at Kiel, Germany. For this, she'd allowed no volunteers. Since a guinea pig was required, she'd decided to do this herself. Feeling as though she could finally sleep near the end of the second day, she'd racked out in here.
She made a mental note that the pipe be padded and other things such as this searched for. For what she was going to be charging for these things, the least that she could do was to make certain that nobody killed themselves trying to sit up in their bunks.
Silke shook her head very carefully and tried to make some sense of it. She was alone in the first of her boats; on the bottom of a channel close to the pen that this hull had been towed to so that it could be fitted out after it had been launched weeks ago. If there was one place on Earth – one sanctuary where the curse of modern telecommunications could not reach her - it had to be here.
And yet, she heard her phone ring.
Since when could cell phone signals penetrate forty feet of water and the thick rubber-coated metal hide of a submarine? It wasn't possible.
So why was the damn thing ringing?
She searched through the pockets of her coveralls where she'd put them after taking them off the night before. Stuffing her fingers hurriedly into all of the pockets, she searched in vain for the offensive little device and cursed under her breath, swearing to God and any other deities who might be within earshot that once she'd felt her fingers close over the thing, she'd heave it as hard as she could against the wall.
It was time for an upgrade anyway.
But it wasn't there, and yet she could hear it ring. It dawned on her that the sound was coming to her ears from the cabin intercom and PA system.
"Fur dammt noch mal!" She yelled before switching to English, "Shut that thing off or there'll be hell to pay, I promise!"
It took a few seconds longer before the strident chirping ceased.
The cheerful voice of her assistant Ginger replaced the chirp, "Are you awake, Boss?"
Silke snorted as she cradled her still-pounding head, "Are you enjoying the last few minutes of your employment?"
"Time's long past up, and you weren't answering anything else. I had to do something, didn't I?" the clipped, professional and very British tones replied.
"Finally, I thought of your ring-tone, and I had the lads here pipe it in."
"Very ingenious – and also very cruel," Silke smirked. "You do know – as I keep telling you, that the war is over now for nearly seventy years, yes? I had nothing to do with it. I wasn't born until more than forty years after that," she said, as she saw her silicon dildo lying on the blanket of the bunk. Custom-made to the shape and dimensions of one particular man, she'd brought it along because it helped when she was feeling stressed and because she missed him so much.
These days, with the testing of her design set to begin, Silke was feeling stressed quite a lot and had little time for much in the way of the meditation which normally calmed her.
She wrapped it in the small towel that she'd brought and shoved in into her knapsack.
"Right," the voice agreed, "where the hell are you now? You're not on any of the monitors."
"I slept in a bunk in the crew's quarters. There are no cameras in here," she said as her feet hit the floor and she reached for her underwear, "I'm in the crew quarters. I'll be moving forward toward the captain's cabin in a minute. I need some ice from the refrigerator for the goose egg that I'm wearing on my forehead. I wasn't about to sleep in the captain's bed, since I know that you had a camera installed there for this test. There were none installed where I spent the night." She grabbed her coveralls and began to shuck them on.
"What's the big deal?" Ginger asked, "They were only put in to make sure that you were alright. It's a little much to expect the head of a company to be out of sight for two days and nights. Safety is a concern, Silke. We just wanted to –"
"We've been over this ground," Silke said, "You just wanted to capture me snoring the carpeting off the floor. I know you, Ginger. You'd love something like that. You'd torture me over it for years to come, probably release a few minutes at a time to put up on YouTube. You know that I snore terribly. I have enough to feel ashamed about. I won't provide you with footage of me with my mouth open and drooling while I cause any closed door in the area to bend back and forth from my snoring. Besides, it's not all that much of a concern. I just wanted some privacy while I was down here. You never know, I might have hidden a man away down here. Even you can't say that you've had a man in a submarine."
Ginger wanted to laugh, "That's true," she said, even though it wasn't. Long before she'd enlisted in the Royal Navy, she'd gotten laid in an old sub on display in the Submarine Museum one night as a teenager.
Silke looked around the compartment noting that it smelled like sex. She sighed to herself. If only that were true.
"What was that about a goose egg?" Ginger asked as Silke came into view on one of the monitors.
"When I woke up thinking that I was hearing the alarm on my phone, I sat up in a hurry and hit my head on a pipe," Silke said, as she pulled a tray of ice cubes from the fridge. She had a handful loose in seconds, laying them on a towel which she wrapped up and held to her forehead. "It's all your fault," she said.
But the retort which she expected never came, and knowing her assistant as well as she did, Silke made a simple deduction. "You're not alone now, are you?"