"H...Hello," said Sarah with a tremble, "I didn't hear you come in."
"No well you wouldn't have done would you, being asleep. Huh some bloody babysitter you are, I could have been anybody." It was Elisabeth!
Sarah, although half asleep, knew that however much of a shit Bruce Young was, no way was she going to take smartarse comments from his sister-in-law.
"Anybody with a key I expect," she said, "How did..."
"Oh, another key, yes. Martin has hundreds you know," she waved a small silver key by its paper fob, "Martin showed me how to get past those dim witted security guards and I did, half of them are illegal immigrants anyway; Total waste of money," she held up more keys, "This is the one for his London house, this is the one for the parsonage, I stay there when I like!" she said dreamily. "Yes, thanks to Martin of course, oh yes, he really looks out for Brucie, always has his welfare at heart - unlike some I could mention."
"I'm sorry?"
"You will be sweetie."
"What?"
"You mess with me and mine sweetie and you'll discover the consequences."
"What... what are you talking about, I haven't..."
"Haven't you?" said Elisabeth, "Now just take poor little Catherine there, she's still a baby, not yet used to the world without a mummy and you come along and mess about with her emotions, weeeelllll," Sarah could see an expansive hand gesture against the window light, "that seems a bit strange to me."
"But I haven't done anything, Cathy is almost five, and anyway she never knew her..."
A light switched on and temporarily blinded Sarah and she flinched, which was enough to wake Cathy.
"Sarah, the light's in my eyes," the little girl complained with a soft cry.
"It's OK Darling," said Sarah trying to shield Cathy's eyes with her hand.
Sarah tried to turn Cathy away from the light. She noticed then that as she moved, the light moved with her. Elisabeth had a powerful angle poise lamp that she kept shining into Sarah's face.
"I tried to warn you, didn't I? You can't say I didn't do that." There was a chuckle, a horrible, sick expletive sound far removed from any form of humour, "I even set fire to your bloody house for Christ's sake!" The voice dropped from its shout and turned to an angry growl, "How much more of a message do you fucking need!"
"How could you do that, I could have been..."
"Killed? Well, I didn't do it to keep you warm for fuck's sake." She chuckled that chuckle again, "Oh yes, aaaaaall arranged with Martin!"
A feeling started to creep over Sarah, and things that hadn't quite gelled in her troubled mind started to come together.
"It was you - all the time, wasn't it?"
Elisabeth chuckled again, "I just KNEW he'd come and see you that night. Cathy was at Mum's and I knew that you'd try your dirty, slutty tricks and get him to come round. You'd been quite clever up to that point I grant you. But then I knew for sure, you'd had enough warnings so... whoosh!" The girl giggled at the imagery. "I thought the letters were particularly good. The one cut out from the paper took ages, but you know what? I knew JUST what to do. I've got Brucie's entire 'Detective' programme on DVD. I knew just what to do, went to the library and begged two sheets of A4 out of the printer for my 'college course'," she gleefully wagged two fingers in the air to indicate quotation marks, "wore rubber gloves and a face mask, even one of those funny hairnets to stop my hair falling on it. Bought the newspapers wearing gloves, the whole thing."
As Sarah's become accustomed to the light and the excited woman leant forward she could pick out the features on Elisabeth face, even down to the sick grin she had, "So you could say in a way that Brucie was part of it, he showed me what to do; it was like having DC Shears in the room with me." She laughed.
"Bruce will be home any minute," said Sarah, trying to keep the panic out of her voice.
"And printing the others on Brucie's computer! That was Martin's idea as well actually, and your parents address, well, what can I say! You led me there yourself in your crappy attempt to save your car from damage." Elisabeth gave a self-satisfied chuckle. "Although I must say my triumph, the one I'm most proud of, was going into your bloody school. I watched him talking to her in the playground one day and they looked like they got on. So I walked straight into the place, the gormless receptionist was still on the phone so I slipped past and stood around looking at the notice board like I was waiting for someone. I looked at the board with all of your names on and saw the one with the Ginger bit and got her name. I waited until one of the other idiot teachers went into the staff room and watched her tap the number. It's amazing what you can do ten minutes after playtime finishes. Silly ginger bitch left her brush on top of her locker - always said the Irish were stupid."
Sarah noticed the look change from triumph to hate for a moment, "The bitch is lucky I didn't burn her too..." Sarah shivered as the mad woman went on. "The way she smiled at him! That fucking whore!" she growled, "Touching his arm every five minutes, made it look like she was stretching her leg, but THAT IRISH FUCKING TRAMP WAS..." Sarah heard Elisabeth change her breathing and in three terrifying seconds her persona was back to how it was before. "Sex Sex Sex, that's how it is with Brucie!" she paused, "Don't need to tell you that do I you fucking slut..." It looked like Elisabeth was leaning forward, so much so Sarah was sure she could smell her foul breath.
"Elisabeth, I need to put Cathy back to..."
"Soooo," Elisabeth interrupted, "I took as many hairs as I could get of her brush and put them in a little plastic bag. If you'd been a little more observant you'd have noticed them on his sofa and the pillows on the bed before today. Had to go in again and get some more for Martin, did the same again of course, If I could have broken into her locker I'd have taken some of her clothes and left them around the place.
Mind you, you probably would have been too stupid to notice." The shadow ran a hand through its long hair, "Yes I burnt your bloody house! But I am sorry about your neighbour's car though... that was a shame, but accidents happen don't they? Brucie fixed it for her though so that's all right. He's a really good person."
Sarah realised at last that she was in real trouble. Elisabeth had something in her hand, although she couldn't see it, the general shape suggested one of the 'kitchen devil' cooks' knives that lived in the knife block just inside the kitchen door.
"Elisabeth, I really have to go now, Bruce will be back any minute..."
"Hmm, yeeees, Bruce." Elisabeth took a deep breath, "Brucie Brucie Brucie."
"Look, I never meant anyone any harm, we only spent some weekends together, well until you... until my house burnt down then I stayed here for..."