If I believed that we were going to go all the way, I'd have to be crazy. If I were maybe five years older, maybe he would. I know nothing about his relationship goals, so this might be part of it. He would have more time to wait to go all the way than with a woman older than me. He's a smart man and I'm sure he knows what he's doing. Even if he were the most experienced sexpert, I wonder if he's undecided on having kids. I mean he's pretty conservative when it comes to chivalry and not having kids outside of marriage, but whether it's me or not, I'd guess he'd be unsure even if he's married.
Just then, the card reader made noises. That immediately followed by the door opening. And then another door opening. He clearly wasn't looking in my direction. Probably thought I wasn't in yet. Wouldn't you know it, he's brushing his teeth. And humming. "Damn song," I heard muffled through the door. He obviously had an earworm of a song. Not sure if it was one he'd like but maybe it's because he was trying to focus on us. He turned off the water.
"Aah! Don't do that."
"I didn't move. You weren't looking into the room to notice I was already here."
"Oh. Anyway, hi darling."
"Hi Nickiepoo." I was gonna sound as flirty as I could all night until I passed out if that's what it took. I've been patient too long not to get something out of this.
"I do believe i's story time."
"You're gonna share a naught story!" I knew it wasn't but I wanted to give him a little shit just for fun.
"What about yellow roses?"