I Never Saw That Coming Pt 01

It was the late 90's, I met a girl, I don't remember what our pre-date conversations involved to have foreshadowed what would come later that night.

A friend of hers was celebrating her birthday at a bar about and hour away, so she asked me to what would have been our first date. I'm not a drinker, I'm also chivalrous as fuck, so I drove.

I picked her up at her house, met the parents, the kid brother and the dog. Everything was good, she could be the one. It was all very Norman Rockwell like. Her mom made dinner, I ate with the family before heading out to celebrate her friends birthday.

After dinner, we got into my car and left. Not long after getting on the highway, she asked me to pull over. I did as she asked, she got out of the car, lifted her skirt, removed her panties and began peeing right there on the emergency lane. She continued talking to me as if nothing was happening, I'll admit it was hard to hear over her unnaturally powerful stream, how she didn't splash herself is beyond me.

She finished, luckily, I had some napkins in my car and reached over to hand her one. She wiped and got back into the passenger seat. As we drove off, she put her panties, which she'd never put back on around my gear shift. "A souvenir" she told me.

I though to myself, as we drove on: Ok, the peeing thing was kinda gross, but when you gotta go, you gotta go, besides, the panty gift was super hot, and totally makes up for the Roadside Pee Show she just put on for me.

When we got out of the car, I noticed how short her skirt was, I saw her panties around my gear shift and asked her, "are you sure you don't want to put those back on?"

She said, "No", turned around and lifted up her skirt, showing me her ass.

We get into the bar, it was one of those dueling piano joints, and of course, her friends were already there with a table right up front. Being the gentleman that I am, I went to the bar to get her a drink. When I returned, there were no seats left, so she stood up, gave me her chair and sat on my lap. "Be careful you don't get a boner, remember, I'm not wearing any panties." she told me. The music was loud, so I'm not sure if anyone heard her.

After about an hour, she noticed that I wasn't hard and decided to resolve that by taking my hand and sliding it up her skirt. I let a finger slip inside of her, but I pulled it out quickly. Her demeanor changed. what was once playful, she seemed angry.

"Take me home." she demanded.

I thought: Shit, what the hell happened.

We get into the car, without a word. I expected her to take her panties off my gear shift and put them on, because obviously this date was a complete bust.

Instead, as I was guiding the car onto the on ramp to the highway, she unhooks her seat belt, and mounts me, lifting up her skirt and grinding her shaved pussy against my jeans. She reaches down, unbuttons my jeans, but my car wasn't very big and this entire scenario was impossible, not while driving at least.

She gives up, gets back into her seat, leans over and starts to suck my cock.

I love road head, who doesn't?

I cum into her mouth, she swallows and gets back into the passenger seat. I put my dick back into my jeans. I look over to her, she's leaning against the door, her legs open while her finger dig deep into her pussy.

She takes her fingers out and puts them into her mouth, sucking her own juices off of her fingers. "I want some." I say, and she obliges by inserting the same two fingers, got them nice and wet, then put them into my mouth. I noticed a fairly strong smell and a weird taste.

No biggie, I'm a trooper, so I sucked her pussy juice from her fingers, savoring them, moaning and expressing my appreciation.

"Pull over." she said.

"I don't have a condom." I say.

"I'm on the pill." she responds.

I oblige. It was late, there weren't many cars on the road and the this portion of the highway wasn't very well illuminated.

She leans her seat back and lifts up her skirt. I get on top of her, lowering my jeans just enough to perform.

For some reason, this entire situation, the events leading up to this moment, the being pulled over on the side of the highway, the lack of condom got to me, and I came before she did. I pulled my dick out of her, "Let's go back to my apartment and I'll finish you off." I promised.

She nods and falls asleep a little while later.

On the road, I noticed that my cock had gotten stuck to my underwear, her juices acting like a sort of glue on my dick. Not only that, but my shaft was itching something fierce. I unbutton my jeans, reach in, separating my cock from the fabric. It was a little sticky, so I blamed the itchiness on her amount of moisture. 'Man this chick has the wettest pussy I've ever seen.' I thought.

I had pulled out my cock momentarily, and I glanced at the fabric on the inside of my underwear, the road was dark, and my dome light was broken so I couldn't be sure but there appeared to be a dark spot on the material. 'Probably just shadow' I told myself and drove on.

I wake her up gently, 'We're here," I said.

She wakes up, and walks into my apartment, we start to make out, I take off her shirt and bra, seeing her perky tits for the very first time. she excuses herself to use the restroom first. It was, after all, a pretty long drive.

She was in the bathroom for a very long time, I hadn't yet taken off my clothes.

She finally comes out of the bathroom, still topless, wearing only that tiny little skirt, she's pale, a look of pure horror on her face. "I'm sorry, we can't." she said.

"What do you mean we can't, we already did." I reminded her.

"No," she finished, "I got my period."

In that instant, I remembered the dark stain on my underwear, I took my pants off and looked, yep, sure enough, a dark red dick shaped stain now adorned the inside of my drawers.

I wish she wouldn't have said what she said next. "I'm so sorry for putting my fingers in your mouth."

.... and that is how I got my redwings...