I met her at a bar. I know it sounds typical, hell if my friends' description of me as a womanizer was anything to go by, you'd probably be able to predict how this story goes before finishing this sentence. Tall, dark and handsome man meets sexy woman at a bar, opens confidently with his simple tried-and-tested pick up line -- "Hey, I'll buy you a drink if you tell me a secret" which works because she's the right mix of drunk, intrigued and horny and - skipping past a couple hours of basic missionary and cowgirl sex -- they never hear from each other again. But don't judge me just yet. This night, this indescribable night was anything but typical...
I wasn't lying when I said my friends describe me as a womanizer. I'm... experienced. But I don't brag about the number of women I've slept with or display it as a badge of honour with my other guy friends. The truth is, I've been in relationships and they've never worked out. None of them ended as a result of either of us doing anything. I've never cheated, nor have I been cheated on. I've definitely flirted with the boundaries but I've never crossed them. Anyway, I guess it depends on who's drawing up the boundaries. But if I were to say I've been cheated by anything, I'd say it would have been by Life. The Universe. Fate. Whatever mystical power you think guides the storylines of our lives clearly had something else intended for me when I got into my previous relationships.
My first girlfriend, let's call her B, left to build schools and wells in the poorer villages of Africa and didn't see my lawyer-by-day, lawyer-by-night, lawyer-all-the-fucking-time-because-my-career-is-my-life, lifestyle fitting in her life plan. Which I accept, with no grudges. Some grudges. I worked hard for what I have; the suits, the apartment overlooking Canary Wharf, it all came as a result of hard work and long nights at the office, figuratively sucking my boss's dick every time I said I could stay late to work on a case. But the point is, Life stopped whatever future B and I could have had.
After that, there was Elle. Another lawyer, she always won the big clients because her brain was as big as what was poorly concealed under her tight-fitted blouses. She knew she was sexy, she knew she was intelligent and she used every inch of what she knew to get ahead, without having to literally suck her boss's dick. After a year of flirting, we finally got wine-drunk whilst working late and fucked in her office. It was hot.
Our first touches were passionate, fuelled by lust and desire. We kissed roughly, my hand on the back of her neck pulling at her hair while I kissed her neck, her hands expertly unbuckling and unzipping my suit trousers in an instant. Her tongue was magic; she licked sweet pre-cum from the tip of my honey-toned penis in between me tearing her clothes off of her. I do wish I had had time to enjoy the look of her athletic body in her dark black lingerie, always slightly visible in our day-to-day work life beneath her tight white blouse, but the speed at which I became hard meant I had only one thing on my mind.
I grabbed her firm butt with both hands, her laboured breathing changing to a sharply moaned inhale as I released my grip and suddenly smacked both cheeks with the palms of my hands. She pulled me towards the cream leather couch on the right of her office, above which hung her many awards and accolades, impressing both prospective clients and her envious colleagues. She pressed me down and forced me to sit, her eyes on my thick shaft which still glimmered from the earlier wetness of her mouth.