Stories are much easier for me to write when they have some semblance of truth to them, and this piece of work was inspired by my recent guys’ night out.
It’s connected to the “Sharing My Wife Amanda” series, but can be read as a standalone.
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“Let me get this straight,” my wife Amanda slowly began. “Your buddies want to go to a strip club... but they’re telling their wives that they’re going to a sports bar instead... and they want you to go
and
be their alibi?” The incredulity in her voice rose as she spoke.
“Yea, um, Mandy. Something like that.”
“Are they not getting any sex at home?” Amanda’s speculation drew a hearty laugh from me, but she ignored it. “So you’re going to lie for your friends
and
pay money just to look at some tits and ass? Really?”
That was, in fact, what my friends Calvin and Pat were hoping. Like me, they were married and had children, and were slaves to their jobs and other responsibilities that life demanded. As a result, we had been discussing a “guys’ night out”. And while venturing to a strip club wasn’t on my top 10 list, it was years since I had last been to one, and I was fairly eager to go.
“I told them I wouldn’t tell Connie or Jane where we’re going, but they know that I won’t lie if their wives ask.” I hesitated. “So, uhhh... can I go? I mean, do you mind if I...”
“Do I mind if you, what? Hang out with your boys and let a bunch of half-naked women steal your money?” Amanda snorted. “If that floats your boat, then go right ahead. I’m sure as hell not going to get bent out of shape over a bunch of strippers. More power to them!”
A lesser woman would’ve been upset, but not Amanda. She was aware that I would stare at a beautiful woman just as I knew she’d happily flirt with a handsome man; we had that type of relationship.
Amanda’s had confidence in me, but also in herself. After all, my wife was stunningly beautiful, even if she was too modest to acknowledge that obvious fact. Standing at 5’6, she possessed silky straight black silk hair that ran to her hips and was constantly fragrant. Yoga, regular workouts at the gym, and running 10+ miles every week may have bestowed onto Amanda an athletic physique, including a V-shaped upper torso, toned arms and legs, and killer abs, but it didn’t take away from her feminine curves. Any man---and many women--- within eyesight couldn’t helped but be mesmerized by her perfect 34C breasts and incredible, sculpted ass. Her brown, slightly almond-shaped eyes gave her a decidedly exotic countenance, and always seemed to be twinkling with some sort of naughtiness or inside joke that only she was aware of. However, Amanda’s adorable freckles were perhaps her sexiest physical trait of all.
But all of that paled in comparison to her intelligence and compassion.
I grinned, hugged her close, and touched my forehead to hers, our personal sign of affections since we were young kids dating. “Thanks, Mandy. You’re the best. I love you.”
“I love you, too, babe.” But she hesitated.
“Seriously, Mandy. I won’t go if you’re not cool with it. The guys and I can go someplace else... or I don’t have to go out with them at all.”
“It’s not that, silly.”
“Then what is it?”
“Nothing.”
“Seriously, Mandy. Tell me.”
Amanda blushed in embarrassment. “I want to go, too.”
“
What
?” I exploded incredulously
“I mean, I’m curious. I’ve never been to a strip club. I wanna see what these girls do and how they interact with their customers... how they play them. God, I think it would feel so empowering to do what these girls do!”
The notion of my hot wife as a stripper, and the amount of attention she would command, was as wildly enthralling as the idea of her accompanying me and my friends.
“Come with us!”
Amanda made a rude sound. “I’d probably be the only female who doesn’t work there. Besides,” she sniffed, “Pat and Calvin will think I’m coming just to keep an eye on you, and I don’t want to look like the ‘jealous wife’.”
“Are you kidding me? They’ll love it!” And it was the truth. My friends may have been married, but I knew that they secretly, and sometimes not so secretly, lusted after my wife.
What man didn’t?
Amanda actually considered my invitation, but ultimately shook her head, much to my dismay. “No, you boys go have fun. Just fill me in on what you see in there, and don’t blow
too
much money on strippers.”
I laughed. “I promise!”
Amanda made a face. “And whatever you do, make sure you shower before you crawl into bed with me.”
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The
Watering Hole