Stories are much easier for me to write when they have some semblance of truth to them, and this piece of work was inspired by my recent guysâ night out.
Itâs connected to the âSharing My Wife Amandaâ series, but can be read as a standalone.
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âLet me get this straight,â my wife Amanda slowly began. âYour buddies want to go to a strip club... but theyâre telling their wives that theyâre going to a sports bar instead... and they want you to go
and
be their alibi?â The incredulity in her voice rose as she spoke.
âYea, um, Mandy. Something like that.â
âAre they not getting any sex at home?â Amandaâs speculation drew a hearty laugh from me, but she ignored it. âSo youâre going to lie for your friends
and
pay money just to look at some tits and ass? Really?â
That was, in fact, what my friends Calvin and Pat were hoping. Like me, they were married and had children, and were slaves to their jobs and other responsibilities that life demanded. As a result, we had been discussing a âguysâ night outâ. And while venturing to a strip club wasnât on my top 10 list, it was years since I had last been to one, and I was fairly eager to go.
âI told them I wouldnât tell Connie or Jane where weâre going, but they know that I wonât lie if their wives ask.â I hesitated. âSo, uhhh... can I go? I mean, do you mind if I...â
âDo I mind if you, what? Hang out with your boys and let a bunch of half-naked women steal your money?â Amanda snorted. âIf that floats your boat, then go right ahead. Iâm sure as hell not going to get bent out of shape over a bunch of strippers. More power to them!â
A lesser woman wouldâve been upset, but not Amanda. She was aware that I would stare at a beautiful woman just as I knew sheâd happily flirt with a handsome man; we had that type of relationship.
Amandaâs had confidence in me, but also in herself. After all, my wife was stunningly beautiful, even if she was too modest to acknowledge that obvious fact. Standing at 5â6, she possessed silky straight black silk hair that ran to her hips and was constantly fragrant. Yoga, regular workouts at the gym, and running 10+ miles every week may have bestowed onto Amanda an athletic physique, including a V-shaped upper torso, toned arms and legs, and killer abs, but it didnât take away from her feminine curves. Any man---and many women--- within eyesight couldnât helped but be mesmerized by her perfect 34C breasts and incredible, sculpted ass. Her brown, slightly almond-shaped eyes gave her a decidedly exotic countenance, and always seemed to be twinkling with some sort of naughtiness or inside joke that only she was aware of. However, Amandaâs adorable freckles were perhaps her sexiest physical trait of all.
But all of that paled in comparison to her intelligence and compassion.
I grinned, hugged her close, and touched my forehead to hers, our personal sign of affections since we were young kids dating. âThanks, Mandy. Youâre the best. I love you.â
âI love you, too, babe.â But she hesitated.
âSeriously, Mandy. I wonât go if youâre not cool with it. The guys and I can go someplace else... or I donât have to go out with them at all.â
âItâs not that, silly.â
âThen what is it?â
âNothing.â
âSeriously, Mandy. Tell me.â
Amanda blushed in embarrassment. âI want to go, too.â
â
What
?â I exploded incredulously
âI mean, Iâm curious. Iâve never been to a strip club. I wanna see what these girls do and how they interact with their customers... how they play them. God, I think it would feel so empowering to do what these girls do!â
The notion of my hot wife as a stripper, and the amount of attention she would command, was as wildly enthralling as the idea of her accompanying me and my friends.
âCome with us!â
Amanda made a rude sound. âIâd probably be the only female who doesnât work there. Besides,â she sniffed, âPat and Calvin will think Iâm coming just to keep an eye on you, and I donât want to look like the âjealous wifeâ.â
âAre you kidding me? Theyâll love it!â And it was the truth. My friends may have been married, but I knew that they secretly, and sometimes not so secretly, lusted after my wife.
What man didnât?
Amanda actually considered my invitation, but ultimately shook her head, much to my dismay. âNo, you boys go have fun. Just fill me in on what you see in there, and donât blow
too
much money on strippers.â
I laughed. âI promise!â
Amanda made a face. âAnd whatever you do, make sure you shower before you crawl into bed with me.â
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The
Watering Hole
was located in a nicer section of the city and reputedly the finest gentlemanâs club on this side of the state. I had known about its existence, but had never been here until tonight. The double entendre of its name was especially amusing to me.
Two large, menacing-looking bouncers standing at the front door nodded at us as Pat, Calvin, and I entered. In the entry was a hostess sitting behind a cash register. She was wearing a black latex dress that was so tight, it made me wonder how she was able to breathe. Her breasts were enormous--- D cups, without a doubt--- and appeared as though they were about to burst from her outfit. After greeting us and accepting our cover charge, she changed some of our bills to singles then indicated the velvety red curtain behind her.
My friends and I marched through.
It wasnât even 10pm yet, but the
Watering Hole
already crowded. There were 2 stages in the club, the main one at the front and a smaller one in the back. Both were ringed with seats for anyone with the funds to watch a dancer up close and personal, and adorned with the expected stripper pole. To the side of the main stage was the DJ and emcee, while a large bar was situated at the far wall in the center of the club. Opposite to the bar was large neon âVIPâ sign hanging above a curtained doorway. And scattered through the club were small tables and seats, couches, and benches for customers to sit back and relax.
There were girls milling all around us. Most were topless, wearing only panties or bikini bottoms or short shorts; some wore sexy lingerie, while others strutted their stuff in BDSM attire. A handful of the girls had a theme to their outfits: a petite blonde who wore her hair in pigtails over a short, plaid miniskirt and thigh-high stiletto boots immediately caught my attention. She also wore nerdy black-rimmed glasses and carried a large lollipop. A small backpack was slung over her back to complete the topless schoolgirl outfit. Just as my penis started to throb, another blonde, equally as cute and wearing a full French maid outfit, sauntered past us, leading a man by the hand who was grinning uncontrollably.
There were girls for every taste: short and tall, large and skinny, small-chested and stacked... girls from different ethnic backgrounds... some with clear, unblemished skin, others whose bodies were almost fully adorned with exotic tattoos and piercings... blondes, brunettes, redheads...
The girls may have been diverse to satisfy every manâs tastes, but the clientele was equally varied. There were men who had arrived alone, most of them glancing about furtively as if hoping not to be recognized. Some appeared old enough to be grandfathers of the girls working here while several appeared too young to even be here. A significant number of men were wearing expensive suits.
There were many female patrons present, too.
I took everything in, and surprisingly found myself blushing. Yes, it had been a long time since Iâd been to a strip club!
Pat and Calvin scanned our surroundings, and grinned like schoolboys. Pat clapped us on the back and draped his arms over our shoulders. âCâmon, boys. Letâs meet some girls!â
After ordering drinks, we were found a table with 3 empty seats close to the main stage. We had barely sat down when a pretty brunette immediately descended upon us. She had long hair in a tightly wound braid with dark eyes, and naturally tanned skin which made her appear Latino or Spanish. She wasnât wearing anything except boots and a skimpy fluorescent green thong, which really stood out in the dim interior. The girl knelt next to Calvin, but kept her back erect, making her ample breasts appear even more voluptuous.
âHey, guys. My name is Luna.â She made small talk with us, subtly shifting her body to show off her wares. However, she placed her hand on Calvinâs thigh as she spoke, clearly zeroing in on him. Eventually, she asked, âSo can I interested one of you in a private lap dance?â She spoke to all of us, but stared at Calvin.
He never stood a chance. âOf course. Lead the way, hot stuff!â
Pat chuckled as our friend stood up and went with Luna. âHave fun!â
I shook my head ruefully. âThat didnât take long, did it? Cal better pace himself. Only a minute in, and heâs already about to blow his whole load!â
Pat and I laughed.
Our friend was barely gone a minute when another girl approached us, and then another. The format, of course, was always the same: they would greet us with a smile, make small talk, and then offer us a private dance which, of course, was not free.
I kept politely declining, but Pat eventually took a liking to a short blonde named âBambiâ, and he enthusiastically followed her to parts unknown.
I was suddenly alone. Glancing about the room, I studied the pretty girls who were weaving their way between customers, enticing them with their smiles and bodies, and curiously observed their transactions that were peculiar yet normal in this establishment.