About 200 yards from my house there is a Baptist church. It's a place I've never been, I have just noticed the well dressed people attending. I couldn't help but notice that some of these ladies, some quite posh looking, were magnificent in the bed room, I may be guilty of falling into some stereotypical traps, they didn't half look hot though! It was a nice thought, I had now gone 6 weeks after splitting up with my model girlfriend. I had gone out with a very religious girl in my last job. She spent a lot of time doing to me what the bible says you're not allowed to, that was fun!
2 weeks ago I was in the sitting room doing some writing when I heard the doorbell.
I opened the door to find two well groomed ladies, with tweed style skirt-suits.
"Hello sir, my name is Christine," The Larger, more buxom lady said, "and this is my colleague and fellow church member Miriam. We're doing a survey on local residents, hoping to find out why they either are or aren't coming to church. Can you spare us a couple of minutes of your time?"
Of course Ladies, please come in." I replied, and stood aside for them to go up the stairs, and yea, strike me down dead, I checked out their asses, very sweet!
I showed them into the living room and the two of them sat on the couch. Both of them had, as usual with the church ladies, Black tights on, might have been stockings for all I knew. Angie was the last girl I fucked and I thought, 'This Miriam one, or Christine are not Miss World, but they are pretty, and for all the church stuff, I was willing to bet they were red hot in the bedroom.
I went back through to the living room, smiled at Christine.
"She's just..." I don't know why I started that sentence, what would come next, 'just having a piss!' "I'll just go in to the kitchen and get the glasses."
Miriam came back down and joined us. She sat next to Christine on the couch as I started to pour sherry into the glasses.
"First of all," Christine started. "We would like to know, if it's ok with you, how often you attend church." Just then a mobile phone started to chime, it was Christine's mobile. "Do you mind if I take this in your kitchen?" She asked.
"Be my guest." I said. As she spoke on her phone in the kitchen I decided to chat to Miriam.
"I have to say, Miriam, when I think of church ladies I don't picture ladies as attractive as you."
She blushed big time.
"I'm sorry" I said, "I didn't mean to embarrass you."
Just then the woman Christine came back in from the kitchen.
"I'm sorry Mr Collins, I have just had a call from my son Stephen's school, they say he's had a little accident. They want me to come in. Miriam, we should..."
"No, it's ok Christine, I can carry on from here, I know the procedure."
"Yes, alright, Miriam, as long as you are ok with that, Mr Collins?"
"It will be my pleasure, Christine." The little devil in my head was jumping up and down with delight.
I saw Christine to the door and came back in to the living room. I pointed to the couch with the palm of my hand, "Would you mind if I sat here, Miriam?"
"Not at all." She blushed again.
"I haven't been going to church, not for quite a while anyway, ever since Laura, my fiancΓ©e split up with me," I looked downward, I sniffled, "She doesn't realize how badly she broke my heart."