How to Have Sex With the Snow Maiden
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Avaryana's grandmother had been the midwife of a small village in northern Montana and, because she had grown old and weak lately, she had taken the girl with her to attend births. Avaryana feared that people would become so accustomed to her attending births that they would eventually suggest that she become the village midwife.
At first, Avaryana was terribly afraid: how could she attend the birth as the village midwife, even though she had been her grandmother's nurse? But her luck was that her grandmother knew her well and didn't put her in charge of heavy work, but of small things: give me that towel over there! Tell the men to put some more wood on the fire! Let them heat some more water, we'll need it later!
In the most difficult cases, they would call the rescue service from the nearest town, because sometimes the baby would present in a breech position, and the mother would need a cesarean delivery, which could only be done in a hospital.
"My dear granddaughter, I could take the baby out of its mother's womb by caesarean section, but even if it lived, the mother would surely die, because no matter how well I sewed the abdomen back together, I would never know how to do the right thing. Nor would I have the tools. After all, I'm a midwife, not a surgeon."
So she only handled normal births; the more complicated ones she sent to hospital. This wasn't difficult to do most of the year, but in winter there were problems because the entrance to the village was through a narrow valley called the Dry Valley, which was really dry all year round. Only when it rained would a little water collect at the bottom, but it didn't bother anyone because it never got above the knees and in a quarter of an hour it would drain away as if it hadn't been there.
It was harder in winter, when the blizzards started and who knew how the wind was blowing, but the snowdrifts would gather at the base of the Dry Valley until they were deeper than a person's height. After a while, the blizzard would die down and eventually people, with nothing to do, would start shoveling and plowing to move the snow out of the Dry Valley because they had to go shopping and, as usual, the authorities would forget about them and leave them snowed in.
Everything was fine and beautiful, and Avaryana was really beginning to enjoy witnessing the birth of so many children. And hearing their first cries, a sign that they were healthy and full of life, made her forget about her problems.
One day, when her grandmother couldn't get out of bed because she lived on the outskirts of the village, some distance from the mother-to-be, she explained to Avaryana over the phone what to do. This was the only birth she attended alone. She felt proud, if a little scared, but vowed never to do it again.
Another problem arose one winter with blizzards that seemed to go on forever. And that's when Mia Jones went into labor.
Avaryana got there first and, because she knew what her grandmother was going to ask for, got the women of the house to keep the house warm, boil water and fetch clean towels.
Mia, however, was untouched, and Avaryana's grandmother, after taking them all out of the room, stripped Mia to the waist and quickly examined her. Then she spoke softly so the pregnant woman wouldn't hear:
"We are in trouble Avaryana!"
"Why?" the girl asked, still whispering.
"The baby is upside down! Go and tell them to call for rescue quickly!"
Avaryana went and told the housewives what to do, but they all shrugged:
"Just now old man Davis came from the entrance to the Dry Valley and said that the snow troughs in the troughs are five feet deep. Even snow plows can't get through, there's no rescue....
When Avaryana told her grandmother the bad news, the grandmother, who was usually so optimistic, clutched her head in her hands and began to think and muttered something that sounded like a spell. It was actually the Lord's Prayer, Avaryana realized as she leaned closer.
Mia realized something was wrong and began to cry:
"I'm going to die, Aunt Emily, aren't I? Me and the baby..."
"Be still, silly girl. As long as I'm here, nobody dies!"
She went into the kitchen, with Avaryana following, and gave them some herbs to make tea for Mia.
"Valerian and rosemary, nothing more," she told Avaryana. "It also helps with pain and dilation."
She turned to the other women and gave them instructions:
"Send quickly to Black Buffalo, the hunter, for a couple tablespoons of bear lard. I'm sure he has it."
The pregnant woman's young husband hesitated:
"Well, he lives just at the other end of the village. The wolves will come and eat us! Ever since this blizzard started, they've been wandering around like they own the land."
"Well, then," Avaryana's grandmother said softly, "if you can't go after bear lard, then at least take Mia out in the blizzard with her bed!"
"What good is that?" asked the father-to-be, puzzled.
"That way she'll die faster and at least she won't have to go through so much pain!" replied Avaryana's grandmother sternly.
The young husband went out to the neighbors, gathered a few more people, some with lanterns, some with candles, and set off for the hunter's house, and in about an hour they returned with a jar of lard.
Avaryana's grandmother put it to warm in a pot of water, and when she thought it had softened sufficiently, she took a little on her fingertips and began to massage the girl's swollen belly.
"Help me too, because the skin needs to soften so we can turn the fetus upside down."
"Can you do that?"
"My mom did it, so I should be able to do it too. You just have to make sure that when the skin softens, you turn the baby's head toward the cord, or else it won't have any blood through it and it will suffocate to death."
After what seemed like an interminable time, Avaryana's grandmother took Avaryana's hand and placed it on the baby's head. The skin had become so soft that she could almost feel the baby as if it were under a thicker piece of cloth. Then she lowered her hand and said: