Those unafraid of a sappy feel-good story should stick around. Lack of knowledge of basketball will hinder your understanding of some of the story.
Yogi Berra: "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
Bob Seger: "The heart's a lonely hunter. It never quite feels safe. The devil's in the details. The thrill is in the chase."
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Is it cheating to use the loopholes in the rules for your benefit? Must be. I get accused of it all the time. There's something about the game of basketball that has a hold of my soul. Never able to play myself, because of a birth defect in my ankle, I studied the game to exhaustion as a teenager.
I started coaching young kids when I was only thirteen. For some reason the girls took to my approach more so than the boys. By the time I was a junior in high school my young ladies' club teams were winning state titles. Looking back, I'll admit it was weird. 'Hey mom, since you won't let me borrow the car, would you drive me to the gym so I can coach a state championship game!'
My name is Brady Collins and I'm the coach of the three-time defending state champion girl's high school basketball team. The Redmond Cardinals have not only won the last three titles but six out of the last eight.
Tonight is the championship game and we're facing the Eastview Elks. Four years ago, they beat us handily to win the title. We beat them the following year and then they missed the playoffs the last two years. But here we are again.
This year's team is very special to me because of one player. Helen has Down Syndrome but is a sweetheart. She's a senior and seniors aren't allowed to play on the junior varsity team. My choice was to cut her or give her a varsity jersey. She makes every practice and is more like the team manager than a player. While we practice plays over and over again, she's off to the side sinking free throws effortlessly. Nobody on the team can make more free throws in a row than Helen. When a former player, now a college all-conference player, dropped in to visit she boldly challenged anyone to a free throw contest. Helen beat her.
At the end of practice, I make the whole team run ten sprints. Next up is five more sprints but there's a catch. Who runs is determined by when Helen misses in ten free throw attempts. If she makes all ten nobody has to run the extra five, and that happens a lot. If she misses on an odd number attempt, the even numbered jerseys run. If she misses on an even number attempt, the odd numbered jerseys run. Half of the team is always rooting for her. Half of the team is always rooting against her. She has nerves of steel. Helen has the ability to soldier on regardless of the cheering or booing. I'm grooming her for something that may never happen.
Every practice, players have to challenge a teammate to a free throw contest. Winner watches the loser run five sprints. The previous day's losers get to pick first. Counting Helen, we have an odd number of players. She's never chosen. Some days, if a player is a no-show, someone is forced to choose Helen. She's always the last one chosen in that situation and rarely loses.
I've substituted Helen into a few games when we were up big. Although her teammates fed her the ball, opposing teams just stole it from her. Disgruntled coaches think I'm rubbing our runaway victory in their faces. Sometimes you can't win.
The advantages we have tonight are our reputation, playoff experience, and determination. Bruce Simons, the coach of the Elks, is not a fan of mine. He received a two-game suspension last year. I may have pushed him over the edge. When you're losing, some of my sarcastic jabs seem to hit a little too close to home.
We were playing the Elks in a mid-season round robin. They were sitting at four and five on the season while we were nine wins without a loss. Their up-and-coming star was a junior who was dangerous around the basket.
Now this isn't the sissy NBA where the rules change annually to protect the franchise players. This is real basketball. People pay bunches for their NBA tickets and having the marquee player stink it up or foul out doesn't generate goodwill or promote souvenir sales. Nowadays, when some aspects of the defensive rules are used to make a marquee player look bad, they change the rules. What they really need to do is quit keeping records. No way can you compare these players to the bad-boy era when fouls were only called if bones were broken.
Given that the Elks had one star player to deal with we planned on doing full court presses and another player shadowing their star. That not only runs the clock but generates turnovers. Six minutes into the first quarter we were up twenty-one to two. I kept the pressure on and Bruce went ballistic during a time out.
"Cut the crap Brady. You've got the better team so back off."
Responding quiet enough so that only he could hear "Bruce, my kids are simply doing what they've been coached to do. Apparently, so are yours."
When Bruce shoved me down (I may have flopped a bit), he got ejected and we sank the technical foul shots. At the start of the second quarter, I pulled the full court press off. We still ended up winning by thirty and my bench players got some playing time, including Helen.
Am I that good of a coach? Who knows. After you win a title, parents start moving their future Olympians inside your school's boundaries. Anymore I don't get the accolades for winning, but let me tell you about the grief I get if we lose. Still, I do have a few 'State Coach of the Year' plaques on my mantle and that award is voted on by the coaches.
For you aspiring coaches out there, follow the numbers. My assistants do a great job of keeping track of Net Points Per Minutes Played, Net Turnovers Per Minutes Played, and a handful of other combinations for every line-up in the game. The turnovers are the most important. Find that key player who might not score a bunch but they help their teammates become better players. Watch that girl. Learn from what she does. Teach your other girls to do what she does. Think Tom Brady, Derek Jeter, Pele, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson. Think Bill Russell. He led a lightly regarded San Francisco Dons to back-to-back NCAA championships in 1955 and 1956. He then led the Boston Celtics to eight straight NBA titles starting with the 1958-59 season and retired with eleven NBA titles in a thirteen season stretch. He elevated the play of those around him to unbelievable heights. Is there a lingering effect? The 1957 Dons made it back to the NCAA Final Four the year after Russell left, but lost. They've never been back. Find that player and your life will be so much easier.
The Elks gave us a hell of a game, for three quarters. Early in the fourth the wheels on their bus came off and off, off and off, off and off. We were up by fourteen with two minutes to go. Then my starters started screwing around. Turnovers and stupid fouls had me benching one starter after another. With six seconds left the Elks were within four and had the ball out of bounds after another careless turnover. Bruce used his final time-out before I had a chance to use mine.
My approach in a huddle is to kneel and have the girls standing. They are looking down at me rather than me acting superior. In a quiet and calm voice "Listen ladies, no fouls. Got it? NO fouls. Spread out along the three-point line. If they throw a pass that you can intercept, WITHOUT FOULING, grab it. We're going to let them score, but not a three. If you end up with the ball hang onto it. They'll foul you. DO NOT TRY TO PASS IT. Understood?"
I saw unanimous bobbleheads. It still took the Elks over four seconds to score an uncontested two-point layup as their wild three-point attempt bounced off of the rim. I used my final time-out to map our inbounds play. I correctly surmised that Bruce would put a pair of tall players on my girl attempting to throw the ball in. We had the full baseline to run so I tasked my fastest player to take the ball and sprint away from the tall players.
The Elks fouled immediately after the ball made it inbounds. Hardly any time off of the clock. My last remaining starter successfully caught the inbounds pass and cradled it like her life depended on it. When they fouled her, she immediately collapsed as if she'd been stabbed. She's always been drama queen and loves the attention. Being on the foul line would be her stage. I hurried over and made her stay down.
"I'm fine coach. I'll sink the free throws."
"That's okay. You acted injured so I can't take the chance."
"NO! Really coach! I'm not injured!"
"Good. Walk over and take a seat on the bench."
She stomped off towards the bench.