I tell her to lie on the bed and get herself started.
She says she needs to smoke something first. Residue from a pipe she has nothing to put in. She smokes and her eyes start to glaze over, her face starts to sag a little. Then she sits there and slouches into a faint daydream.
I ask if she wants any music, any television, and I pull out my laptop and get it running.
She says she wants music. Something instrumental.
I put on Sigur Ros and she asks for Godspeed as she takes off her dress. She sits up on her knees and spreads her legs to show her twat, stretched tight, behind black underwear. I pause and look, and then I write a sentence.
Then another.
As she starts to tease her clit I see her underwear slowly darken with moisture and I tell her to slide them over, so I can see her pink inside and tease my cock. My pants start to tighten and I look at the glowing screen in front of me to keep my focus on writing and not coming.
I wanted to write with a visual stimulant. Theyâre easy to find if you know where to look or where to put an ad. For every twisted request in every classified section thereâs a lonely perv waiting to answer. Put an ad out for someone to tickle your asshole with chopsticks while you pour milk over yourself and jerk off. See what happens. See how many replies you get saying theyâre up for that and more.
See how many replies you get with no words, just pictures of crooked dicks and come-covered stomachs.
Put an ad out that youâre looking for two people: one to hold your wrists and the other to hold your ankles, and then say you want them to swing you with your erect member flopping back and forth, smacking against your hips with solid âthwapâs every time until you canât hold it and you have to shoot your seed all over, ropes of cum shooting up and away and over you and them and the carpet and the cat.
Youâll get replies from people who want to fuck the cat.
I had put out an ad saying I wanted to watch a girl get herself off while I write from across the room. I said I might join in but there would be no fucking and there would be no money involved. Not the most graphic or enticing but I didnât want a fucking slut or some chick ready to put things in her asshole. Hopefully I would get a slightly lonely girl who isnât very sexual and is looking for something bold and daring that she can do for herself, something that would be her dark little secret. Something she could later, years later, when sheâs around all her new friends and enjoying cheap red wine and sitting in a circle all slightly tipsy, she could mention that she got herself off while a man she didnât know watched and wrote until he couldnât take it anymore and had to feed himself to her.
And I got one reply.
We didnât talk over the phone; it was all done via email and texting.
We set up a date, and time, and here we are.
Thereâs a woman whose name I donât know, seven feet away from me, undressed and rubbing the glistening pearl that peeks out from between her lips. Her eyes are closed, hiding in a dirty, sexual affair that needs only her and her two fingers, now three inches deep inside her.
The screen starts to blur and multiply and my hand grips my twitching cock under my jeans, squeezing it and moving it along my thigh. Itâs getting to be too much and I take off my belt, unbutton my pants and slide the zipper down releasing this spring-loaded erection.