"2 more shots of Tequila" I bark at the bartender. It's a good night at Scobies, everyone's in a good mood, no bullshit, just plain old fun. I do the shots and head to the pool table to kick some ass, but first make a pit stop at the jukebox to play my jams.
It's been a rough week, high stress, works a bitch, and I need to blow off some steam. I can dance and drink and run the pool table and all is good! Losers buy up, so I am getting free drinks left and right, getting my buzz on and feeling like I am King of the fucking world.
All is well until some hoe starts tripping and giving me attitude and I have to regulate a bitch. Maybe it was a few too many shots, maybe I had a rougher week than I had thought...but she needs an ass whooping and I am about to deliver one. Words start flying and girlfriend gets bold and gets in my face, so I have to sit a bitch down, it isn't my fault she lands on her face. Before you know it Alameda's finest arrive, but I make my way out of the drama and sneak my ass outside.
"Didn't I tell you to stay out of trouble?," I hear from behind me. I turn around and see it's this cop who I've been jocking for a few months. "Hey what's up?" I say innocently, but he ain't smiling. "What the fuck you doing?," he growls at me. "Just having fun baby, what's the..." before I can finish my sentence he grabs my arm and drags me over to his squad car. He is trippin, so I try to calm him down, but he ain't having it. He mumbles something into his radio and I'm not trying to goto jail so I make an attempt to walk away, but he snatches me by my hair and puts me right back where I was standing, "Keep your ass right there."
"Yes sir, Officer sir" I say, half sarcastic and, admittedly, half scared. Now I am trippin a little, what the hell is going on...I am still buzzin hard, but I try to maintain. I keep looking him up and down and start thinking how fine he is - even when he's mad!
He grabs my face, hard, and starts talking about how he warned me about this shit and wondering why I don't listen to him and just mouthing off and I was not trying to hear all that. I was like "Peace out" and tried to slap his hand away from my face and get out of there, but he grabbed me again with the quickness and said "Oh you wanna play? Turn around!" and before I could protest at all, he swung me around, handcuffed me and literally threw me in the back of the car. How do cops do that in like 2.5 seconds and you don't know what the hell happened until it's too late?
I am thinking just that, what the fuck just happened??? I am playing pool, drinking, having fun one minute and the next I am in the back of this damn cop car.
He gets in and starts to pull out heading towards the police station and I ask him why he is doing this. He tells me I better shut the fuck up if I know what's good for me. But I ain't one to shut the fuck up, so I ask him again, "why?"
"What did I do?"
"Why the fuck am I being arrested?" He doesn't answer me, he just sits there, quiet.
"Where you taking me?" I ask with attitude. "Somewhere to teach your ass a lesson," he responds. "What are you talking about?" I ask. He ignores my question and asks one of his own, "Don't you know better than to walk away from a cop?"