I was one of several people invited to a private poker game. Not an average poker-night-with-the-boys kind of game. No; an exclusive high stakes game, played on the estate of one on my good friends. Guests arrived in formal evening wear. Our host's home was stately and beautiful. Servers and staff were precisely guided by one of the best butlers in the business. It was a classy gathering of power and influence.
I knew many of the guests from my own business dealings. These men and women were serious players with serious money. Non players sipped champagne or martinis and socialized quietly while watching the action. The pots tended to be big, and the stakes were fairly high.
We played for several hours. It was give and take as the players sized each other up. My pile of chips mostly grew during this time. Most of the people at the table were serious players that I was well acquainted with. But a new player, a fellow named Jake stood out from the rest. Jake was a self-made that owned a small construction company that received a few lucky contracts. How he had come to be invited here was anyone's guess.
I sized him up over the cards. He was an unpleasant and uncouth fellow. He was very rough around the edges. He was betting foolishly and constantly running his mouth. His favorite word (and I knew it from how often he used it) was 'fuck'. He kept throwing down drinks, repeating his word, and playing more desperately as his pile shrank.
Jake had a lovely woman with him. She got his drinks and looked unhappy as he got louder and stupider. There was smoldering anger and embarrassment in her eyes as the evening progressed.
When I had enough of him, I decided to knock him out of the game. Several other players had moved on to other entertainments due to his idiotic antics.
On the deal I looked at my cards; Jack and Queen of clubs. Not too bad... I raised twice.. Then came the 'flop'. Ten of clubs, Ten of spades and an Ace of clubs. Jake looked like the cat that ate the canary. I looked at him for a moment and bet my whole pile. Jake looked at his small pile of chips and knew he was out. I could see the avarice in his eyes as he mentally added the likely pot; easily a million and a half on the table. Jake couldn't walk away from that. He pulled off his watch.
" I can cover that. Will you take my watch? It's a Rolex...?"
"The bet is 690 thousand, sir," said the dealer.
"Jake, If our host and his dealer agree, I will take whatever property or business interests that you can present as long as it equals the bet. Or you can leave now." The dealer looked surprised, but then nodded to me.
"I will get that approved, sir." The dealer said. He looked up and signaled to someone behind me.
"Wait, wait, give me a sec, will ya?" Jake said, sweat suddenly on his forehead. The dealer looked at me and I nodded. Jake got up and pulled his wife aside. We could hear him talking earnestly in low tones. "Sure thing" and "can't lose" drifted to my ears. His unhappy companion finally said "Fine, Asshole." And Jake returned to the table.
Meanwhile our host had arrived at our table, having been summoned by the dealer. He looked at me quizzically, and I smiled at him. He nodded and motioned to a couple of large fellows that were lounging near the bar, watching everything. The two were well dressed in tailored tuxedoes that barely hid their muscles and they both walked with the easy grace of fighters. They moved casually to the table along with the curious guests that were beginning to gather.
Jake returned. "My watch, my construction business, my house, and my wife - I will bet it all."
"Really? Very well, I can accept the property if you sign it over right now. I am sure that we can find a lawyer or judge in our little gathering. However, your wife is another thing. Slavery is not legal. She would have to pay your debt with her body. That is something I would have to hear from her mouth."
"The bitch will do as I say!" he growled.
I raised an eyebrow. "Then I do not accept your bet. You may withdraw."
"Wait," the pretty blonde woman behind him spoke. "I will do it."
I looked Jake in the eye. "How do I know that you are worth the money?" Jake flinched.
"I will make it worth your money if my husband loses." Jake suddenly looked at her with a strange expression.
"Ma'am, please do not take this as an insult. With my money, I can afford the most skilled of courtesans if I choose. You must present something that you can offer that can beat or match that."
She stood straight and proud, anger still snapping in her blue eyes. She looked at our host and the dealer.
"May we be excused for a few minutes? I would like to let this gentleman examine the item of value being offered."
"Certainly... Lawrence, please lead my friend and this lady to a room."
Jake growled and started to get to his feet, but one of the large men in tuxedoes was there. He put a hand on Jake's shoulder and pushed him gently and firmly down in his seat. Jake looked up at the hulking man in the tuxedo and withered.
We left the table, conducted to a room by our host's Butler, Lawrence. Once in the room, the lady began to pull at the fastenings of her evening gown. I stopped her.
"Why are putting yourself in this position? Excuse me, but your husband is a loser. He is a fool and he will lose this hand and everything the two of you own."
"I know what he is. I hate him, and I hope he loses. He is mean, abusive, and controlling. I would divorce him, but I can't afford an attorney. He always blows everything we have on the 'sure' thing."
"Is he so bad that you would sell yourself into slavery or prostitution to escape him? Pay his debts on his behalf? I am serious about the value of the 'property' in question. Would you literally give me years of service, paying his debt with your body just to spite him?"