"Well, she sounds great. I can't wait to meet her." Beth Cooper absentmindedly stirred the soup on the stove while holding the phone to her ear, genuinely happy for her friend.
"Don't get me wrong here," Mark protested. "Emily's not my girlfriend."
"Oh, of course not," Beth teased, drawing out each word in mock innocence. "You regularly spend whole conversations describing every detail of all of your friends to me."
"Hey, I'm not saying that should the opportunity present itself, that I wouldn't let her sit on my face all day long. I'm just saying that she's not my girlfriend. Just a friend. Who is really, really hot."
Beth laughed again, and good-naturedly called Mark a whore. She and Mark had been friends for a long time, and were there for each other when their last relationships collapsed within weeks of each other. It was an easy going friendship - their mutual respect and affection for each other was evident, and they kept things light hearted. Passionate foodies and music lovers, they had a lot in common, and while most of their conversations were peppered with banter and outrageous innuendo, there was no uncomfortable sexual tension that got in the way of their good times.
"Okay, okay! I still want to meet your not-girlfriend. She sounds awesome. Until then, I have a proposition for you. Tom wants me to review Matador, that new tapas bar. I told him I wasn't doing tapas alone, so I need you to come with me." In addition to her job as a History teacher, Beth sometimes wrote for Urban Playground, an arts and lifestyle website mostly targeted to Sydney's hipsters, run by her brother Tom.
On the other end of the phone, she could hear Mark hesitate and start pacing. "I can't. I'm completely tapped out. I can't even afford petrol until payday, much less overpriced tapas at some wanky bar. Fucking legal fees - this goddamned breakup has sent me broke." Mark's split with his fiancΓ©e Jess was messy, and nearly 12 months later, they were still no closer to agreeing what to do with their house, even with the help of lawyers that neither could really afford. Conversely, Beth's divorce from her husband Dave had been relatively straight forward, at least practically. She sometimes still grieved for what was once a great relationship, but the simplicity and amicability of the divorce meant that she was able to move on healthily. Mark was still tied to his house, making this difficult.
"Dude, don't make me beg. Tapas isn't a solo sport. Besides, company credit card. Come on. We both need a fun night out." Too late. Beth was begging. She really didn't want to go alone.
"Hmmmm... I do like to hear a woman beg. Go on, sweetheart." The exaggerated lecherous smile on his lips was audible through the phone.
"Oh shut up, man-whore. Matador's not too far from your office, anyway. Train it in to work on Friday, and I'll pick you up at 6."
The rest of the week flew by in a blur. After her divorce, Beth had embraced her new independence by not only throwing herself into her work, but also trying her hand at cooking classes, Japanese lessons, and joining the gym. She figured that she was going to have an interesting and well-rounded life to show for her singledom, while keeping busy during the evenings. The first three distractions were easy: she loved teaching, she loved food, and she loved language. She was far less enthusiastic about the gym, but did enjoy the more toned phsyique that came along with the drudgery of it all. On Thursday evening, while chopping chilies in her Thai cooking class, her friend Anna was probing her about her weekend.
"It's not a date! I'm having dinner - a work dinner mind you - with Mark. I might as well be going out with Tom!" Beth insisted.
"Uh-huh. Work. On a Friday night. In a dark bar. With a single, handsome man with whom you never seem to have an appropriate or chaste conversation." Anna was nodding, smiling even, but her eyes betrayed her disapproval. Although she had never met Mark, she had been with Beth when Mark had called or texted, and felt it inappropriate that Beth would be so cavalier with a man who knew her ex-husband first, and who still maintained a friendship with him. Beth didn't understand while Anna would care about this when Beth, Dave and Mark didn't, but she did appreciate her friend's concern for her welfare. It had been a tough year.
" Who said he was handsome?" Beth avoided Anna's eyes by concentrating on the curry simmering before her. Mark wasn't conventionally handsome, but he had kind green eyes and a face that conveyed every emotion in the most interesting way. "Besides, he's ... Mark. Like I said, it might as well be Tom."
"And like I said, uh-huh. Date or not, I'm jealous. I really want to try that place. Can't wait to read your reviews. You're the nicest critic around, and everything you write makes me hungry."
As their conversation turned back to cooking, Beth couldn't help but linger on Anna's words. She knew that she and Mark would make a great couple, but she truly valued the friendship and didn't feel compelled to bring romance into the equation. Laughing at Anna, who was being bested by a bunch of coriander and poor knife skills, Beth returned to the aromas and the simple, cathartic act of cooking. It didn't matter what was going on around her, food was always able to drag her back into the present, and make the world make sense again.
Beth parked her black hatchback in the carpark at Mark's office. It was 5.45 and she was early, but the lot was nearly empty. Not surprising for a Friday night; nobody wanted to hang around any longer than necessary. She messed around on her phone for a few minutes, jumping when it began to ring.
"Hey, stalker. I see your car downstairs. I've just wrapped up, I'll be downstairs in a minute. You know, I always pick my dates up at the door. You suck at being chivalrous."