A welcoming committee of one watched as I parked my unremarkable car in the Police Station car park. Hand outstretched he descended on me as I opened the door and got out. "I am George Brookman." That was it, no welcome prologue, no idle banter.
"I'm Sergeant Scott Reynolds, but then you already know that." My uniform with the newly applied Sergeant stripes, was a dead giveaway. I took the hand and shook it.
"Come in why don't you." I couldn't see why I shouldn't, so I followed him inside. "Take a seat." He indicated a chair in front of the desk that I assumed I would be seated behind in future. "Tea or coffee?"
"Coffee, white, no sugar."
He busied himself pouring water over what appeared to be cheap coffee powder. It was, that'll have to change. "I understand that this is your first posting as a Sergeant."
"Yes Sir." I decided that he was used to being treated deferentially, so I obliged. I didn't want to get offside with the most powerful man in this district, at least not yet.
"Country policing differs from what you must be used to in the city."
I chose to conveniently omit to inform him that I have had experience with country living, having been born and raised in this very town. Because I didn't move in his rarefied circles, I doubted that our paths had crossed before I left to join the police force.
"Let me fill you in on what is expected of you. There will be times when the full force of the law is to be applied, and times when leniency is more appropriate."
"The full force applies to the 'townies' while leniency will apply to the families of the larger landholders."
"While I can't order you to adhere to these rules, you get my drift."
"I guess that, as the Mayor of this town, you have some say in what happens around here." He hadn't introduced himself as the Mayor, but then I had done my research before coming here.
Brookman was a medium sized town that developed from the large Brookman farm that grew up over a period of years. It had an interesting history. Before it became known as Brookman its name was officially gazetted as Canning Hill. A small village grew up to service the surrounding district. Somewhere around a hundred and fifty years ago, one Alexander Brookman began buying up land quite literally around the village. While still officially designated as Canning Hill, the village became colloquially known as Brookman. The postal service agreed to recognise the Brookman name. Since becoming a town, a Brookman always assumed the role of Mayor, sort of a rite of passage for each generation. My minor admonition at his lack of courtesy whizzed straight over his head, as I expected it would.
"I'll leave you with it." He stood and, giving me a brief nod, left me to get my gear from my car and move into the sparse police residence tacked onto the rear of the police station. The Brookman Police district was controlled by a Sergeant, it was my turn, and no one else. Its performance indicators meant that it didn't warrant any additional staffing, so it was just me to keep everything under control.
My predecessor had died on the job so to speak. He had viewed this posting as a lifetime position, and, according to his situational reports, there was little policing to do. Brookman was a law-abiding town, almost entirely bereft of crime. I was led to believe that it was an easy posting.
Having filed my belongings away in the appropriate cupboards, wardrobes etc., I headed for the main drag of this thriving metropolis. Okay that's a slight exaggeration both in size and activity. My uniform attracted the attention of the curious, but my status in Brookman was a work in progress.
I recognised the face that looked at me in the mirror behind the counter of the Paragon Café. "Fuck, look what the cat's just dragged in. Scott Reynolds, how the fuck are you? So you're the new copper in town."
"I'll have none of that swearing from you Judy." There was a smile in her reflected eyes. "How the fuck are you?"
"Fine now that you're back in town, now I won't have to keep beating the young bucks off with a stick."
"If memory serves, you weren't all that enthusiastic with that stick."
"Not with you I wasn't, but the others, well none of them managed to take your place."
"I find that hard to believe, back in the day you were something of a prick tease."
"It was all look but don't touch. I have been saving myself for your return."
"So George Junior never had his evil way with you. I find that also hard to believe."
"You can ask his balls how successful he was. You have to give me credit for some sense. Did you know he's on his second wife, who has recently found out that he has just proposed to his mistress? She, it seems had just told him that he'd knocked her up?"
"He hasn't changed then, always was a randy bastard."
"He has always believed that he has a divine right to fuck anyone."
"You must have pissed him off then."
"A less than subtle grip on his balls did the trick."
"Remind me never to try and force myself on you."
"With you, force will be un-necessary."
"Judy," My stern words caused her to look sharply at me, "before you drag me into the back room and have your wicked way with me, you had better make me what I came in here for in the first place."
"Okay, what will it be, Sir?"