Field Work
"Okay, I'm off now. I'll call you when I arrive there. I'm going to miss you."
That was my wife Jane as she headed out to do here field work for her graduate degree. She was off to study some Anabaptist sect teenagers when they lived a free life in their late teen years. To be perfectly honest, I couldn't for the life of me understand why anybody cared about what a bunch of teenagers do. But, as usual, my thoughts on matters didn't matter to my wife, especially how my thoughts interacted with her chosen field of study.
Amy was a PhD student in cultural anthropology at our local University. We had met while she was an undergrad and hit it off really well. We had a whirlwind romance and got married rather quickly. I was a few years older than Jane and had a successful software development business when we married. Being a dutiful husband, I paid off Jane's undergrad loans and was paying for her graduate studies.
Her lead professor was Dr. Kyle Pimm, an associate professor in the anthropology department. I had met him on several occasions during the years and always had a bad feeling about him. It seemed every time we met he would greet me with a smirk as if he knew something that I didn't. He had a young wife who was quite beautiful, so I didn't think he would be the philandering sort when you had a wife like that.
Anyway, my wife arrived at her destination having had no problems and as the weeks went by we would video chat via a software program that my company had developed. At first she would tell me all about things that she found interesting amongst the teens. Apparently they had lots of sex and would drink a lot, both of which weren't tolerated back in the church.
Before long the calls started tapering off. I had let her call me because she had a more unpredictable schedule. After a two week absence, Jane called. "I'm sorry I haven't been able to call you, but I've been busy doing interviews and so on. I was wondering if you could do me a favor?" I told her that I would, so she continued, "There's a box in my closet marked apples. Could you ship that out to me?"
I knew the box she referred to because it had always been in our closet. She gave me the address she wanted it shipped to. After I got the shipping address, Jane seemed to lose interest in our phone call so we hung up. I grabbed the box and took a look inside because I wanted to make sure there was nothing hazardous inside. I checked out the contents of the box and found it filled with sexy lingerie like Teddies, many of which I had never seen before. I was wondering what the hell was going on in Iowa!
A week later I got another video call from Jane letting me know the box had arrived. While we talked there was a loud bang somewhere else in the house, so she told me to hang on while she checked it out. Apparently she had forgotten I was online with her because she hadn't come back. Just as I was about to disconnect I saw Dr. Kyle Pimm enter the room stark naked while stroking his erection as he yelled, "JANE GET IN HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK YOUR DELECTABLE LITTLE ASS AGAIN!"
As soon as I saw him I hit record, a feature on our video chat program. I couldn't believe my eyes as my wife came trotting into the room naked. She climbed onto the bed on all fours allowing Kyle to mount her from behind while sodomizing her. I left my computer recording but I couldn't watch anymore and I turned off the sound.
I had so many questions as I wondered how long this had been going on, why was she cheating on me and many others. What was apparent was that our marriage was over. Now, all I wanted was to get out of the marriage and inflict as much pain on Jane and her paramour as I could. I sat and thought about the situation and then I laughed...a tenured professor having sex with one of his students had to be a strict no-no. Additionally, I could probably sue the university for a tidy sum of money.
I decided that some additional investigation was necessary in order to get the full picture of what was going on, so I called an old friend of mine, Jason McNally. Jason worked for a local TV station and was always in the hunt for the next big story. We arranged to meet at a bar that we used to frequent. We found a booth in a corner of the bar that seemed to be fairly private and once we had our drinks, Jason asked, "So, what's up Al?"
"Well Jason, not me. I discovered that my wife Jane is cheating on me. She's in Iowa supposedly doing field work towards her PhD and today during a video chat I saw that she's having sex with her lead professor. I was hoping I could interest you to investigate things further. If what I suspect is happening is in fact happening, well there will be far flung repercussions in the academic world."
Jason looked at me wide eyed and said, "Okay, I'm definitely interested. Can you give me any more details?"
"Well, Jane is supposed to be studying what Amish kids get up to during what they call 'Rumspringa'. Kid's in this religious sect get what kind of amounts to a 'hall pass' from there strict upbringing for a period of time. They then decide if they want to go back to their religion or go into the rest of the world. I think Jane's plan was to find out how these kids make their decisions.
"Now, the weird part in all of this, besides my wife cheating, is that she asked me to send her a box that was chock-a-block full of sexy lingerie, so I'm guessing that she and her doctor are getting it on with these kids. Not exactly scientific method. She did mention that they were all over 18 and had finished their schooling, but still, she shouldn't be having sex with the subjects of her study.
"My thought is that I file for divorce from Jane, sue her doctor and the university all on the same day that your scathing article about the improprieties that are festering in our universities comes out. What do you think?"
Jason stared at me for nearly a minute before he said, "If just your wife being fucked by her advisor is true, that would be big, but if they're also fucking the kids she's supposed to be studying, well that will be huge! I'm in."
I smiled and said, "Good! Now I would like to have access to whatever photos or video you get to bolster my law suits, okay?"
I gave Jason the address to which I sent Jane's package plus I gave him a copy of the video I got off our video chat. He said to give him two weeks and if there was a story there, he'd have it.
My next step was to find an attorney to represent me. I had been working with a law office for my business for years, so I contacted Lydia Spenser who had been handling my company's affairs. I was welcomed into her office and said, "This is a little odd Al, generally we just work over the phone, so what's going on?" I told her the whole story to the present and how I wanted to extricate myself from my marriage and sue the university and Pimm.
When I finished my story, Lydia looked at me and said, "Wow, that's quite a story. If everything you say and suspect is true we could easily sue the university. Also, I'm not the person you want to represent you in your divorce, but I know just the person to represent you. Her name is Amy Wallers and she works in this building. Let me call her for you."