Festival Refuge
Copyright Oggbashan August 2020
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.
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It was the early 1960s. The three of us, Gerald, Brian and me, James, were almost inseparable. We had been together in our final years at school, during National Service, at technical college on sponsored courses, and now as mechanics for the company that had sponsored us. When we started our sponsorship the three of us, together, had taken out a joint mortgage on a large ground floor Victorian flat with an extensive basement. It was close to the college and our later base of work. Even though our parents had helped with the deposit, finding such a mortgage then was only possible because of our sponsoring employer.
We liked to go on a camping holiday together whatever the season or weather but we had a problem. Our tents were ex-Army 14 feet by 14 feet weighing 180 pound as heavy duty equipment with an 80 pound flysheet each. Although we all had small cars, all we could afford to insure as fairly new drivers, even one tent spread between two cars was more than those cars could manage. The heavy wooden poles took up most of the inside of one car, and were too heavy for the roof racks.
When a local cheap car dealer had an old seven tonne van with an extended wheelbase we thought we could convert it into a very basic camper and it could carry two ex-Army tents and other equipment. Because the van was old, slow and needed a total overhaul and repaint we could buy it for a very low price.
Over the next six months we overhauled it mechanically and installed fold up two-tier bunks on either side with two large mattresses suspended from the roof. Behind the bunks we had a kitchen on one side and a shower room/toilet on the other. In front there was a driver's seat, a passenger seat, and behind them a bench seat that would take four adults.
We wanted somewhere fairly close for a trial run to see how our adaptation worked. Gerald, who had a farmer's daughter, Elaine who worked as a nurse in London, as a girlfriend, knew that Elaine's father was working with some event organisers to organise a summer pop festival on his land a few miles West of London. Gerald and Elaine suggested that we could bring the camper to the festival and use it for a long Bank holiday weekend. It was convenient that the particular week all three of us had been on a training course that ended Friday lunchtime. Normally the weekends were our busiest time and we would have expected to be on duty for a Bank holiday Monday.
There would be two problems. If we parked the van in the middle of the camping area we would block the view of many of the festival goers. The other problem was that the field sloped and we would be at an angle. Elaine suggested we visited the farm a couple of weeks before the festival to see whether we could use the van, and if so, where.
One Thursday, a fortnight before the festival's date, the three of us drove in one car to visit Elaine and her father. We walked around the proposed camping area for the festival. At the top edge of the field, near to the boundary fence, was a concrete base for a horse shelter that had been demolished decades ago. Down the slope the base stood three feet high but at the back it was only eight inches. It was large enough to site the van if we could get it on, about six feet wider and eight feet longer. At worst we could bring shovels and make an earth ramp but we had metal ramps that came with the van to put wheeled vehicles inside. If we used those, we could just about drive the van on to the concrete where we would be level and above any rainwater run-off.
There was a horse trough with a water supply including a tap and hose so we wouldn't have to carry water across the field. We would have to leave access to that for other campers.
Positioned there, our van would block no one's view and from the cab we would have a clear view of the stage above all the tents. We agreed a fee with Elaine's father to rent that base and an area thirty feet around it. We would have to be in position before any other campers arrived because the campsite's tracks weren't wide enough, so we came on the Friday afternoon before the campers started arriving during Friday evening and Saturday morning.
We packed that van with everything, probably too much, but we were enjoying having the space and load-carrying capacity. Although the van rode much better loaded than it had done when empty, it was noisy, slow and uncomfortable for the passengers. We were relieved to reach the farm. It took us about half an hour to site the van on the concrete. We had brought metal stakes and tape to mark the area we had agreed to rent but we found that much of it was cluttered with random bits of broken concrete.
We had wanted to erect our tents but took us several hours to make the places we wanted the tents to go free of concrete lumps. We had used some of the lumps to make a more substantial ramp than earth to put the van on the base. We piled the more of removed lumps as a small angled wall to direct any rainwater away from the tents, when erected. We used our shovels to make a ditch uphill from the wall and used the earth to make that wall waterproof. It was nearly dark before we had erected two tents. As we had found before, the three of us found it very difficult to erect such large and heavy tents. Even with Elaine's help it took several hours and a lot of swearing.
The last task was to convert one of our large tents into a split washroom for male and female. We had been expecting that toilet facilities at the festival would be basic. We would be OK ourselves with a toilet, hand basin and sink in the van. Having discussed the toilets with Elaine and her father at our first visit we thought that they would be worse than basic and wholly inadequate. They weren't involved with the festival except preparing the field and clearing up afterwards.
We had dug a soak away as a metre cube pit filled with more discarded lumps of concrete to take waste water from the van and from our washroom tent. We would have liked a larger one but even that size was an effort.
That evening, Elaine cooked for us and her father. We had agreed to help out tomorrow. There would be stewards at the gate to check tickets and direct people to the camp site. The three of us would show people to their marked pitches and help out with tent erection if needed.
We slept very well in the camper, perhaps because we were so tired. We ate our cooked breakfast outside under the extended flysheet of our tent. The morning sunshine was weak and there were signs of rain to come later. That wouldn't bother us. Our van was a waterproof refuge, and we had pitched our tents as if we were expecting a strong gale. We knew, from past winter camping, that if pitched properly our tents would survive any weather.
From noon onwards on the Saturday the three of us and Elaine were very busy helping hundreds of campers find their designated sites and helping inexperienced campers erect their tents. If more experienced campers hadn't helped their neighbours we would have been swamped.
Brian and I were very impressed with Elaine. Although she had never been camping, within half an hour of starting to help us she knew what she was doing. She could wield a mallet effectively; she had a large ball of baling twine that she used to replace missing guy ropes; she could tie knots efficiently and use a knife. She is a farmer's daughter even if, like us, she works and stays in London during the week.
The last arrivals came in the early evening and we were worried about two sisters pitched just in front of us. They had decided to come at the last minute and had bought their equipment this afternoon. They arrived on a scooter and needed our help to erect their new tent. But their very small tent was really a play tent to use in a garden in good weather. It had no flysheet or groundsheet and was very small and flimsy. Their sleeping bags were lightweight. We pitched the tent as best we could but thought that even a moderate wind would blow it away, and any rain would go through in minutes.
Ruth and Andrea were amused by our concern. They thought we were overstating the inadequacy of their tent. They are both fully qualified and experienced nurses and thought we were being over protective males, even if Elaine agreed with us. We offered the use of our large tent if their tent was inadequate, or they could knock on the door of the van if needed. They accepted our offers in principle but thought we were being too pessimistic. But they used our large tent to change out of their jeans and anoraks into their now obsolete student nurses uniforms. They thought, and Brian and I agreed, that they looked much better dressed as nurses. They had full skirted dresses and red-lined cloaks.
"We thought," Ruth said, "That if we dressed as nurses we might find some men who liked nurses."
"This was our full dress uniform as student nurses," Andrea added as she twirled around to splay her full skirt.
"You don't need to look far," I said. "I appreciate you dressed like that."
"Me too," Brian said.