I had the occasion to rebuild a kitchen in a rental house here on the coast. The renters, though, still lived there. The kitchen was just so bad the owners decided not to wait until the lease ran out and they hired me to do the counters, walls, cabinets, floor, sink, etc.
I was there for about a month. During that time I met one of the renters, Jennifer.
Now, I'm 56 and my studding days are pretty much in the rear view mirror. I live alone now, by choice, and quite frankly I'd sort of given up on finding a partner. Let's say I'd become comfortably numb. But over the past few months I found myself frequenting certain porn sites, this being one of them. I took to writing erotica as a means of working up my libido.
Well, it worked. Suddenly I found my brain churning out story ideas, and oh my god, I couldn't keep my hands off myself. Let's face it, the internet is a veritable feast of sexuality and I happily consumed dozens of videos and countless erotic stories daily.
Sure, it's sex. But I wasn't making love to anyone.
But oh how I imagined fucking. My stories found me fondled, fellated, frenched and fornicated by stunning beautiful women unable to resist my powerful and relentless sex drive.
But as pathetic as that sounds, writing erotica open my eyes to the power of words, the way to paint pictures with phrases, spin sentences into worlds of possibility, to use prose to ignite fires inside my imagination.
Jennifer is a good thirty years younger than me. She works evenings, so was home a lot while I was there. It being her off hours, she, of course dressed down in sweat pants and sweatshirt, no makeup, hair in a ponytail. I'd see her several times a day at least. I was in her kitchen six hours a day or more. She liked to get high after lunch, toke a hit or two in the backyard. I don't partake but I like to hang around high people. They're fun and talkative.
And we did some talking, laughed a little, so by the second week we were pretty comfortable around each other. I, of course, fantasized what it would be like to lick her labia and nibble on her nubbin then ride her to multiple orgasms. But that was just exercising every guy's God given right to fuck any woman he meets in his head. It was just fantasizing - I was always respectful, polite and focused on my work, not her.
At the end of the second week Jenn and I happened to be sitting in the kitchen one afternoon having coffee. One of the perks of working in a kitchen. She was, as usual, dressed casual, but I was noticing, belatedly, that she was really quite cute. Lively green eyes, infectious smile, long brownish hair that always seemed to be coming out of the pony tale, a slim body somewhere under those baggy clothes she wore at home, freckles dotting her small, upturned nose and a certain kind of physical grace some women have, you know, she walked like a cat. I never saw a boyfriend.
I don't know what got into me. Well, I do. Hormones. Raging. And I wanted to see what I could do with my new found ability with words.
"Jenn," I ventured one afternoon when I knew she was high, "do you mind me asking a rather forward question? You seem pretty open minded. Fun, too. I expect you to laugh and call me goofy, but I gotta ask."
"What a setup," she smirked. "Okay, go ahead and ask, goofy Mike."
"I'm, um, single and have been out of the mix for, well, for too long," I began. "I lost whatever skills I may have had back in the day, and I guess I spent a few years there kind of letting myself withdraw, kind of giving in to a low level of depression, I think. But I'm feeling like I gotta get back into the flow of life. Do something."
She nodded as if she knew what I was talking about, then sipped her coffee. She had a leg under her, as always in bare feet, and she looked pleasantly stoned, cool and relaxed.
"So, what I want to ask," I continued, "and like I said, call me an idiot if you must, is this: would you allow me to flirt with you?" I let this set in for a moment. She didn't spit her coffee across the room, so I went on. "Just flirt, I'm just interested in learning how to talk to women again. And one day, find one who wants to hang out with me. But I need practice. I need confidence."
Her answer came quickly and without a moment's pause.
"Sure, Mike," she laughed, "you can flirt with me." Then she surprised and encouraged me. "Maybe I need some practice too, like, being flirted with."
I asked about any men in her life that I might be pissing off, but she assured me there was nothing serious happening in that area right then.
"Thanks," I said and started right off. "You know, you definitely have a sort of cute thing going, most def, Jenn, but the longer I know you the more I see a deeper, more subtle kind of real beauty in you."
I swear she kind of blushed, though I can't be sure. She quickly sipped her coffee. "Thanks, Mike," she said, keeping her voice noncommittal.
It was a good start, anyway.
"Just saying," I added, trying to sound casual and breezy, "I've never seen you dressed to kill, but you got a kind of easy charm that is fun to be around."
"So," she looked at me quizzically, "you sure you haven't been doing this all along?" She laughed, "You seem pretty good at it."
"Well," I chuckled, "you make it pretty easy, Jenn. You're smart, funny, relaxed, and you got a pretty nice smile. Besides, this is just practice, no pressure. You got a sweet way about you."
"Alright," she nodded her head, "you're doing fine. You complimented me. You said nice things. What girl doesn't like that? Try to keep it real, though, Mike. Don't pile it on. A girl knows when a guy is just trying to, you know, get in her pants. Throw in some humor. Be genuine."
I took the advice, glad for it. "You're toes are kind of big, though," I said, nodding knowingly and making a face.
"What?!" she looked at me with mock shock. She picked up a bunched up napkin and threw it at me.