F&$king Hallmark Holidays, Extended 12.11.21
The following is a warning! Danger will Robinson! Danger!
I have updated the original story because of some nice comments about wanting to know more. It is the same story for seventy five percent of the way. I have cleaned up some spelling and grammatical errors, that were also part of the commentary. Please do not get upset, I am trying to warn you off or at least send you down the manuscript to find the added parts.
You have been warned!
I want to thank all of you that provided positive comments to the original story. I normally would not do this, but one of those positive comments noted my lack of proficient punctuation and proofreading. I have gotten better over the past couple of years of writing and have tried to clean this up as best I could.
Please remember, for most of my old extended life I have been, at best, a 'C' student with regards to writing. This is just a fun alternative to stave off the hardening of the grey matter and to beat back 'old age'.
Also, there were multiple calls to extend the story to fill in the blanks. Instead of writing part two, I took this avenue to combine and extend the original story line.
Thank you again for the positive comments.
I do enjoy the thought that my storytelling is being enjoyed. Happy Holidays to you all.
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"F&$king Hallmark Holidays," Drew mumbled to himself as he stared at his calendar for the fifth time in two minutes.
He was facing his annual trip to see his stepmom at the holidays. Up at 4am the Friday after Thanksgiving, arrive at 8ish depending on traffic and then the 'holiday fun' would begin.
He loved his mom to pieces, and it was not the four-hour trek that bothered him. It was the location, Los Angeles. The sojourn down from his quiet, beautiful town that he called home to the mess and entanglements of an area populated with too many people, always made him 'uncomfortable'.
Uncomfortable enough to make him pack boots, bug-out bag, and other implements of protection. He always swore to friends that if the 'big one' (earthquake or pick some other disaster) came when he was down there, he would walk home. The 'implements of protection" were to make sure he walked his old ass out of LA with all his possessions still with him.
He had spent 25 years back east working and living within the 95 corridor (NY to DC) and could never quite get them to understand the size and scope of LA. Two hours across at 80 miles per hour. Massive infrastructure and 18 to 20 MILLION people all crammed between some serious mountains and the sea. All transport and movement were carried out via the freeway system. It would be in taters or clogged solid if something bad happened.
He would walk his old ass home.
Drew leaned back and smiled. He did love his mom though. He was 15 when Dad married her and created a blended family. They lost dad 38 years ago, but he still stuck with his mom.
With his mom, it was the first time in his life that he had felt complete unconditional love from a woman. He could be the next Jeffry Dahmer and be caught eating his 'kill' and she would be the mom on TV saying, "Not my Drew. He is a good boy."
Drew was a 'good boy' and sometimes he hated always being the 'good guy.'
Good guys always finish last.
His "job" each year was to go to his mom's mobile home in her quaint Senior Park and put up all her Christmas decorations, inside and out. They would share dinner together. He would have preferred to take her out, but she always insisted that she cook for him. They would have a glass of wine, and she would finish only 1/2 a glass. He would finish the rest of the bottle while they fulfilled their holiday ritual of watching the F&$king Hallmark Channel.
If put under oath, Drew liked the film quality and acting on the Hallmark Channel. But...and it was a big BUT!...the sugary sweet plot and ending of each of the movies made him jealous and envious of the characters.
Every plot was the same, a man and woman meet, they dislike each other for some reason that had to do with a misunderstanding. Over the next two hours they would come to realize that the misunderstanding was a mistake, and they fall in love to live happy ever after...Puke.
23 boxes later, the house was in shambles, but a controlled shamble. The Christmas decorations in the house were being put up and her normal decorations were repacked in several of the Christmas boxes. Drew was placing the empties or the repacked boxes back in the shed as his mom unpacked and repacked her decorative treasures.
"Drew, what's wrong with the church light," his mom called out from the other room. He smiled again being able to translate that into "why is my little chapel, in my little holiday village, not lit up".
"Have to do a Home Depot run tomorrow mom. When you and David packed things up, he did not wrap the string in bubble wrap and the bulb got cracked." Drew commented with a smile, at first.
Drew frowned a bit. Of all the stepbrothers, nephews and nieces that lived within a 15-minute drive, only his youngest nephew would take the time and energy to visit Grandma to help pack stuff up after New Year's Day.
And fix anything at mom's house? None of them could figure out what part of the screwdriver was the action end.
Drew shook his head. Her house knew when he was coming. Things simply waited to fail, just before his arrival. He had gotten used to packing tools along with presents and his bug-out gear to fix what he needed to fix.
Drew had a normal routine with his mom. Arrive, lots of hugging, start to hear all the gossip about the stepbrothers, nieces, nephews, cousins and then settle down a bit so he could create the 'what am I fixing this trip list.' He had taken a short break at the dining table, the single spot he could clear, so he could begin his list.
His list of materials grew and his notes to himself expanded. He was stopped in mid thought as a loud male voice was heard coming from the adjacent mobile home. He looked out the dining room window and saw a very large man standing at the side door bellowing and waiving one arm while the other seemed to be placed on the landing banister for support. Below him and directly in the line of fire was a small, diminutive female figure in a conservative looking skirt and wrapped in a down-looking jacket. A cute knitted red cap on her head. She was facing away from Drew so he could not see her face.
Drew's mom came in the room looking like she had just swallowed a bug. Being a good Christian woman, she tried to avoid talking negative about anyone. But the look on her face spoke volumes.
Drew thought he heard a feminine voice say "But..." That little squeak was responded to by a loud haranguing male voice. Drew could not quite make out what the drunkard was saying. All he could hear were slurred words. The large man waived one last time at her then slammed the door. Drew then heard a car start up and leave.
"What the heck was that mom?" Drew asked, turning his head inquisitively. The mobile home next to hers had been a turnstile of new owners. It was like the transporter room. Someone would move in, and before the year was out, the ambulance would arrive, and the house would be up for sale.
"He...He is not a nice man. His wife...is younger and from the Philippines. She is a sweetheart...but he..." and she turned and walked back into the living room.
Later that day, as he was fixing many of the other things that were on his list, he saw the small woman and his mom talking by her roses.