I first met Eve when I was just out of college and starting my career. I had taken a position at an investment-banking firm and was working as a junior broker. To be brutally honest, it was a soul-crushing job where all day long I was dialing for dollars, trying to find people to let me manage their money. Fortunately the money was pretty good and I had more money than I knew what to do with, particularly in light of the workload and long hours. That was the joke: "you can't spend money when you're stuck in the office." I didn't even have time for a lady in my life so I had pretty much given up the idea of a relationship.
It was late in the evening on Saturday. It was late in the fall, and the rain was coming down in the usual drizzle in Portland. I walked down the street and stopped in to the Black Star to find a couple of the guys from the office. Saturday night was the night to relax, enjoy an IPA and chill out. The week had been such a grind and I was late to the party... again. Maybe I was being a bit dour, or just bummed about my current life, but as I walked in and saw everyone laughing and telling war stories from the week, I just couldn't do it. I turned and walked out in to the rain and moved on down the street.
I just slowly walked, looking at the shop windows and thinking, wandering... Eventually I made my way down to the old Irish pub near the river and sat down at a table in a back corner where it was nice and dark. It was still loud, but it was late enough that it was slowing down. I just wanted to chill out and be left alone. A waitress brought me a pint and I checked my messages and personal email on my phone. I was about half way through my second pint when I looked up to see a woman slide in to the other side of my table. I sighed too audibly and was about to get a little edgy when I noticed her red and sad eyes. And here we go...
"Hi. Sorry to bother you. Do you mind if I join you?" she asked so quietly I could hardly make out the words. And there went my peaceful evening. I couldn't help but notice that she glanced furtively towards the door.
Another sigh and I replied, "Well, I'm not going to be the best conversationalist you've ever known. I've had one hell of a week."
She laughed lightly, shaking her head. "Tell me about it. I've had a pretty rough one too."
As I looked more closely in the low light, I could tell that she was very pretty, with long dark hair, a lovely face, and her lips were a very pretty red color that matched her long red nails. She must have been about my age, maybe a year or two younger, but it was hard to tell with the shadows the low light. Her eyes were very dark, despite the fact that it looked like she'd been crying. But from what I could see, she was beautiful. She was dressed in a tight black skirt and a nice red long sleeved blouse. She had on black, opaque tights. I couldn't see her shoes so I tried to avoid looking like too much of a savage and avoided looking under the table.
I am a sucker for a sad lady, so I asked her why her week sucked. And then I felt like a complete asshole as her lower lip began to quiver and she welled up with tears.
"Ok. I'm sorry I asked. I really don't want to make it worse, but if you feel like you need to talk, I am a pretty good listener." I said with as much sincerity as I could muster after the week I'd had. I honestly didn't know what to do in this situation, so I finished my IPA and said, "Let's start over. I'm Bo. What's your name?"
She composed herself and said "Sorry. I'm Eve. I shouldn't have bothered you but I am out of options. You are the nicest looking man here..." she smiled slightly, then sheepishly said, "I mean you're nice looking too, but I meant that you look kind. I need a White Knight and you look like someone who is kind. Are you a good guy? I really need a good guy." She again glanced towards the door, then reached in to her purse for a tissue that she used to dry her tears.
I took a deep breath and let it out, holding my hand up, "Ok, hold on Eve. What will you have. I think we're going to need something to drink before this conversation goes any further."
"I haven't been allowed to drink for several years. I don't even know what I would drink. Honestly, I need to get out of here. Do you have a car, or can we go come place that is more safe?"
"What? What do you mean, 'safe'?" I asked.
"I'm sorry to cause you any trouble, but I left my..." there was a long pause as she thought, "apartment. I would rather not be in a public place, if you don't mind. Do you have a place where we could go to talk? I am not trying to be forward, but are we near your home?"
Oh damn... I really didn't need to get involved in this woman's nasty, messy problems.
"Please Bo." her pleading voice was low and desperate. "I really need your help."
My mind scrolled through an internal menu of crazy things she could be caught up in, or running from. None of the options were any good at all. Crazy boyfriend? Or worse, a crazy husband. I glanced at her hand but there was no ring, so maybe boyfriend. Or perhaps she was a hooker running from a pimp, particularly in light of the way she looked. Please, not that. Hell, either way, I hadn't been laid in months and from what I could see, she was hotness personified.
And so I called a Lyft. I honestly don't know why I did it. Maybe I was buzzed after a couple of IPAs, or maybe I just can't help myself when a lady needs help. We were quiet for a few minutes and then I paid our bill, helped her into a raincoat, and we were out the door and in to the car. Within 10 minutes we were dropped at the door to my apartment and I let her in, turning on the lights. As I closed the door I turned to look at her and get a full appraisal of her. I was amazed.
At 6'4" I am a big guy, but this lady was just a couple inches shorter than me in a pair of super hot 4" black heels. Her hair was dark brown and looked very healthy and beautiful with loose curls cascading down over her shoulders and on to her full breasts. My God, her face was so beautiful, even if she was way over made up. Her lips were a deep, rich red color, lined in a slightly darker color, and with a beautiful cupid's bow. Her eyes were lined in very smokey black with long lashes and glamorous, dramatic, thin arched eyebrows that looked drawn on, like a movie star from the silver screen. She even had a beauty mark like Marilyn Monroe. Whew... She was amazing, like a work of art. Even her nails were perfect, long and painted red to match her lips. I felt my heart rate increase and my mouth go dry.