Sitting next to a very attractive lady you have just met with her open blouse exposing most of her very nice, very large chest is a bit disconcerting. Not only disconcerting but also my pants ego was getting pretty uncomfortable and starting to drool. Add to that this lady had both of her hands clutching one of mine. It is pretty difficult to begin a conversation.
"How many of these kids are yours?" I opened the conversation thinking it a reasonable topic.
She looked at me questioningly for a few seconds then smiled sweetly. She seemed to sit up straighter and even pushed her magnificent chest out. "All of them are my children."
"Ah, um, ah, how many are um, all of them?" I asked suspiciously.
"There are seventeen," She said with a smile in her voice.
I was astounded, "Wow, you must have a very happy husband."
She again looked at me questioningly, turned and asked one of the older kids something in French then turned back to me, "No, no, there is no husband. These are all only my children."
This was more information than I needed to know. What I did know was I needed to get away from this one. She was strange. Anyway I needed to leave pretty soon to go catch the ferry to Vancouver where I had planned to spend that night.
"I need to be leaving soon to get a bus for the ferry to Vancouver," I said attempting to pull my hand away from her.
She became alarmed and clutched my hand that much firmer. "Oh please, stay with us; we are going to the Vancouver too. We will need to go as well. You will ride with us?"
How do you get out of that? This lady was strange and was attaching herself to me, along with seventeen kids. Oh my.