Escaping The Bachelor Party

Making it Home after the Bachelor Party

The Bachelor party was winding down and my alcohol level was way up there. I thought we were done. I could barely focus on my cards and I was too wasted to care if I was winning. Everytime I relaxed someone said Drink! That's what happens when you're the groom.

The girls hadn't gotten a stripper for their party and I wasn't overly concerned with having one at mine. The few bachelor parties I'd been to had turned into porn movies and I thought my future brother-in-law sitting next to me wouldn't forgive me for falling off the wagon.

So my mind was fumbling toward calling it a night when we got a new visitor. Roland went to answer the summons and low and behold we did have a stripper after all. Nobody fessed up to it and certainly no-one was sending her on her way with the amount of drool I saw. I begged to go take a leak and slapped my wallet on John's. Hopefully he'd get some use out of her.

In a fog I snuck out the back door and starting walking to two miles back to the hotel. The door creaked open behind me and the only other committed guy at the poker game joined me for the walk back. We sobered up on the way and had a good conversation. As well as could be, since we unwisely mixed a lot of alcohol together. We'd pay for it in the morning.

Finally we made it to hotel and headed up in the elevator and said goodbye when we reached our floor. He was hoping for some loving and I was looking forward to my pillow.

When I made it inside my room I guzzled a glass of water and took two aspirin. I still felt the alcohol in my system so I went to take a shower. It cleared the cobwebs and cleaned the boozy feeling off my body but my mind was still a bit fuzzy. I dried off and headed out to put my face in a pillow.

No, not meant to be. The phone rang and I had to get it. "Dave's massage parlour. Tonight we have a two for one deal plus you get a free t-shirt."

I heard a giggle over the phone. "I thought you closed that business down." she said.

"I did, I did."

"How are you?"

"I'm fine but I know I'm gonna have a headache in the morning. You okay?"

"Yeap. I'm coming over to jump your bones unless you tell me not to."

"If you have to. No, I want to fall asleep with your naked body in my arms, that's what I want."

"If I have to. Ten minutes."

"Okay, baby. Is Lori back yet?"

"Should be."

"Robby and I walked back from the Legion and he was chomping at the bit."

"Walked back? Why?"

"Cause my brother sent us a stripper and Robby and I snuck out before she got in gear. Bet your brother's enjoying himself about now."

"Don't you pick his brain until I'm there. I want to know what happened too."

"I hope he comes back with hickies all over him. That'll mean he had an exceptional night."

"Well, we didn't have a beefcake but we were hoping you were going to show up."

"Anybody get falldown drunk?"

"No but I'm pretty horny right now." she whispered into the phone.

"Okay. Please drive carefully, baby."

"I will. You probably drank more than I did."

"Probably. When you get here I'm going to use my tongue on every inch of your body. Or we can just get some sleep. Up to you."

"Mmmm. All of the above. See you in a bit."

Just like that my body woke up. I stripped down, stroked myself, and wrapped a towel around me. A long ten minutes later there was a knock on the door. I opened the door and there she was in a long coat for some reason. "Welcome. Ready to get some sleep?"

"You wish." she said as she closed the door. Then she stepped up to me, gave me a quick kiss, then pulled my towel off. "Mmmmm. What were you thinking about?" as she knelt down and took me in her mouth.

"God! That feels so good. I'm wondering what you're wearing under that coat."

She pulled off me to answer. "It's the same outfit I had on under my graduation gown. Boy, that got his attention!" then got back to work.

"There are so many things I want to do to you."

"Mmm mmm. Me too. I think he's ready. Do you want to undress me?"

I walked up to her and kissed her deeply. "If I have to." as I started unbuttoning her coat until it opened up. Naked as the day she was born. "I love this outfit." I said as I let the coat fall off her shoulders to the floor. I pulled her into my arms and ravished her lips until we were both panting.

I caressed her body while she reached down between us to pump him lovingly. "So this is how a stripper affects him. I like it."

I just chuckled. "You're funny. How are you doing?" I said as I caressed her tushy then delved further between her legs until my fingers slipped into her wetness. "Mmmmmm. I think we're ready." and scooped her up by her ass and walked over to drop her on the bed. Then I climbed up slowly until I was hovering over her. I leaned down to look her in the eyes with a smile that matched hers. Then we locked lips fiercely. When we stopped to catch a breath she reached down to run her fingers over him.

"I want him in my mouth."

"I want to taste you."

Still she took him and rubbed him up and down through her lips. "No, I want you inside me and I can't wait anymore."

"Mmmm mmmm." and watched her guide him to her entrance. Then I shoved him deep inside her.

"Oh god quick quick!" she said.

"Quick what?" I thought to myself but followed her directive and started thrusting in and out forcefully. She started huffing in time to my thrusts.

"Oh yeah oh yeah baby I'm gonna cum!" and after two five ten more thrusts her body trembled. "Oh god! Fuck me baby!" I put a bit more effort into it and she finally peaked. I gave myself permission and shifted a little and hit that sweet spot and that was it!

What had to be my strongest orgasm blasted out of me deep inside her and a huge groan left me. We both collapsed, me on top, still deep inside her. "Shewwww. That was incredible." I said into her neck. "God I Iove that." I exclaimed as she dragged her fingernails up my back.

"Kiss me." she said. I clamped my lips down on hers in a feverish kiss and she met me in the middle. It certainly wasn't a mushy kiss and it stoked our motors. "Can you roll over?"

We both worked together and rolled until she sat on top of me. She started grinding on me forward and back. When my hands slid up her torso to caress her breasts, she put her hands on top of mine to follow along. She saw me watching her move, smiled at me, and crushed my hands into her mounds.

A mewling sound left her each time I thrust up into her. "Please look at me like that forever."

"I will, baby. Promise." Then she upped her game and went into overdrive. Her grinding was frantic, my lap was soaked, then she leaned back and put her hands on my knees. I watched as she rode my dick back and forward and I could see it thrusting in and out of her.

A growl left me and I put my hands on her hips and rolled her back over whether she wanted to or not. Then I went to work and pounded her until five minutes later she clutched me to her and screamed into my neck as she came.

We lay there catching our breath, nuzzling each other, gentle kisses, and mushy eyes. "That was.. frantic. Whew boy."

She bypassed my face and bit my ear. "Ow! You vixen. That hurt."

"Did you like it?" she asked.

"Yes." I said with a smile.

We laid there, me still embedded in her, wrapped up in each other's arms, kissing the sweat off each other's brows. Nothing more pure than sex sweat.

"Oh you feel so good." she said, grasping my ass and grinding me into her.

"I know, baby. Couldn't get any better. At least for the next..."

"36 hours." she said with a smile, laying there as I covered her face with sensual kisses.

"That was so good. Can you roll over again?" Again we rolled back over until she was sitting on me. Then she lifted up off of me slowly, both of us groaning at the feeling. Once he was free she crawled backwards down my body until she was between my legs, face to face with my cock. She grabbed him and went to town, shoving him deep into her mouth as her hand caressed my balls. And for some reason I immediately started squirming.

I also started panting and a smile showed up on her face in the middle of loving him. I was huffing like I was having contractions. Hyperventilating. Something. A strangled groan left my throat as I came and came then finally collapsed. Lord, she kept on going until a huge shiver ran through my body.

"Oh.. my.. freaking.. God! What are you doing?" I blurted out, looking down at her. Her lips were pursed, running around the edge of the bulb.

"I'm busy." she said with a smile. Her tongue touched every blasted spot of him then her mouth pulled him inside again. Then I started huffing again, which pleased her to death. She gave him one last kiss and let go. "My work is done here." she said with a smile. Then she slithered back up until she molded herself to my body.

"Baby, you broke him." which made her giggle.

"Did I? How do you know?" she asked as her fingers caressed him as she lay next to my ribs.

"Because he's not going down. What if he's stuck in this.. like this?"

"Mmmmm. I like that idea." and sensually pumped him up and down. "Just think, sweety. This wonderful thing of yours is going to tap my cervix and let loose a whole bunch of swimmers, which will flood my insides and make a baby. Our baby. Some day."

I turned toward her and wrapped her up in my arms and held her closely. My lips kissed her temple and a tear left my eye to roll down and hit her cheek. She lifted up to use a finger to catch another one. "It's okay, baby. It'll be fine."

"I know. Do you have to go?"

"I don't think I could force myself to leave. I want your arms around me when I fall sleep."

"Tomorrow?"

"No, I'll have to stay home and hide until it's time to get dressed. Maybe we should keep our hands to ourselves until we're married. Anticipation makes the heart grow fonder."

"So I've heard. Time is gonna move so slow."

"And then we'll be married. I wonder how long it'll take until you're tired of me?"

"At least a week."

She pinched my nipple. "You're terrible. I'm gonna start wearing pajamas."

"Don't do that. That would be awful."

"Take it back."

"Fine, fine. I'll never grow tired of you. How's that?"

She nibbled on my lips. "It's a start." and gave me one last kiss then settled down into my side. "So tell me about your stripper."

"She said her name was Jezebel. I asked but nobody owned up to hiring her. Then she said my brother must love me to give me such a gift. I drew her along until I could escape, then snuck out the back door. Robby caught up to me a minute later."

"You still didn't tell me anything about her."

"That was her name but I recognized her. She graduated five years ago. Mary Starkey. You remember her?"

"No way. What was she wearing?"

"A faux fur coat and some silk concoction that could come off in pieces, I think. I was trying to string her along and your brother was looking at me like I grew another head."

"What'd you say?"

"I said I was going to wear this gift out, which got an evil smile out of her. I don't know what John was thinking but it wasn't good."

"You didn't even get to touch some booby?"

I reached up and scratched the back of my head. "She danced around me and ran her boobs across the back of my head. It's probably why I was hard the whole way home."

"You butthead. At least you didn't call out her name. Let me see." and pulled my head so she could look at the backside. "Your hair's all matted down. I wonder why?"

"She was lactating."

"Ewww. And that turned you on?"

"No. I was going to bed then you called. That woke him up."

"Okay. I'll accept that but don't you dare call out her name."

I kissed her temple. "No. Nothing better than peeling your clothes off."

"Good answer. Can we pull back these covers and try to get some sleep?"

"Okay." We disengaged and got up to pull them back. She made a quick trip to the bathroom and came back to find me sitting at the edge of the bed. She came over to pull my face into her belly and let me love on it.

"Mmmmm. Don't you start something if you're not going to finish." She pulled back and stuck a booby in my mouth. "Oh you drive me crazy." she said as her fingers slid through my hair lovingly.

I let it pop out of my mouth. "Okay. It's almost one o'clock. Let's get under the covers and see if we can behave ourselves." I said all mature.

"Good idea." but instead dropped to her knees and inhaled him.

"Hey!"

"Mmmmm?" she said, looking up at me with one eye.

"My god. Do you think he'll ever ignore you?"

"Nope. Now I'm ready." She got up to help me pull the covers back. We slipped in and she squirmed around until we were spooning. "Something's poking me."

"It's not me."

She lifted her leg up until it rest on my thigh. Then her hand snuck down and guided him to her opening and started moving. Soon enough he was drenched and I wasn't even all the way inside her.

"We going to try to fall asleep like this?" I said between nibbling on her neck.

"Mmmm mmmm. You gonna help me?"

"Okay. Bend forward a bit." and she pushed away from me so the angle was right and I shoved myself in. She growled as I filled her up.

"This is gonna be hard." she said. "No pun intended."

"Baby... Oh nevermind."

"What?"

"You're soaking me. Not that I'm complaining."

"It's not my fault." she giggled.

"Fine. I guess I'm not that sleepy." and grabbed her hips and shoved her over on her stomach. She let out an Eep! but didn't fight it. "Why even try?" I said as I started pushing in and out of her. "Ohhhh you feel like molten honey."

"Mmmmmm mmmmm." she moaned contentedly. "Oh, baby. Make me cum again."

"I'll try." put some effort into it. She lifted her butt up a bit then I grabbed her hips and lifted her up. There she was face down and butt up and I really started thrusting. I licked my thumb and carefully twisted it into her rosebud.

"Oh god oh yeah fuck me so good David. Fuck me harder."

"Mmmm mmm. I'm gonna fuck you until you drench this bed again then you can pass out." and went for broke. She was pushing back into me, getting involved. "Can you touch yourself?"

"Mmmm." she moaned as she sent her fingers down to diddle her clit and started panting in time with my thrusts. Something. She needed something. I removed my thumb and reached under her to grasp both her nipples and pulled on them harshly. She started shaking as her orgasm rose up to blast her. "Oh god I'm cumming oh godddd! Fuck me David."

I kept pounding her until she collapsed under me then collapsed on top of her. My hands reached up to hers to get them intertwined as I kissed her spine up to her neck. "I love you so much, Wanda." I whispered in her ear.

She pulled my hand to her lips and kissed it. "I know. I love you too. Can we sleep like this?"

"I don't want to smoosh you."

"You won't smoosh me. We can't get any closer than this."

"No." I chuckled. "We can't get any closer than this."

"Though I do want to take care of your problem." she said as she squirmed her butt into me.

"Sweety, I've cum twice. It'll take a good long time until he's ready to go again."

"I know what'll do it."

"Jeez, you're gonna make me pass out. By the the time the honeymoon shows up I'll be too tired. Hey..."

"What?"

"You're the ones that had the stripper, aren't you? That's why you're so horny." I could feel her laughing under me, straight down to where my cock was embedded in her.

"Nope. A little alcohol takes care of those inhibitions. I don't know what other Bachelorette parties are like but ours was definitely x-rated. Oh, we listened to our sex tape again."

I squirmed a bit to mold us together. "Jeez, I'm getting a reputation just because you all are so dirty minded." I said quietly into her neck in between nibbling on her.

"That's what you get for being so talented. Oh and the fact that we've been talking about sex since middle school."

"Brother." but moaned a bit as she ground her butt up into me. "Oh god you're so sexy laying there under me."

"And you're still hard. Come on. I know what will do it."

"Tell me, do you have a script you're following? We should both be passed out. Look. It's two thirty."

She squirmed her butt into me further. "Mmmm. I didn't know you weren't enjoying yourself."

"I can't wait until we're married so I don't have to do this all the time. Plus I don't have to keep being romantic."

"I know. I'm getting tired of putting out. I'm looking forward to once a week." We tried to keep it going but gave it up. "Come on, sweety. One last thing on the menu. You up for it?"

"Mmm mmm. I'm gonna fill you up."

"I hope so. Okay, help me up." and cooperated with me as I pulled her hips up again until I could slip out of her. "Ohhh. Don't leave." she said as I slipped out of her pussy.

"We need a towel." I said, looking at all the cum and juices leaving her.

"No. I feel so fucked it feels so good. Wish I could see it."

"Okay, sweety. This what you want?"

"Mmmm mmm. Stick that big thing in my tushy, baby. Fill me up with one last load." she said, shaking her butt at me.

A growl rose up out of me. "Fine." I used one finger to slip into her rosebud and swirled it around.

"Oh that feels so good." she moaned. Another finger joined the first and proceeded to stretch her out in preparation to be invaded. I twirled them, spread them out to stretch her out, shoved them in and out. "Ohh ohhh God fuck me." so I sped up and pushed them in and out of her. She started breathing through her nose, clearly getting involved.

"Here we go." I said when I removed my fingers. Then I took my still sloppy dick and ran it through her crack and tickled her rosebud. I was impressed at her breathing. I thought this was all for me but it sounded like she was getting worked up too.

I used my thumb to press the bulb of my dick into her opening and finally it popped inside her. She let out a huge groan. "You okay?"

"It's been a while. Take it slow, can you?"

I ran my hands up and down her back and pushed myself into her. Her back arched up the more I penetrated her. I watched my dick slip into her by increments. Then I pulled almost all the way out.

"Oh freaking A! What, have you gotten bigger?"

"I've been exercising." and shoved him back in, going a little further this time. Finally I bottomed out and stopped. "You alright?"

"Mmm mmm. Take it slow." she said.

I let my hands reach around and grab her breasts and pulled on them. I pulled out some then pushed him back in. She hiccuped out a breath. "Fuck!" she said. My pace gradually sped up, pulling almost out then back in until my balls rubbed against her pussy. "Oh god David. Fuck me I'm ready!"

My hands were caught up in pulling on her nipples, I was thrusting in and out of her, and I felt her hands tickling my balls as she diddled herself. "Oh my god I'm not gonna last long!"

"Don't.. huff.. stop.. keep going baby. Fill me.. gawd!.. up with your cum!"

"Mmm mmm." I growled and sped up until I was pounding her. I felt her push back, meeting my thrusts, slamming her ass into me each time. I was enraptured watching my cock push in and out of her, stretching her wide. "You.. oh.. gotta.. huff.. see this. Can't hold.."

"Come on, fuck me like you mean it. I'm almost there!"

"Uh huh." and went for broke. I pounded into her but it was so close. I felt it approaching like a damn train howling down the track. "Oh god baby here it comes!" and slammed into her one last time. My hands pulled her hips to me as I unloaded all my cum into her.

I felt her shaking underneath me. I hoped she was cumming too but I was too caught in mine to notice. She let out a huge groan as she came with me. I felt a ton of wetness coat my balls and my thighs.