(This story could have gone into several different categories, like transgender & crossdressers, or group sex or even mature. I decided on romance; after all, it is a love story.)
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I don't like Douglas Glass. I don't hate him, I just don't like him.
He's weird; he likes Hall & Oates and thinks Van Halen is nothing but noise. He likes The Thompson Twins. Nobody likes The Thompson Twins. He don't even like Led Zeppelin. I mean, who don't like Led Zeppelin, the greatest rock band ever?
He don't like sports; football, basketball, wrestling, none of it. He don't even like comic books. What kind of nerd don't like Superman and Batman?
But we live in the same trailer park. So, we have to kind of hang out together. We rode the same bus to school, stood at the same bus stop every morning, got off at the same bus stop every afternoon. We're the only nineteen year old guys in the whole park. So, unless we want to hang out with a bunch of kids, we're kind of stuck together.
Well, there's Melanie Adams, but she's married to Frank Adams. She's nineteen and he's this creepy ass thirty five year old guy. I don't blame him, though. Melanie's boobs come in the door about two minutes before she does, and her butt leaves the room about a minute after she's gone. She's also got long, dark, curly hair and even with all her zits, she's kind of pretty.
Melanie kind of turns her nose up at Douglas and me whenever she drives by, like she's some kind of hot shit. I mean, she lives in a camping trailer all the way at the end of the park and she acts like she's got it going on.
"At least we graduated from high school, Melanie," I said one time.
She didn't smirk then, just gave us the finger. Ooh, golly gosh, that really hurt.
See, she had to drop out of school when she got married; our high school don't let anyone get married and still go to school.
Anyway, Douglas and me, we're sitting on the steps in front of his trailer and it sucks. It just really sucks. We're both nineteen, finally graduated from high school, and there still ain't shit to do.
I got held back in the seventh grade, just fucking around and didn't do my homework, and just never managed to catch up. So, I was nineteen when I got that stupid plaque; it hangs on the living room wall of my mom's trailer.
My sister Cindy's is the only other plaque up there; she graduated nine years before me. Fat lot of good it did her. She's living in Atlanta, Georgia, doing nothing but fucking niggers and getting knocked up. She says why should she work when Uncle Sam's willing pay her to have a bunch of kids? Right now, she's got four half-black kids and is about to spit out another one.
My sister Linda didn't graduate. She's living down in Miami, stripping and turning tricks for her biker boyfriend Gary. Same thing for Donna, my other sister. She's living down in New Orleans, at least when she's not in prison for drugs.
Douglas got held back a year because when he was fourteen, he got real sick and missed a whole year and half of his life, just going from hospital to hospital. He told me once what he had caught but the word's like a mile long and I don't remember it.
But it stunted his growth; I'm six one and he's only five four and kind of scrawny. Me? I'm buff. When I was twelve, this seventh or eighth grader cornered me on the playground and for no reason, just beat the shit out of me. The next day, I started doing pushups and sit ups.
When I was about fourteen, one of Mom's boyfriends gave me his old barbell set and I really started working out then. Another one of my mom's boyfriends started giving me his old Muscle & Fitness magazines and I studied the ink off them pages. After that? No kids ever tried beating me up.
Douglas lives with his sister. Marianne Glass is thirty two or thirty three years old; Douglas was kind of a 'whoops!' baby. Then, after he finally got better from whatever it was that he had, his dad ran off with their next-door neighbor and his mom committed suicide. So that's when Douglas moved here, to live with Marianne. I told him, at least he knows who his dad is; I've never even met mine.
"Oh, believe me," he said. "It's not as glamorous as it sounds."
"Don't sound all that glamorous; just you know who your daddy is," I said.
"I was being facetious," he said.
Muscle & Fitness and Flex and Hustler magazines don't use words like facetious. So, he had to explain that facetious means he was just being a smart ass. See why I don't like him? If you mean smart ass then just say smart ass.
Anyway, we're sitting on the steps of his trailer, just watching Highway 80. We're both bitching about no car, no job, no money. Our trailer park is too far away from anything to just walk; there is a Popeye's Fried Chicken around the corner, but they ain't hiring. I've got three applications in with them but every time I go in there, the manager tells me he's still ain't hiring.
We're just sitting, watching Highway 80, playing this really stupid game we'd made up. I get a point for every Camaro goes by and Douglas gets a point for every Cadillac Eldorado. I lose a point if a Trans Am goes by and he loses a point for every love van. Yeah, it's a stupid game because by the time we see an Eldorado or Camaro, we've forgotten how many points we got.
We can hear Mrs. Carsenni yelling at Mr. Carsenni. We can't hear what she's yelling but that's nothing new; she's always screaming at him; I don't think she knows how to talk.
"Disgusting filthy pervert!" she screams, flinging the door of their trailer open.
We can hear Mr. Carsenni whining some stuff, but can't hear what he's saying. Mrs. Carsenni shoves him back, away from the open door.
With that, she throws a bunch of magazines out of the trailer. They land on the clam shell driveway. Then she slams the door shut and keeps on screaming.
Douglas and I run and grab up the magazines and run back to his trailer. We don't even look see what kind of magazines we got; just grab them up and run.
Inside the trailer, we run to Douglas's bedroom and slam the door of his room closed. And that's when we look at our haul.
These are the good kind of magazines; real thick. They got covers of that real heavy kind of paper; you can tell they cost some serious bucks.
"Ass Fucking Teens?" Douglas gasped.
"Cum Bath?" I asked, looking at the picture of a cute girl, with three big old dicks squirting sperm all over her face and boobs.
"Lezzie Roommates, um, Big Tits Tight Asses," Douglas says.
"Barely Legal Gang Bang Sluts," I announced, looking at this blonde girl and five smiling guys on the cover.
She's naked, sitting with her legs spread wide, one hand squeezing her left boob and the other hand rubbing her pussy. He five guys all have their dicks in their hands, holding them up for the camera.
"Shaved Horny Sluts," I said, looking at the last magazine.
All you can see on this cover is this woman's pussy, hair covered by white shaving cream and this old time looking straight razor, scraping some of the shaving cream off of her. They had the saving cream in a perfect triangle, covering her pussy hair and nothing else. Well, except for that chunk of cream and hair that had been scraped off. Douglas and I just look at each other for a minute.
"Geez; Mr. Carsenni really is a pervert," Douglas giggled.
See why I don't like him? Who giggles? We got some hard core stuff here and he's giggling.