Eating Colleens Ass

"Joe's cock is so fat and hard. It feels so good when he shoves it up my cunt. His cock is so long, so big... it stretches my tight little pussy until I think I'm going to be ripped apart. God I love his cock in my cunt."

I wasn't exactly thrilled that Colleen decided to talk about Joe, but at least it was better than the constant prattle I'd been listening to for the last half hour. I shoved my tongue deeper into her ass and began to gently suck her sphincter.

"Oh, that feels gooood. Keep sucking on my ass. Joe never licks my butt." Colleen giggled a little. "But he sure likes it when I suck his hot cock. I love to run my tongue around his cock head. It's so big, so smooth, so hard. Tasty. Then he'll grab the back of my head and shove his cock hard into my mouth. I feel his long cock deep in my throat and I gag. My gagging really turns him on and he starts to face fuck me. He treats me so rough. I getting wet just thinking about it."

And she was. I could smell her sweet pussy and felt the dampness. I grabbed her tiny little ass with my hands and pulled her ass back further into my mouth. I strained to get my tongue deep up her shit hole and now began to suck harder and harder. I knew how much my shit sucking turned her on. Joe was a damn fool for passing up her ass.

"Oh yeah, keep that up, baby. Suck on my ass. Taste my shit. I love it. Little Toilet Paulie... you're such a good little boy." Again a giggle. "And I do mean little. Your poor little pencil dick. You want to fuck me so bad but why? I'd never feel that little thing inside me." Colleen sighed sarcastically. "Joe's spoiled me. A real man he is and poor you... having to compete with a real cock. Well, at least you're a great little ass sucker. Keep sucking, babe, and you'll get a little reward."

A reward, a kiss. A kiss from a Goddess. Oh please, yes. Please give me a Goddess Kiss. I swirled my tongue around in her ass and tenderly yet vigorously sucked on her butt. The most beautiful ass I've ever seen. On the most beautiful woman. And she let me suck on it. Yeah, of course I wanted to fuck her, but my tongue in her ass was as close to heaven as I'll get.

The hair in Colleen's ass crack tickled my nose and made me think of the little turd balls I'd sucked off them just a half hour ago. It usually took me 5 or 10 minutes to clean up her sweet little ass and the smell of shit and the acrid taste of her crap is something I'll never forget and always desire. The thoughts made my tight balls ache.

Colleen was purring and moaning and enjoying my tongue. She wiggled her ass in my face and reached between her legs to play with her damp pussy. She pushed her ass back hard into my face, then suddenly farted. A nice hearty, one second long, sincere fart. My reward, the Kiss of a Goddess. Thank you, Colleen. I opened my mouth wide and sucked in every bit of that reeking miasma. Colleen giggled and purred.

"Taste good? I hope so. There might be another one in a bit." I could feel Colleen fingering herself and she arched her back as I renewed my ass sucking. "You know what I think tastes good? Joe's spunk. When he face fucks me. Sometimes he shoots his load deep down in my throat and I don't get to taste it. I feel that hot gooey load slide down into my stomach and I think `What a waste.' But usually he pulls his cock out of my mouth and shoots all over my face. Jesus, he cums a lot. It feels like a firehouse shooting boiling water on my face. I'll swear he pumps a cup of cum on my face. Then the best part. I love to look up at his face and slowly push the cum into my mouth. I keep my mouth wide open so he can see the white spunk on my tongue. Then I swish it around in my mouth. It tastes so damn good. He'll call me a slut, a two bit whore, a cum bag. Then he slaps me, sometimes hard and tells me to swallow it. He never lets me kiss him after I've had his cock in my mouth, but he does let me suck his cock until he gets hard again, then we start over."

Colleen suddenly pulled away, turned over and kissed me. Great thing about Colleen, when she wanted to put her tongue down my throat, she didn't care where my mouth had been. "I want you to eat me." She rose up and settled on my face and I began to lick her wet pussy. "Something else tastes good. After Joe fucks me and cums deep in my pussy, I get to lick his cock clean. That tastes so good, his cum mixed with my cunt juice. Don't you think my cunt tastes great?" Mmmmm, I murmur as I gently start to suck on her clit. "Sometimes his cum leaks out of my wide open crack and I pick it up with my fingers and rub it all over my face. He calls me Cum Face, did you know that?"

Joe is such an asshole. He's been living with Colleen for three years and treats her like shit. The only time he pays any attention to her is when he's horny. Otherwise, he's out drinking with his buddies. And Colleen adores him. Meanwhile, I treat her like a princess, dote on her, cater to her every whim. When she prattles on and on about nothing, do I tell her to shut up like Joe does? No, I listen, hanging on every word, wishing the stories were about me. If she desires something, I buy if for her. When she wants to go to a movie, I go. I lick her pussy when she is horny and lick her ass when she's not. And I never ask for anything in return. I never ask her to suck my cock. If she wants to suck my cock, she will. Of course, she never has and I've never been allowed to fuck her but I know someday she'll realize what an ass Joe is and she'll leave him. Then she'll be mine and we'll suck and fuck and laugh and melt together.

Colleen starts to rock on my face and after all the pussy eating lessons she's given me, I know exactly what that means. She doesn't want me to suck or lick her pussy anymore, she just wants to rub one out on my face. So I relax, open my mouth, slide out my tongue and enjoy her wet, hairy snatch rubbing on my face. I look up and see that she has her eyes closed and is playing with her breasts. Perfect little tits. Whoever said `anything more than a mouthful is wasted' was thinking about Colleen. Small, pert with brown hard little nubs for nipples. Tits wide apart on her chest. And now her hands were caressing them, her fingers tweaking her nipples. Colleen rolled her head back and opened her mouth and came. A shuddering, wet orgasm with a cat screech coming out of her mouth at the end. She was the most beautiful sight in the world.

Colleen settled back onto my face and I gently fondled her ass, enjoying her wet pussy on my face. After a moment, she turned around, reached for a cigarette and set her ass back down on mouth. As she lit her cigarette, I gently started to lick and suck on her ass again. Colleen flicked her ashes on my chest as my hard cock throbbed, bobbing in time with my heart beat. Colleen blew a puff of smoke at my cock.

"God that thing is small. Have you ever satisfied anyone with it? Your balls are so tight, so blue. They must be sore. Do they ache? Ache for me?" Mmmm, I agreed the best I could. "I should do something about that." She put the cigarette out, bent over and took my cock in her mouth. Oh my god, I knew someday she'd suck me. Fuck Joe. She was going to be mine.

And she was a hell of a cock sucker. Her hands held the base of my cock and my balls and she licked my cock head and then licked up and down the shaft. She took me into her mouth, her wet, hot mouth. Up and down, she fucked my cock with her mouth. This woman is amazing. Her cunt was now conveniently in my face, so I began to lick her in return. She liked it, and wiggled her pussy back at me.

Then she stopped, sat up and got off me. "Gotta go," she said cheerfully. I looked at her blankly and stammered a bit, but she just shushed me. "Sorry, been here too long, gotta go." She pulled her old t-shirt over her head and looked around for her slacks. Trembling, I watched her stand there bottomless, turning around, posing, showing me her pussy, then her sweet ass, then her pussy again. She found her slacks and quickly pulled them on and then put on her sandals.

"Come here and kiss me goodbye". I walked over to her with my hard on bobbing around foolishly. She put her arms around my neck and kissed me passionately. I slipped a hand up her t-shirt and cupped a tit, tweaked her nipple. After a bit, she pulled away, then reached up and placed her hands on my chest. She watched me quietly and began to play with my nipples. She started to squeeze and pinch my nipples, began to twist and pull on them. I moaned and she smiled.

"You like this, huh? Hey, do my a favor before I go. I want to watch you jerk off. Stand over there and jerk off for me." I asked her to do it for me, but Colleen said no, she wanted to watch me `beat my meat.' "And when you cum, catch all your cum in your hand. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and I want to finish it before you cum, so don't hurry."

I stood there like an ass, playing with my cock while Colleen silently, coolly watched me. She'd take a puff on the cigarette, then blow the smoke at me. When she finished, I asked if I could cum and she said ok. I came, came lot. Big, sticky white globs of cum. I hadn't cum that much in years.

"Not bad. Quite a bit of cum for such a small cock. Now, eat it. Come on, put that stuff in your mouth. But don't swallow! Hold it on your tongue and show me." Looking her straight in the eyes, I slowly licked the cum from my hand, then held my mouth wide open and showed her the cum resting there. Colleen smiled, reached up and began playing with my nipples again. As she squeezed and twisted, I got hard again and she laughed.

"I've got to tell you something. Keep your mouth open and show me that cum. Joe asked me to marry him." I stood there looking at her blankly, with cum and spit starting to dribble down my chin. Certainly she would say no, she'd never marry him, that jerk. No, she'd say no and then she'd have to leave him. And move in with me. Certainly that is what she was telling me.

Colleen pulled on my nipples. "I said yes. We're getting married in October. I can't see you anymore. I'm an engaged woman, I can't be here anymore. I did have fun... I hope you did too."

I nodded blankly. This is a joke, maybe? She let my nipples go, backed up a step and looked me up and down. "Maybe someday you'll find someone who likes small cocks. Maybe. Now do one last thing for me. Go over to that window and watch me leave. When I'm gone, swallow your cum." She kissed me quickly on the cheek and left.

I walked to the window and watched her walk to her car. She turned and waved, smiling widely, then got in her car and left. I swallowed my cum and wiped the tears from my cheek. I'll always remember that fantastic woman and her ass. That beautiful ass.