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KATHRYN DALLOWAY
"...Why aren't you up yet? ...It's late in the morning now and there are things to do!" the large brown eyes seemed to say to me with genuine bewilderment in them.
"Hmph!" I mumbled, rolling over toward Andrea's side of the bed again and reaching out for her.
Instead of finding Andrea however, I was greeted with a face full of Horse Feathers.
"What thufff -?" I mumbled, opening one eye.
Horse Feathers, - now lying on Andrea's pillow, was sprawled out and didn't seem to even notice me.
Raising my head slightly and looking all around the bedroom now, I realized that Andrea was gone and had been for quite some time. ...Her jasmine scent was still evident as it lingered within the room and I suddenly sensed an empty house, except for myself, Kitty, and Horse Feathers.
"Hmph!" ...I closed my eyes again in defiance and laid my head back on the pillow, even though it was nine-thirty in the morning already.
Kitty came around to the other side of the bed and sat down, gawking at me all over again.
Sensing that I was being stared at, I opened one eye again and looked into Kitty's large eyes...
(***sigh***) ...I patted the bed beside me.
Before I knew what was happening, Kitty was on the bed and standing over Horse Feathers and me both, as she began rapidly planting kisses all over the two of us. This immediately evoked a loud and extremely annoyed yowl coming from Horse Feathers while I simultaneously tried in vain to hold my own ground and ward off the onslaught of Kitty kisses that were now coming at me faster than I could push them away.
I was soon laughing out loud with Kitty's assault of kisses and the annoyed reactions coming from Horse Feathers as he began boxing Kitty with lightning speed.
However superb the cat's boxing skills may have been, they seemed to have little or no effect on Kitty...
With a final frustrated yowl, Horse Feathers quickly bolted off the bed with Kitty in hot pursuit of him, the two of them tearing through the house at ninety miles an hour and carrying on like a couple of young siblings.
"Partners in crime..." Helen had said of the two. I wish Andrea could have been witness to that little sideshow, I now thought.
Still laughing somewhat at the sudden ruckus, I laid back down again and closed my eyes but quickly realized that Kitty had done her job, and done her job well. There was no possible way that I'd ever be able to go back to sleep now.
I'd never been a morning person in my life and at fifty-eight years of age, it was unlikely that I ever would be. With a feigned sigh, I reluctantly rolled out of bed and slowly sauntered over to Andrea's and my private bathroom. Turning on the vanity lights and glancing in the mirror at myself, I leaned forward and inspected the purple bruise above my left eye which was about an inch long and half an inch wide. This was the spot where Gopi had nailed me, the evening before last.
"Little moron..." I muttered as I thought of Gopi, disgust running through me all over again.
I seriously doubted if Gopi or Wendy, either one, even remembered that little incident inside their hotel room. The two of them had been so completely blitzed out of their minds that night that it was a wonder they'd been able to function at all. I thought of the trashed hotel room and felt a degree of sadness that anyone would choose to live in such a pathetic way.
I ran a finger over the bruise.
...Pat Donovan - The Old Man, would have looked at me right now and said "I would imagine that Mister Gopi's got some bruising of his own to contend with this morning, Tim."
(sigh...) Yeah probably, I answered the thought with a slight nod.
...For the majority of my life, I had believed Pat Donovan to be Ricky's and my biological father, until the relatively recent and unintended posthumous discovery of Rick Sheffield, our actual biological father. Andrea and I had made this startling discovery only a few years ago, but by that time Mom had already been gone for a full year, leaving behind many unanswered questions about the man Rick Sheffield...
Andrea and I had been in the process of removing some of the sentimental items from Mom's old house during that particular visit to Seattle when we had inadvertently discovered dozens of old photographs of Mom and Rick Sheffield together as a couple, during the nineteen sixties.
After learning of this man Rick Sheffield, my wife and I had then slowly pieced together the romantic story between him and my mother. During the months that followed, and working together like police detectives, Andrea and I had eventually found the answers to most of our questions and we were eventually able to discover Rick Sheffield's true identity.
Close inspection of these recently discovered and antiquated photographs, along with a love letter, had soon made it blatantly obvious that Rick Sheffield was the actual father of Ricky and myself. This sudden knowledge had left me perplexed with many more unanswered questions, as Mom had never once made any mention of Rick Sheffield to either Ricky or me. Neither of us had even known of the man - although I did eventually recall meeting Rick Sheffield once or twice, but only briefly when I had been an infant. Ricky had never met the man at all.
With more of our detective work, Andrea and I later discovered that Rick Sheffield had also fathered a daughter from a previous marriage. My brother Ricky and I now had an older sister named Asia whom Andrea and I had met briefly, later that year.
...Mom's house had since been demolished with a city reclamation act, along with the rest of the entire neighborhood of Stony Brook, where Ricky and I had grown up...
- Standing now within Helen's guest bathroom, I leaned forward again and studied my reflection in the mirror a little more closely now. The bruise above my left eyebrow looked similar to a smudge of paint on one of Bob Ross's paint pallets - a "Majestic Purple" as he would have undoubtedly called it...
Andrea was a huge fan of the late Bob Ross...
...Looking at the bruise above my left eye made me think of Bob Ross's famous line "There are no mistakes - only happy accidents."
(***sigh***)
"Welcome to L.A," I said to the mirror as I turned and grabbed Andrea's green towel. It was time for me to get into the shower now and then find some coffee in this house.
...
Damn it, Helen, I muttered as I raised my chin and began tying my tie. I was freshly showered now and dressed in the only clothes I presently had available, one of my suits. Since I was going to be wearing a suit then I might as well wear a tie, I reasoned with pragmatic logic.
I glanced at all the cabinets that I'd opened within the last few minutes and sighed deeply. ...I'd just spent the last fifteen minutes opening every drawer and cabinet within Helen's entire kitchen looking for coffee. I had essentially turned the whole place upside down and found nothing even remotely caffeine-related. ...Great, Helen's a health nut.
...How do people live like that? I asked myself incredulously and shook my head.
In all honesty, Andrea and I were both trying to eat healthier and we also loved physical exercise such as bicycling combined with other forms of outdoor fitness, but this had its limits. Caffeine was the one thing I refused to give up and I was adamant about it. Shrugging to myself now, I knew that within the medical community there were age-old arguments from both sides of the aisle, both for and against caffeine, so be it, I mumbled.
Finishing my tie, I gently closed all the drawers and cabinets in Helen's kitchen before picking up the little green plastic tag attached to Helen's house key. Glancing in the mirror again, I found that by slipping on my sunglasses my bruise was relatively well hidden for the most part. Nodding to myself within the mirror I made my way out the front door, locking it behind me. Stepping out onto the sidewalk and walking in the direction of the second-hand store now I immediately noticed the fresh, clean scent of the recent storm. The morning sun was shining brightly and it was warm outside today, perfect for walking.
The vehicular traffic was relatively light for a Monday and the general mood of the populous among me seemed industrious yet not hurried. After two days of rain, it seemed that the general public was simply happy to have clear skies and warm weather again. I continued walking briskly for several minutes when a large neon sign for the second-hand store started coming into view, yet I was suddenly distracted by another, smaller sign, closer to me which simply read "The Coffee House."
...Within a few minutes, I sat down with a large light roast coffee and pulled out my phone from my breast pocket, and reread the earlier message from Andrea:
"With Helen be back to get you at 1:15 this afternoon. The secondhand store is just west of Helen's house: Love you XoXo!"
I now smiled and texted Andrea back:
"I know what you're doing this very moment...
-You're looking at your phone! XoXo!"