"A toast!" Gary annonced. "To our friends and their future as a married couple. And may we all get so lucky one day."
"Hear, hear!" Nathan and I chorused, and we all clinked and took deep, hearty swigs. Ben and Amy were the nicest people we knew, and so into one another even after ten years together; no two people deserved each other more.
The evening that followed was one of the most drunken, giggly and generally agreeable I could remember in a long while. As it reached one a.m., I realised that my usual sleep-over position on the uncomfortable sofa might be at stake; Nathan and Gary didn't look like they were going anywhere in a hurry. By two, we were all scattered around the living-room floor in front of Monsters Inc for the ninetieth time; Gary was fast asleep and snoring on the floor with his legs up on an armchair, and Amy and Ben were slumbering in each other's arms on one of the giant beanbags. Only Nathan and I remained awake, he sitting on the aforementioned sofa, I lying on my front propped on a cushion. We hadn't spoken to each other much throughout the evening; things were still rather awkward between us. We were both aware that, whatever we'd agreed about not speaking of our feelings for one another again and carrying on with what was after all a beautiful and above all platonic friendship, things were different now. There was no getting away from the fact β something had to give, and that something was going to either make or break us.
"All right?" I asked.
"Yeah. Pretty epic news tonight."
"Yeah."
We sat in silence for a little while longer, watching Boo and Sully ride through the Monsters Incorporated power plant on travelling doors, until I asked in a feigned casual voice, "So are you planning a stripper?"
"Huh?" He looked startled.
"For the stag night. You're the best man - isn't all that part of your duties?"
"Oh. I dunno. Maybe I will. Um β probably not. Bit sexist, bit old-fashioned, you know."
"I never had you down for a feminist."
"There you go, then β I can still surprise you." He looked down at his knees β then, without raising his gaze, he murmured, "Would you feel better if I did want a stripper?"
"That's a strange question."
"Not really. It'd make me more of a normal bloke β you know, oh look, there's a fit bird, phwoar, sort of thing. I know a lot of people think I'm a bit weird, for not being more into women, I mean."
"Aren't you into women, then?" I was puzzled by the remark. If the way he'd been looking at me all night was anything but my imagination, then he was lying through his teeth.
"God, yeah." He chuckled sheepishly. "I don't mean that. I'm just glad I work in a place where the only two girls on the staff have to wear a baggy polo shirt at all times, or I'd be a wreck. But, you know β strippers and FHM and all that β I guess I've never seen the point. I mean, they're attractive and all that, but I prefer girls that have a cat's chance in hell of ever becoming your girlfriend, you know?"
"Nathan," I said softly, "you should say stuff like that more often, especially with that much sincerity. You could have your pick of any girl you wanted."
"You think?" He looked up at me sharply.
"Sure," I said. "I'm sure the baggy-shirted girls at work would fall head over heels for you if they'd heard those words come out of your mouth."
"Did Steve ever say stuff like that to you?"