"Customer Service, this is Tracy," the woman answering the phone said, "how can I help you this evening."
"Yes, well, I was just down at your store and I think I left a bag of groceries on the check-out stand. Could you check for me, please?"
"Could I have your name, please?"
"Eunice. Eunice Gibson. I was there about an hour ago."
"Yes, Mrs Gibson, I have your bag here at the customer service desk, just inside the main entrance."
"Look, there was some butter and yogurt in the bag..."
"Yes, ma'am, I put your perishables in our 'fridge, and both your bag and the stuff in the 'fridge are labeled with your name on them -- in case I'm not here when you come by."
"Thank you so much. Is this Tracy?"
"Yes, ma'am, and I'll be here 'til six this evening."
"Well, thank you Tracy. If I can get a ride, I'll be over as soon as I can."
"Do you need a ride?"
"I don't drive anymore, Tracy," the woman said. "Too old and too stupid for all that nonsense, I suppose."
"Well, if it can wait 'til six, I could drop your things off on my way home?"
There was silence on the line for a moment -- like the woman was hovering above the plains of a vast indecision -- then she said: "You wouldn't mind, Tracy?"
"Not at all, Mrs Gibson. We have your address on file as 233 Maple Avenue; I assume that hasn't changed?"
"No, no it hasn't."
"Alright, I should see you some time after six, probably around six-thirty."
"Thank you, Tracy. I appreciate this, I really do."
"You're certainly welcome, Mrs Gibson, and I'll see you soon." Tomberlin put the phone in it's cradle and turned to a customer just walking up to her desk. She knew him, and his two daughters, had known him since high school, and she could tell something was wrong; even his girls looked out of sorts. "Can I help you, Tom?"
Tom Stoddard's eyes were watery, and he looked way beyond out of sorts -- he looked genuinely depressed, or worse. "I bought these shrimp last night," he said angrily, slapping a receipt down on the counter, "and they smell like ammonia -- mixed with a healthy dose of dog turds." Tomberlin couldn't help it -- she grinned, started to giggle, and this seemed to anger the Stoddard even more. "Look, Tracy, I don't happen to think this is all that funny..."
"I'm sorry, Tom, it's just that I've never heard that particular odor described, well, so perfectly..."
"Okay, but what are you going to do about it?"
"Well, what would you like me to do about it?"
"What?"
"Well, Tom, we can refund the purchase price, cash or store credit, or I'll get the department head over here and you can go with her and find some fresh shrimp. Your choice."
"That's it? No paperwork to fill out, no 'wait two weeks while we process your complaint?'"
"Simple as that, Tom -- no muss, no fuss."
"I'll be dipped," Stoddard said. "Well, guess I'd still like some shrimp..."
Tomberlin nodded her head, picked up the phone and called the seafood counter, told the manager what was going on. "Tom, if you and the girls could just wait over here," she said, pointing to a spot out of the main line, "someone from seafood will be right up, and I'm so sorry this happened..."
"Certainly not your fault, Tracy. Thanks for helping me sort this out."
"My pleasure."
She helped the next woman in line buy a few lottery tickets, waved "bye!" when the seafood manager led Tom and his girls away, then she noticed 'him' in the checkout line across from her desk.
But then again, almost everyone in the store noticed him. They always did.
He was Hollywood royalty -- or had been, anyway, once upon a time. He'd retired, written his memoirs and discovered he liked writing -- and had been writing ever since. Three novels -- all about movie studio treachery, torrid, behind the scenes love affairs, and an occasional murder thrown in for spice -- and now he was seemingly more famous than ever. He lived on a ranch outside of town these days, but all kinds of Hollywood types came up on weekends to visit him; just now he had finished checking out and looked her way, smiled and came over to her desk.
"Howya doin', Tracy?"
"Robert! Fine...so nice to see you!"
He smiled. "You still get off at seven?"
"Six tonight."
"Wondered if you'd like to go out to a movie?"
"You know, a customer left a bag of groceries and I was going to run them over when I get off."
"You still taking the bus home?"
"Yup."
He shook his head. "Nope. Not tonight. I'll be out front at six-o-five."
"You don't mind?"
"Tracy, the only thing I mind is you won't marry me."
"Robert?"
"Yes, Tracy?"
"If you asked, I missed it," she said, grinning. This was there long-established routine, and he feigned memory problems next, then muttered his way out the front door, out into the snow...
"You know," Wilma Brinson said, leaning on the counter, "one of these days you ought to say yes. Just to see what he does, ya know?"
"I'm way to old for him, Wilma."
"Really? Aren't you fifty something?"
She laughed. "I sure am, Wilma. Thanks for reminding me."
"How old d'you think he is?"
"I don't know," she lied.
"You two look so good together."
"Wilma, that man would look good with a dancing prairie dog turd."
The woman screeched, her laughter sounding almost like a low-flying jet airliner as she walked back to her cash register, and Tomberlin just sighed and turned away. She helped a few more customers then closed her register and cleaned up her cubby, then got Gibson's groceries together and clocked-out before heading out the door.
She wondered if the bus would be running on time, but no, there he was, in his cinnamon brown Range Rover, looking just like a freshly-minted Hollywood matinee idol. Sunglasses, sheepskin gloves, salt-n-pepper hair freshly groomed. And it would smell -- overpoweringly so -- of Bay Rum cologne when she opened the door, too.
He was out his door and and jogged round to get her's, and she squinted, rubbed her eyes when the cologne washed out of the Rover's interior -- the flood almost knocking her over.
He took her hand and helped her up, then closed the door behind her and walked around. "So. Where to?"
"Maple Avenue, down by the old courthouse."
"Okay. Nice neighborhood."
"Eunice Gibson. Her husband represented the district in Washington for more than thirty years."
"Morris Gibson? I didn't know his wife was still here...I thought she moved back to Georgetown after the funeral."
"You knew him?"
"Not well, but I gave some money to his campaign when I bought the ranch. He helped me with some water rights issues."
"Well, let me warn you...she's still a real firecracker."
"Oh?"
"Says what's on her mind. Has a sharp mind, too, in case you were wondering."
He pulled onto Main and drove through slushy ruts in the wet snow, and she thought he seemed preoccupied. "How're you doing, Bob? I mean really. Not the bullshit version."
"Tracy! I don't think I've ever heard you use colorful language before! What's come over you?"
"Arthritis."
He laughed, almost whispered "I hear that" -- and with more than a little understanding. "What's the street number?"
"233"
"Ah, better turn here." He flipped on his turn signal and the Rover slipped in the slush a little -- then the traction control system dug in and he powered gently through the turn. "Think it's gonna get cold tonight," he said, his voice a little rattled from the skid. "I mean, think you could make it through a seven o'clock movie?"
"Doubtful, but I'm willing to try. What do you have in mind?"
"New Woody Allen flick at the Odeon."
"Oh, God."
"What? You don't like Woody?"
"I can take him -- in small doses.
Midnight in Paris
was good, though."
"Yeah," he said, "I thought so too. Just quirky enough to be interesting. Did you like
Back To The Future
?"
"I liked Michael J Fox."
"Yup. You're a chick."
"So glad you noticed."
"I noticed, Tracy. Long time ago, as a matter of fact."
"Here's Maple; make a left."
Turn signal on, he paused for traffic then turned.
"It's the big one, there, on the left," she said.
"Now that's a house," Robert said, turning into the drive. "They don't build 'em like that anymore. Mind of I go up with you?"
"No, not at all."
He parked and set the brake, then came around to her door. "Slippery as eel-snot out here," he didn't need to say, then "Be careful" as he took her hand and helped her out into the cold.
She stepped gingerly to the sidewalk, waited for him to close the car door, then they walked up together and stood on the porch, rang the bell and waited.
She was coming down the grand staircase a moment later, but two steps from the bottom she caught her shoe on the runner and started to fall.
"Oh, no..." they heard through the glass, and each watched helplessly as the woman -- arms outstretched -- fell to the hardwood floor.