CHAPTER 1
The little girl was crying, on the sidewalk outside Fitzherbert's Arcade. Acacia crouched in front of the child, ascertaining the tears welled from uncertainty rather than panic. Acacia, being the eldest in the family had helped raise the tailenders of her mother's six other children so knew how to read signs and how to react.
"Oh my your dress is really pretty."
The child looked a little apprehensive but then read Acacia with growing interest and said confidently, "It's my best dress."
"Well your mommy did well in buying that dress," and looking around Acacia asked, "Where's mommy?"
"Gone to heaven. Daddy says I'm not allowed to cry."
"Well, um, no if that's what daddy said. Acacia's mind was reeling and she didn't know what to say next but fortunately a guy in jeans and a grubby T-shirt said, "Evita, I told you to wait outside the DVD rental."
"Daddy it was just a little walk. This lady says my dress is pretty."
Acacia, although shy of men, said, "Yes it is pretty. You did well buying it?"
"Who the hell are you?"
"A woman who cares who saw your daughter crying so attempted to comfort her."
Acacia saw the signs of a guy about to blow his top, so she said, "I take it you are not an irresponsible father?"
The dark hair guy showing at least two day's stubble looked as if she'd stopped him with an elephant gun.
"Irresponsible? Me? You have no idea."
"Please keep calm, I only said were you? Don't be so defensive."
A bus pulled in alongside them with a squeal of brakes. "Your daughter could have kept wandering and been in front of that bus."
"Oh god."
"On the other hand she appears quite mature for her age. What is she, five."
"Five and about three months."
"About three months. Don't you know?"
"Go to hell. Come on Evita."
"Goodbye pretty lady."
Mr Grumpy glanced back at Acacia waving to Evita and muttered, "Yes she is beautiful," leaving behind a slightly improved impression that perhaps he might have just being exhibiting guilt of having displayed faulty childcare.
Acacia dawdled along the sidewalk in the direction they'd taken, window shopping like a person with time on her hands and turned into a fish shop where she selected salmon fillets for herself and her brother who was staying with her. She sighed thinking a week with Peter in the apartment was trying because his idea of conversation was answering questions and he was so untidy. But perhaps that was not uncommon for a nineteen-year old baby of the family. There was a 10-year age gap between them and he'd grown up being spoilt by three sisters and wow, hadn't self-survival at college been a shock to him. On that subject Peter had felt obliged to string together whole series of completed sentences to describe awakening in reality with a roommate who wanted everything his way.
Although it was 10:50 he greeted her with a hi and asked, "What's for breakfast?"
"And good morning to you Peter. Switch off TV and open the curtains and switch off the lights. God, every light in the apartment is on even my bedroom light. Why is that on?"
"I went looking for you. I was hungry."
Acacia sighed. "Have a shower and a shave in your preferred order and then come to the kitchen. It's lunchtime. I'll teach you how to make omelet."
"Aw, do I have to?"
"Not if you prefer to head back to college now, a day early.
Peter couldn't believe he'd cooked his own omelet and sitting watching Acacia eat hers became almost a conversationalist.
"Why aren't you married?"
"Perhaps I'm the ugly duckling of the family."
"No you're not. You are the most attractive female in our family and your personality is compelling."
"Compelling?"
"Irresistible. God you went to college. You must know what it means?"
"Pardon me darling it was such a shock finding you knew the meaning of the word and used it in a novel manner."
"Girls at college force you to talk like that to them otherwise there're off to find someone else."
"Then why haven't you charmed me all week during the little time we've had together including this morning when I awoke you to see if you wanted to accompany me shopping your reply was 'Oh crap off'?
"Sorry."
"Please answer the question Peter."
"Because it's a pain having to modify to relate to girls and tutors. It has been so cool being here with you and relaxing, being myself. Obviously you have a similar problem with men."
"What?"
"You don't relate to them like they expect. You are a bit of all right. I reckon all my pals would go around the block with you because you have all the assets and in good supply."
"May we talk about something else?"
"Sure and I'll repeat my unanswered question. Why hasn't a guy cut you out of the herd?"
Panic ripped through Acacia. This oaf posing as a would-be attorney rehearsing in cross-examination mode had her pinned to the wall. She had to be dismissive.
"Because men of my age are too busy carving out their careers. Now be a good boy and clear away. I'm off to tint my hair." But she may as well been talking to the door.
"Men are never too busy when it's sex in the offing."
"Offing β who taught you that word?"
"You are diverting sis. Guys don't notice you because you act primly, speak primly and cover up primly. God you dress even more conservatively than mom."