God she's beautiful. Her long brown hair, her beautiful face, those perky tits, and best of all that tight, firm ass. Every wet dream I've ever had combined into one doesn't come close to how sexy she is. Even better still, she has a smile that could light up a room and she is smarter than most people I know. She is, as Hamlet would say, the paragon of animals.
Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself. I'm Liam. Liam O'Kelly. She's Rosita "Rose" Neil. In case you couldn't tell I'm very much in love with Rose and the only part that sucks is that it takes me so god damn long to show her. Well, the definition of "god damn long" is relative I guess. Almost all of this story takes place in one day, and it all started at the beginning of my college career. What better way to start a story then at the beginning, eh?
August 18th, 2009. The day I first laid eyes on the woman of my dreams. I was moving into my dorm room at college and there she was, moving in just a couple doors down. I was struck by the fact that she was moving in alone. Being the utter idiot that I am I didn't take the chance to introduce myself right then and there, instead taking the safe route and waiting until my parents left (last thing I need is texts from my mother asking me if I'm going out with that pretty girl I talked to the first day). Sure enough, some other guy did what I lacked the balls to do and helped her move in, and sure enough that guy turned out to be my roommate, Josh Finney. Josh isn't a bad looking guy and he's a good guy to boot so I thought he was going to get with Rose before I could even introduce myself.
I'm just sitting there, watching him set up, when I take the initiative I lacked earlier and ask "So who's that broad that you were talking to a few doors down?" (In case you couldn't tell, I'm from New York.) Now while he did give me her name, he also seemed to think that I had no chance with her. Let's just say that things didn't really go well from there.
*5 minutes later* "Fuck you man! All I'm asking is a chance to introduce myself before you seal the deal is all!" Unfortunately for me he wanted her as much as I did, but for different reasons. He said "Why would I let you do that? I don't even know you that well and I would become legendary if I could fuck the hottest girl in the building on the first day." So, we went back and forth like that for what seemed like forever until he relented. I always seem to get my way with Josh, probably why I think he's an alright guy.
"Alright dude. Go ahead and introduce yourself. I'll still seal the deal before you're even a blip on her radar." So I walked out and made my way over to her room. Now let's clear a couple of details up before I tell what happened next, because trust me when I say shit gets serious FAST. I'm a 6'1", 200 pound nerd that, while not bad looking, is certainly no Denzel Washington. Josh is a 6'0" 150 pound pot head that looks essentially like a Zac Efron minus that bull shit Greek god body. Rose is about 5'3" and I already told you what she looks like. Like Aphrodite minus...well minus nothing.
While Rose is my main target in this story, I might as well mention the other female lead. Rose's roommate is named Sarah and she's around 5'6" with a fat ass. She's nowhere close to Rose on the total package type of thing, but damn does Sarah have cake. Anyways, on to my first meeting with the girl of my dreams. *Knocks* Unfortunately Rose's face wasn't the one to greet me. "Hello?"
"Hello. My name's Liam. I'm from a couple doors down." This is going good so far, but just watch where this conversation heads. "Oh hello. My name's Sarah. What can I do for you?" Silly me. Did I think I could just walk down and introduce myself without a reason? "Oh, um, well I just was introducing myself. Thought I'd try and get to know everyone now before we barely see one another during the school year." Smooth genius. How does this help you meet Rose?
"Oh well then you succeeded. See you around." Fuck fuck fuck. Think of something dumbass! Damn you Sarah and your genius questions. "Do you have a roommate?" Ok, not the most disguised of questions, but luckily Sarah is not the sharpest tool in the shed. "Yea I do. Do you have a roommate?" Wait for it.
"Hey why don't I introduce you to him and I'll come back and introduce myself to your roommate?" Probably the smartest thing I'd say all day. "Ok." Now I'm not going to bore you with too much random dialogue here so I'll just say that I walked Sarah over to meet Josh and she almost started fucking him right then and there. I mean, he didn't get his name out and she started practically rubbing herself up against him. Long and short of it, I got way the fuck away before they did it. I'll relay what Josh eventually told me about that fuck sesh latter, the more important thing is what happens next.
So I walk back to Rose's room expecting her to be there. I knock, then nothing. I knock again, nothing. Here's where I pull a bone head move, I try the knob. It's unlocked and I poke my head in the door and ask if anyone's there. The room's empty so I think about leaving, and start to, when the most peculiar thing catches my eye. A whip. No joke, there was a whip under the bed in front of me. So I walked in and picked it up. Sure enough, it was some BDSM whip thing and, surprise surprise, there was a whole box behind it. We're talking monster sized dildos, anal beads, milk pumps, a nipple battery, and a fucking blender contraption that I would eventually figure out was used to attach a dildo too and use it as a makeshift human.
I was both horny at the thought of someone using these (I'm a human being. Sue me.) and shocked at all these items (Still a human being. I'm allowed to not like BDSM and still get horny at the thought of it.) Worst part, I'm kind of not into that shit and thought this ruined my chances with Rose. I sat there for probably 4-5 minutes not knowing what to do when I decided to put everything away before anyone came back, then what happened next hijacked my day. As I'm putting all this away I hear the door knob turn and I hide behind the bed I was snooping under. Then Rose walks right in wearing nothing but a robe.
How do I know she was wearing nothing but? Not half a second later she drops the robe and hops on the bed across from the one I was now hiding behind. Here was the order of what few, few, thoughts crossed my mind. First, thank god this wasn't her bed. Sarah must be the kinky one. Second, holy fuck she's beautiful. Third, I would fuck her from her until the next century before I even thought of being tired of that body. Notice anything rather important missing? I didn't fucking think about how I was getting out of this situation. As I'm peeping at the girl of my dreams from behind the bed of the girl of Josh's current reality she notices something on the ground. Want to guess what it was? "Holy shit is that a whip?" FUCK! How did I forget to put that away!!
So she walks over and picks the whip up and she then does the exact same thing that I did. She looked under the bed and sees the box. I don't know how she didn't see my shoe, but at the moment I was just happy she didn't. She then does the exact same thing I did and goes through it. The coincidences don't end there as, sure enough, she starts putting the box away when Sarah walks in looking both relieved and disheveled. (Use your brain and remember what I said earlier.)