I remember it was an late Thursday afternoon when I was pulling in my driveway: "I was actually able get out of the office on time for once." I thought to myself, because every other day I manage to get tie up at work and I generally don't make it home until well after dark.
Since most, if not all of my bills are paid on line, I normally only check my mailbox for the Engineering Journal, my Men's Health Magazine and other junk mail and such. However this time in among the Pizza and Burger coupon adds was a sheet from a yellow legal pad with a hand written note from my next door neighbor that read:
Peter,
Dina and I had to leave town to attend a family medical emergency. Please keep an eye on our house, it was sudden. My son will be coming by to check on our mail and pick up the news paper while we're away.
I hope you don't mind, under these circumstances we told him that he could rely on you if he needed anything."
Thank You,
Doc
"Hope everything is alright." I thought, but I was glad he didn't ask me to take care of 'Jasper' while they were gone: "You and that dog never got along." I remembered thinking, but I hoped everything would work out for the two of them, whatever it was.
Doctor Sparveri, besides being my friend and Personal Care Physician, has been my next door neighbor for many years. In fact, he was the one who told me when the house I winter in was about to come on the market allowing me to trump any other offer. His wife Dina is a pretty thing, but she seems always a bit too quiet and reserved around me. I always felt that somehow she must think I'm a bad influence on the Doc, if you can imagine that.
I threw the mail in the passenger seat, hit the overhead console button to open my iron gate and after pulling around back, I watched in the mirror as it closed behind me.
Within seconds I was on my patio, then in my outdoor kitchen and I couldn't wait to get a cold glass out of the little fridge to pull myself an IPA and start my grill before going in to shed my dress clothes.
After quick shower and a shave, I was in baggy trunks and my favorite Marina Jack T-shirt, trimming out an aged bone-in rib eye and while letting it come up to room temp for grilling, I sipped my beer, par-nuked a baking potato and I went out to sit pool side thinking: "No work tomorrow, I'm taking an extended weekend for once and I just got a jump start on it in record time."
The next morning I was up by four thirty sharp. After pounding the weights in my lanai workout room and frothing myself a double shot espresso cappuccino, I plopped down still wet and sweaty poolside and looked at my watch: "An hour till sunrise, Peter you've wasted no time today old man!" I applauded myself and decided to just sit for a while, look out past my pool over the dark bay to watch the sunrise.
"There is nothing like The Bay Area in Southern Florida." I thought: "Mid December and seventy two, with just the hint of a warm ocean breeze."
At the exact time the high pressure steam frothing of my second Cappuccino had ended, I heard her sweet voice: "Mr. Swiftt, is that you sir?" Surprised that anyone else in my neighborhood could actually be up at that early morning hour, I sat my mug down on the granite and answered back:
"Excuse me?"
"Jasper needs to go out and I'm not sure how to turn on the invisible fence thing that runs across the back. It would be my luck for him to jump in the bay and get eaten by something."
"Then by all means, let him out!" I wanted to say, but: "Give me a minute." Was my spoken answer as I headed in the dim predawn light toward my side gate.
Now the properties in Oyster Bay have nice sized lots, none under one point five acres. Each of the eight homes are protected by an iron gated seven foot whitewashed block privacy wall all around. Those that back up to the bay, like mine and the Doc's, run down to water's edge and remain open across the back offering the owners what Realtor's would call 'a vista view of the water.'
When she opened the Doc's gate, I walked in on past a young lady while saying: "Let me see here, if I remember correctly it's on the side of his pool house." And when I saw the glow from the tiny green light on the panel, I said: "It's on, Jasper is good to go ... If you know what I mean."
Before I could ask: "Hi, I'm Doc Sparveri and Aunt Dina's niece." I heard her say.
When I turned around and came face to face with her, I couldn't help but stare: "My God!" I thought: "Damn!"
There She stood in that soft morning glow. Beautiful face, jet black hair with a killer body filling out the tightest leotard, workout onesie looking thing that I had ever seen. It was stretched so super tight with high cut leg openings that actually exposed her hip bones as they swept well above her waist and it accentuated every vein, crease and ripple. From the cool morning air, her raised areolas and firm nipples proudly presented themselves through that thin shiny fabric and below them I could actually see the little dent from her belly button. Everything south of that telegraphed through it, down to the slightest detail making it hard to look away ... But somehow I managed to look back into her eyes.
Trying to cover for the rudeness of me staring at her that way: "I'm sorry." I heard myself say: "I am not normally forward like this ... But you are gorgeous! What contest did Doc Sparveri win to get you for a niece?" And right after I said it, even in that low light, I watched her blush and I couldn't take it back or my eyes off of her for that matter.
I love Doctor 'S' but I'm actually Dina's niece and she always said that I get my looks from her." She replied: "My Mom is her older sister. I'm Sorry that I'm dressed this way, but Jasper was chomping at the bit to go out this morning and I should have thrown on a robe. I was just about to grab a work out when he started in and ..."
"Don't mention it!" I said: "I have always loved old Jasper." I lied. "Gymnast?" I inquired.
"In high school through college." She answered: "This being a huge circus town, I hoped to get with Ringling as a trapeze artist, acrobat or something similar before I got too old ... Who would have ever thought that Circus would close down?" She rhetorically asked.
"Look, I'd better let you go." I said, plotting my retreat after embarrassing myself by being so forward and reactionary ... Then: "Listen ... Their pool isn't heated, if you would like to come over later for a swim or a hot tub after your workout, or ...
"I would Love to Mr. Swiftt, but I am busy this morning." She instantly shot back
"Denied! Peter! You Idiot!" I thought to myself: "Just walk away!"And I told her: "Well, if you need anything else, I'm right next door and it's Peter ... Please call me Peter!" And as she giggled at that I returned home to finish my coffee.
While driving to town, I decided on Millie's for breakfast over Yoder's. Both are great and I highly recommend either of them, but I hadn't been to Millie's for a good while and I was in the mood for her crepe's with the warm orange lacquer sauce that she serves on the side and I felt that I needed that place to just kick back and enjoy my morning off in.
Prior to heading home, I drove down to First Street to stop at Whole Foods to pick up some pink Himalayan Sea Salt that I use for dry curing my Kobe: "Whole fennel seed. Don't forget to pick up some whole Fennel seed." I thought, remembering that I had used the last of mine when I made my late mother's red sauce.
After looking over all the herbs and spices they keep on display, I picked up the salt, the fennel seed and a head of garlic and as I walked to the register for check out, I couldn't help but look on and admire the fit slender form of the young lady in the line directly in front of me.
As she turned to her left to place the little hand basket on the checkout belt my eyes darted to her hand.
"No wedding band or engagement ring!" I thought: "But Peter you pervert, she has to be WAY too young for you. Eye on the ball old man. Enjoy your time off and don't complicate things!"
Now here I just have to stop writing and say, whoever it was that came up with the idea of super skin tight yoga pants should have been sent to the head of their class. I mean, what a pleasure to look at and they had to have been what paved the way for the 'thong,' the bare midriff look' and a myriad of other sexy fashion statements! O K, back to the story.
As I was admiring the way the slender slope at the small of her back swept down to turn into one beautiful side view of an ass, I couldn't help but notice how it cut back up and into the top of her firm and well toned thighs. Then to my surprise, her head turned, she looked directly over at me, smiled and said: "Hey Peter!"
It was my next door Gymnast!
Dumbfounded and embarrassed from not immediately recognizing her, compounded with the fact that she caught me openly ogling the beautiful shape of her firm backside, I looked down: "Easy Peter!" I told myself: "No admission is require here. Don't make it look like you just got caught!" And I instantly looked up in her dark eyes and that beautiful smile, trying to think of something clever to say. But all that I managed to blurt out was: "Howyadoen?"
"If I had known you were coming here, I would have picked those items up for you." She said, more in a way to break my awkward silence and ease my embarrassment than an actual offer.
"You vegan?" I heard myself ask.
"Good Heavens no." She answered giggling: "I could smell your steaks grilling last night while sharing my PBJ with jasper. You made me hungry for real food, it's probably the reason I'm here buying groceries now." She responded in a hinting sort of way.
And before I could stop myself, I bit on that: "I know you had mentioned that you are tied up today, but I have a whole prime rib and a couple of New York Strips hanging in my dry aging chamber." Came out of my mouth, and my regular checkout lady looked up past her, rolled her eyes and grinned.