The marriage had been nothing but shaky from the beginning. I do understand that nobody wants to read about a marriage failure, but this tale is as much a success story as one of a marriage on the rocks. I had watched her flirt all afternoon and as she danced with guy after guy I wondered as the evening progressed just how far my unhappy wife would take things.
She had never, as far as I knew, been with anyone else, but if her actions were any indication, things that night were about to change. I sat back and watched as she danced with one fellow after another. Each one she seemed to snuggle closer to, and each one boldly put his hands on her very lovely ass as they danced. She wasn't protesting, and as the evening went on things got more intense and undisguised.
Secretly, because of our shaky marriage, I was hoping one would get his way with her, since she had made it clear she was out to find a new lover that night, and under no uncertain terms would she be deterred.
By ten each of her dance partners was coming close to fucking my wife on the dance floor. As the empty glasses were collecting at our table, and the size of the group of men waiting to dance with her increased, the dancing got more daring and more erotic and closer to the bedroom. I was very sure that by midnight one of those lucky dance partners would be deep-fucking my not so happy "little lady." At least I hoped so. You see, we had been moving toward destruction for about a year. I think we both had decided that day, or rather she had decided, and I had acquiesced, that she would do her best to attract a fellow that night at the dance who would fuck her like she deserved to be fucked and give her the satisfaction she felt she had coming.
We had been bickering and talking about it for months, arguing actually, about how bad I was at fucking and sucking and being a husband. Her "coming out party" we called it, said she would be coming out of the desperate housewives closet and finding herself a replacement. She had been hot to trot unmistakably with another woman's husband, or boyfriend, or brother, she wasn't choosy. She just wanted a new one to take the place of the one she had, me.
She made it plain she wanted to find someone who knew how to please a pussy, which she made clear I did not. As she dance her way through the men at the club that night, Randy, a friend of mine came over and sat at my table. "Your wife seems to be having fun tonight," he said. "One of these fellows might be fucking your bride before the night is over," he told me with a grin, obviously trying to get a rise out of me.
"I hope so. I can't make her happy anymore," I said, "why shouldn't one of them have a chance to do a little horizontal two step with an unhappy housewife," I said lifting my glass in a toast. "I wish her well," I said.
"You don't mind one of them fucking your little lady?" he asked.
"I honestly hope one of them does," I said. "I was thinking about holding a raffle. A drawing to determine who wins her. Let some guy win her away from me." He looked at me and shook his head. "Really," I said. "Some lucky guy could capture her cherry, don't you think, get himself a woman tonight?" He walked away and looked over his shoulder and shook his head. "You want to buy a ticket?" I yelled after him.
She had told me I was not "the best fuck in the neighborhood." She had been groaning about 'bad sex' for months, and complaining about nearly everything I did. No, it wasn't nearly, it was everything. I finally asked what she wanted to do. "Find someone who knows how to please a woman," she said angrily. You may think this is unkind, but I have always told her I wanted her to be honest with me, and they always say, 'careful what you wish for.'
"Okay," she said, "you're a rotten fuck, you're a bad husband, and you have a tiny dick and you kiss like a fish. There I have said it. So what now?" I said she needed to find someone who could rise to her standards. "Okay, I will," she said, determined to find what she needed.
I realized that at about eleven it looked like she had found him. At that time she had been dancing with only one guy, Charles, for the last forty minutes or so. It wasn't the other guys stopped being interested, but Charley would simply not let go of her.
It was about that time in the evening that Claire came over at my table. She worked at the same school my wife did, although they were not what one would call friends. She looked at me like I was a Holocaust survivor and shook her head. "Patty is certainly having a good time tonight," she said.