It was Friday night and the end of the working week for me, a week that I was glad to see the end of. I know, before you complain that this was not grammatically correct and it should have been 'a week of which I was glad to see the end', in my defence I sucked at English at school so I write it as I speak it.
I called into the pub on my way home from the salt mines. I needed a beer or several to wash away the taste of the meeting with my Supervisor. What the bastard knew about the building industry wouldn't trouble the scorer, and there he was trying to tell me that I would not be getting paid any more for fixing up someone else's fuck-up. It was his problem that he didn't check the set-out before work commenced, it was his fault that the dimensions were not checked before the concrete slab was poured. He wasn't there when I realised that the slab was too small, I was, and so too was the owner, and with him was an architect friend with a laser measure cross-checking the measurements to the plan. And here was Richard Cranium telling me that I had to make the necessary adjustments and that I was bound to my contract, and would only be paid the contracted price for erecting the frame. To put it mildly, I was pissed. To put it less mildly, I was that livid he was lucky that there was nothing to hand or he would be suffering from blunt force trauma.
I told him that none of the roof trusses would fit because they were made to the right dimensions, and do you know what? I was told that this was my problem, and if I didn't take care of it I would not get any further contracts. This industry runs on very tight margins, and any variations would result in me losing money on the deal.
With the current state of the industry, work was too hard to find to turn any job down. We, the subbies (sub-contractors) were reliant on volume of work to remain viable. Time outs cost us money but these companies have us by the short and curlies and couldn't give a fuck. If we made waves we lost the contract, simple as that, we knew, because they told us, that they would soon find a replacement.
The first beer didn't make a dent on my feelings and I was starting on my second when she came in and sat on the stool next to mine. I copped a sneaky peek at her and decided that she wasn't bad looking.
The barman quickly dispensed with an order down the bar a bit and slid along to her. "What'll it be?"
"A savvy B thanks." (Sauvignon Blanc).
"Coming right up." He turned to the fridge and took out a bottle and poured her a drink that was about a centimetre above the standard drink mark and slid it over to her. Money changed hands and she took a sip. The barman hung around. "I haven't seen you in here before, are you new in town?"
"No." She took another sip and looked at me. From this exchange, such that it was, I assumed that she wasn't keen on talking, at least not to him. "Hi." She was looking at me so I assumed that she was talking to me.
"Hi yourself." I took a swig of beer to hide my uncertainty about whether she really wanted to talk with me.
I was saved the bother when this guy walked in and grabbed her by the shoulder, spinning her around on her stool. "Listen Bitch, how dare you stand me up! You were supposed to meet me an hour ago! I waited for a fucking hour for you to turn up and then I saw you walking past. I followed you here and find you chatting up this guy." He was gathering himself for a further verbal onslaught when she interrupted.
"Do I know you?" I was surprised at just how calm she was.
"Do you know me? Do you fucking know me? We've only been married for six years, of course you fucking know me!"
"That's funny, I don't seem to remember ever being married, let alone for six years, and certainly not to you." She turned to me and was about to speak to me when he grabbed her again.
It was time for me to move. I stood and inserted myself between them, it was a squeeze and she moved off her stool to give me room. "Do you mind? I am trying my best to have a quiet beer and you are making far too much noise. I believe that the lady does not wish to speak to you, so I would appreciate it if you were to leave her alone and allow me to enjoy my beer in peace." It took a lot of willpower for me not to take out my frustration and belt him one, just to emphasise my point.
"Who the fuck do you think you are, this has nothing to do with you, it's between me and my wife."
"But didn't I just hear her say that she isn't married to you?"
"That's bullshit and she knows it."
"I find that hard to believe. Are you telling me that a woman with her class and sophistication would be married to a loud-mouthed idiot like you? Now would you be so kind as to leave her alone, and me while you're at it."
He was prevented from replying by the arrival of a couple of uniformed cops. He was escorted from the bar.
It's amazing, while he was talking to her he was loud and abusive, but as soon as the cops arrived, he left without a whimper.
"That was exciting." I said as I sat back on my stool.
"Thank you for that. Let me buy you a beer."
I hadn't finished the one that I was on, but it would have been uncivil of me to decline her offer, and it would give me the opportunity to talk to her, it sure beats going home to a cat that talks to me when she feels like it. "Sure, I'd like that, then I may just have to return the favour." I nodded at her half-full glass.
"Don't let me stop you."
We finished the drinks we were on and refills arrived. I gallantly paid for both. "I'm Brody by the way, Brody Jennings." I held out a hand for her to shake. She ignored the hand, choosing instead to kiss me, on the lips.
"Celia Forrester. Thank you again for saving me, I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't been here."
"I'm sure the barman would have intervened." We looked to where he was, at the far end of the bar, studiously ignoring us. I whistled to get his attention and signalled him to refill our glasses, which he did before scurrying back to the end of the bar. "I need to know, do you actually not know that guy, or did I just get involved in a domestic dispute?"
"I sort of know him. He approached my boss, my father to defend him. He was charged with stalking a celebrity. He had this fixation that they were lovers and kept pestering her, telling her that he loved her and that he knew that she loved him. My father was gathering information that he could use when this clown began to pester me in the same way. I think that he's a little upset that my father dropped him as a client. He has stepped up his efforts and we were just bout to file a complaint against him. He has a problem and needs a psychiatric assessment. I have to make a phone call."