CHAPTER 1
It was clickbait. You know, you look at something once, then the ads appear. I knew that, but I clicked on it and was intrigued.
"The Perfect Penis Prison!" it said. "Guaranteed escape proof. Not just a cock cage, complete and utter control of his cock! Only his mistress can release him. No man, not even Houdini, could get out of this handsome stainless-steel cage! Full refund if not absolutely immobilized! Comfortable, hygienic and discreet. Integral locking - no keys, no padlocks. Just total control by the woman in his life!"
I don't know why I was interested. I didn't need a cage to stop me fucking. The lack of a girlfriend did that. But there was something so exciting about the idea. I clicked 'buy now'.
Well, I paid my money, but realised I might lose it. It was probably a scam.
But it wasn't. I got a notification and a knock on the door as promised. As I signed the delivery woman's phone, I wondered if she knew what she was delivering. I hoped she didn't, but it was exciting to think if she did.
It was there in the box ready assembled on a foam plastic cock and balls. I got really hard just looking at it. And I got even harder reading the instructions. It seemed pretty easy to put on. You could take it down to fit the size of the penis. There was a warning not take it too far as the size reduction was one-way, and it would need to be unlocked, removed and reassembled. A simple twist would lock it. There was advice on hygiene and progressive periods of getting used to it until the man could go for 24 hours or longer.
There was a separate stiff plastic pouch labelled "unlocking instructions" which would need to be cut open, obviously to be given to the mistress. I would just have to be my own mistress for now!
I actually delayed the experience for a couple of days, managing not to wank, and wondering how it would feel when I couldn't. Which was weird but good.
When I finally couldn't resist any longer, it was Sunday. I had a shower and a wank before cooling my cock and applying some oil. The cage was quite easy to fit and I shortened it to just meet the knob before giving the locking twist. I then got on with my day and waited for the feeling. I suppose it was about an hour when I felt constrained. Noticeable, but not uncomfortable.
I'd had a cup of tea, so when my bladder told me I went and sat down on the toilet to piss. It was more difficult to clean up, but great! Just imagine my mistress was making me dress and live as a woman. I hadn't thought about it before, but it seemed a pretty good idea as my cock started to strain. But it couldn't do anything about it! Not that I want to be a woman, but that kind of sex play.
It was so sexy to be like this! I decided to hold on as long as I could.
It got a bit painful at times, but there was a good feeling in holding on. I guess that's what the BDSM people get - painful pleasure, but pleasure all the same. I'd never realised. Not that I was looking for someone to whip me and tie me up, but I wouldn't mind having a girlfriend who would lock me up and make me watch her with a vibrator, or perhaps get me to give her orgasms orally (which I'd never done, but would like to).
These thoughts were so exciting my cock was straining really hard. I kept telling myself 'just one more hour' and was pleased when it got to bedtime. As I cleaned my teeth, I really wanted to open the packet and get the thing off. But I knew that men sometimes wore them for a week at a time. Night time would be difficult, but I was going to try it.
It was an uncomfortable night. I got up three times to have a piss, and when the alarm went, felt as if I hadn't slept at all. But I must have, because I'd had weird erotic dreams, though I couldn't remember the detail. I was going to be yawning at work.
CHAPTER 2
I had my breakfast, took my morning dump, cleaned my teeth, shaved and showered, then opened the packet. It was quite strong plastic - nothing you could tear open - so I had to use the big scissors. I shook it and a card floated out. I could have sworn there were multiple lines of text, but when I picked it up, it just said 'Your mistress will unlock you'.
What the fuck?!
I went back to the instruction leaflet which had a helpline telephone number, but when I called it, I got number unobtainable. The delivery message had been one of those 'do not reply' ones.
I opened my laptop and tried the website, but got one of those 404 messages, and didn't have time to do more.
I got dressed, and looked in the mirror. I reckoned it didn't show if you weren't looking for it. I couldn't decide, but because of the time, hurried off to work. I told them I hadn't had much sleep last night.
If I concentrated on work enough, I forgot about it. It was actually that comfortable. But any chance to think about it reminded me. And break times made me think of a woman controlling me, one I was going home to, for all that sex play while denying me. How good that would be! Painful, like now, but good. Someone who would tease me, but eventually unlock me. I would have had a stiff cock most of the day if it had been allowed. In fact I would probably have had to wank off, my thoughts were so sexy.
That evening I went on the internet and couldn't find the web page, nor any mention of the company and product, just similar names for irrelevant products and Wikipedia topics. Plus femdom sites and ads for cock cages.
It was another sexy but difficult night, so in the morning I rang in sick.
I went to the hospital accident and emergency department, where the receptionist asked me if I had any chest or arm pains, shortness of breath or bleeding, and my name and address before asking me what the problem was.
"Could I speak to a male doctor?" I asked.
"Possibly, but you have to tell me first."
"Well it's a bit embarrassing."
"Possibly, but we're used to it."
She waited.
"Well if you won't I'm going to have to ask. Is it a problem with passing water? Are you unable to pee?"
"No," I said.
"Have you had an injury, some kind of blow or fall, and there's swelling."
"Er, no injury. No swelling."
Quite the opposite, I thought but did not say.
She paused and leaned forward to speak quietly.
"Do you have something up your bottom? It's not that unusual."
"No, nothing like that," I said, blushing.
"Do you have something tied round your penis?" she whispered.