This story is a mix between romance and magic. Can a Bunnies save a man's tortured soul? Constructive comments are very welcome. EVERYONE in the story is at least eighteen years of age and willing participants.
Thanks to Headitor for editing support and creative assistance. Without them the story would never have made it - any remaining errors we missed - we don't need to be told.
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I was headed home from my cousin's house; they had thrown their yearly Easter cookout. Food and drink had been heavily indulged in for most everyone - but me. I'd drunk a few of course, but never having been one to drink much, I was still on the right side of sober; most of the others had drunk enough to make up for my lack. I'd downed well over a gallon of water - I'd retired a year ago, but still drank gallons of water like I was in the desert somewhere.
Our family had got together today over at Patricia's and Eddie's to cook, let the kids hunt Easter eggs and such, Patricia preferred everyone to call her P.P. I'd missed so many of these over the years. P.P. and Eddie had a few folks I did not know there also, fact is I did not know a lot of people, having been gone twenty years.
P.P. was my older cousin on my mom's side, but we'd almost become brother and sister along the way when we were young. A lot of folks got confused because she'd call me Bubba all the time, making them think we were actually brother and sister.
The majority of folks had left when it got dark, but a few of us stayed and hung around enjoying being outside till late. Outside is where I spent a lot of time anyways; believe it or not, having a roof over your head is something odd at times when you've spent a lot of your life without one.
I'd decided to leave just before eleven. Not like I had to be up and at work tomorrow; my pension covered what little we needed, and I'd been smart enough to avoid marriage and kids while in the service. I'd got out at thirty-eight with my twenty and a few months in, so my retirement was that, mine.
Thorns and I were taking our time heading home, driving down some back-country roads about fifteen miles from the house. It was April in Texas, which meant you might get snow, heat, rain or like tonight just warm enough that when you hit low lying areas in the road you got that quick chill.
My granny would say it was 'haints crossing'" when you'd get the chill. To her it meant you drove through a misplaced spirit, sending their deathly cold through you.
I had the windows down enjoying the night air, Thorns with her head out her window. Thorns is my Belgian Malinois. I'd had one named Gunner a few tours in overseas and fell in love with the breed. I'd found a reputable breeder just before my Final Out, took a few days leave and picked her out when she was three weeks old.
By the time I got back home and found a house to rent it was time to pick Thorns up from the breeder at three months old. I'd done right by her and made sure she, and I went to training daily as soon as she was ready. She was as good as Gunner maybe even better. Her one flaw, she was jealous.
My mom had even said Thorns was more jealous than any girl I'd ever dated. She wouldn't harm anything or anyone without command, but let another animal near me and she'd whimper, whine, pout and carry on like you never heard.
Her actions alone were about to make tonight an odd one, even without what I was about to step into. It would leave anyone to question their own sanity, and trust me, twenty years much of in one third world hot spot or another, I needed what sanity I still had.
We'd hit the bottom area where Bogey Stanley lived when I was a kid, when my bladder got the best of me. Old Farm to Market road this late there was no traffic, so I pulled the truck over to drain the vein. I'd made it to the passenger side when Thorns went to raising sand. She was barking her head off, but it wasn't an aggressive bark, more of a pleading bark. Maybe she needed to pee with daddy, so I opened the door and she shot out like she'd been dropped out the door of a helo. Problem is I had Johnson out and had started pissing.
I could hear her moving through the woods barking, but it still wasn't aggressive, so I figured I'd let her stretch her legs while I peed. Finished up, I went to calling her to come back. Her bark had turned into a whine. I'd never heard her whine quite like this, but for some reason my brain knew it was an urgent begging.
I grabbed my light from the glove box and started toward where I heard her. She'd made it about one hundred meters in. My light hit the reflective strips on her vest up ahead. She was laying down just whining. Thorns never looked at me or the light as I came toward her through the briars and branches.
There were damn
Aralia spinosa,
devil's walking cane as my granny had called it, and it was everywhere. Whatever Thorns had found had protected itself with briars and trees that tore at my clothes and flesh.
Thorns may not have sounded aggressive or been postured that way, but I'd still unholstered my Glock 15 about fifty feet from her. Something had her like I'd never seen, and as I got close my light hit what had her attention. I had no idea what it was. All I could see was a strawberry-pink colored ball of fur rolling around. What the hell kind of animal had pink fur?
"Thorns Komm her, Komm her!!"
She would not move, so I had to go to her. I was down on my hands and knees getting under the brush to get there.
"What the fuck?!?"
It was a rabbit. A pink rabbit. The poor thing had been snared at some point and had managed to pull the snare free, but the wire was caught in the briars.
"Easy girl. Easy", I told the rabbit.
Why it was a girl in my mind I had no idea, maybe because it was the pink, maybe... Fuck who knows, it's damn near midnight, I'm cut and scratched to pieces, and on my knees in the woods, with a loaded pistol in one hand and an attack dog who's acting like a worried mother. It's a girl, alright.
Soon as I touched her, she went still and let me work the wire off her leg. I set the animal down to try and crawl out so we could go home. Thorns wasn't having it. She just whimpered and nudged my hand then the rabbit. My hand then the rabbit. The rabbit just sat there, why had it not run?
I sighed, "OK girl she comes with us."
Picking the rabbit up again, I got the bark I wanted, the happy 'let's go home' bark.
"OK girl take us home," I said undoing her lead attached to her vest straps and clicking the light off.
I held the lead with the hand I used to walk on with my knees, the other clutching the still rabbit to my chest, Thorns guiding us out. I was covered in sweat and ripped to shreds by the time Thorns led us back to the truck.
Only then did I realize it had been a good thing nobody came along, the passenger door was open, and the keys were in the ignition, my truck ripe for stealing. Thorns loaded up; I closed the door behind her. 'What the hell am I gonna do with this rabbit I wondered. If I set it down Thorns is gonna raise sand again.' I looked the rabbit eye to eye in the dark.
"OK girl you're coming with us. What's your name huh?" No answer. Was worth a try, I mean it's a fucking pink rabbit, come on, you know.
"How about Bunny," I asked. Her ears just twitched.
I know, creative. Again... it's a pink fucking rabbit, midnight in the woods of East Texas, I was stone cold sober, and I don't do drugs, cut to shreds by trees and briars, so gimmie a break.
Bunny rode snuggled into the side of my leg the rest of the trip. I'm not sure what amazed me more, the pink rabbit in my seat or my usually jealous dog licking it and not bitching about another animal near me.
Getting out in the garage, I realized both myself and Bunny had blood on us. A quick gentle cleaning of the pink fur proved all the blood to be mine. I'd been punctured a few dozen times, still had a few thorns in me thanks to the Devil's Walking Stick and a bunch of scratches from the briars. I cleaned Bunny up, sat her on a towel on the floor, then stripped and showered. Some peroxide and a few Band-Aids here and there for me and we were clean.
Thorns just sat watching the whole time, looking at me like 'dude it's a pink fucking rabbit, what'd you expect'. I ended up laughing which made Thorns tilt her head like I was crazy, which made me laugh harder.
I was with the girls in the kitchen when P.P. texted.
"Hey Bubba, you make it home OK?"
"I think so," I text back.
"What the hell does that mean LOL".
"Tell you tomorrow" I text. "Nobody there spiked the drinks, did they?"
"Naw, you OK?"
"Yeah P, I'll call you tomorrow if you're gonna be home".
"Hell, I'm here every day," she sent back.
I sat Bunny on the floor and opened the fridge. 'Do rabbits really like carrots,' I wondered. I felt Thorns nudging my leg. I looked down, she pushed Bunny towards me with her nose. I sighed and picked up Bunny. Thorns sat watching me.