This story is set in New Zealand with Kiwi spelling.
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CHAPTER 1
The screaming of Carolyn Orr brought her parents running to the bathroom. Hugely in tears she accused her younger brother Buck of pushing a finger up her ass.
"Oh Buck, how could you!" yelled his mother. "What were you two doing in the shower together?"
Buck, always quick, said, "Saving hot water."
"He was soaping me all over and then did that to me," Carolyn sobbed.
His mother, hugging Carolyn, snarled at him, "Out, out."
"No, fuck it. You take the weeping Miss Righteous out of here."
That was the opening his dad Roger was waiting for. "How dare you speak to your mother like that; how dare you sexually assault your sister," he said, slapping the left side of his son's face and as the other hand launched to slap the other cheek Buck sank a fist into his father's beer belly.
A wide-eyed look of surprise gripped Roger as he flew two feet back against the blue and white tiled wall and sank down on to his arse and vomited mostly beer.
"Your father, you've killed your father," Beryl Orr screamed.
"Dad, oh dad I love you," Carolyn yelled and pushed her mom aside to reach her father first.
"This is a fucking circus, I'm going to my room," declared Buck. He was ignored.
Buck had a nap and at 7:00 joined the family for dinner.
Danny his kid brother took a huge risk by whispering how far did Buck get his finger up Carolyn. Carolyn glared at Danny and if looks could kill he was a dead 15-year-old.
Beryl went to the head of the table, and with her hands resting on the shoulders of her white-faced husband said, "Buckley, your father and I have bad news for you. We want you to have dinner and then go to your room and pack and leave this house after breakfast in the morning and you are not to return, ever."
"Why? Why over-react because my old man can't take a punch?"
"Carolyn has confessed to us what you two have been doing over the past seven months and we find that totally revolting and unacceptable."
Buck looked surprised. "Carolyn, you and I made a pact we would never tell a soul?"
Carolyn looked at the tablecloth, ignoring him.
Danny asked, "Were you two fucking?"
"Go to your room Danny."
"No mom, I have a right to ask that question."
"You have no rights unless I say so," Beryl said, walking to the bench and picking up the wooden jam spoon.
Danny sat defiantly.
"You attempt to hit Danny with that mom and I'll take it off you and whack you with it."
Shocked Beryl said, "Roger, do something."
Roger muttered, "Sit down your stupid bitch and stop being provocative."
When Buck sat down everyone relaxed but ate in silence.
Buck then packed two bags and went out to the family room where everyone was watching TV.
"Drive me to the bus station dad, I'm leaving now."
"No."
"Mom?"
"Go to hell."
"I will," said Carolyn. "Buck I was emotionally upset and just blurted it out."
Buck patted her on the butt and said, "I understand, you are a woman." He said to his mother and father, "You two go easy on Danny -- light discipline is okay but if I hear you have beaten him up I'll be back and break both of your arms."
"Danny's a little asshole, just like his big brother," Beryl said.
"Blame yourself mom. Danny and I inherited your aggression."
"Can I come to the station with you Buck?"
"Sure thing Danny. Is that okay mom?"
"Yes and now fuck off."
At the station Buck sent Danny off to buy him a girlie magazine.
"I'm sorry Buck, I'm responsible for all this."
"You are indeed Carolyn so learn from it... learn there are times when you just have to keep your mouth shut. The truth is I should have left home when I was twenty, but I was too comfortable and have wasted those five years in many ways. Look, I sent Danny to get that magazine for a purpose: I want you to teach him about sex, like you have done for me."
"But he's only fifteen?"
"You'll know when the time is right. Just as you did with me you'll catch him in your panties and bra. It's the moment requiring enlightenment."
"I'll think about it."
"Good girl. Now no matter what mom and dad say, I want you to invite me to your wedding."
"There is no wedding in sight."
"It will come Carolyn. You are a swell chick. Try to lighten up a bit and you'll be surprised the different that will make and remember guys who only want sex won't marry you. Look for guys who share your interests and have other things on their mind beside sex."
"You sound like my older brother and yet you are younger than me,"
"I look at the big picture, always the big picture sweetheart, that's why I'm leaving tonight rather than go in the morning. I have committed to doing it and what's the use of dragging it out?"
"Any more advice?"
"Yeah, three things: Ignore dad, try to get mom to become your friend and aim to be married by the time you turn thirty."
"Why?"
"You set yourself a target with plenty of time to see it happen. Make sure you keep in the right places where nice guys will notice you."
"Thank you my darling. Kiss me."
"Cripes Danny, that guy in the news stand shouldn't have sold you this hot one. Keep the change."
"I assured him I was eighteen and offered to go to my car to get my driver's license for ID."
"Good one buddy, and try not to be a smart-ass with mom. She's still capable of killing you. Use to brain to out-smart her and make sure she doesn't notice. If she barks at you just say yes mom; that's the only thing she wants to hear."
"Yes Buck."
Buck grinned. "You're a fucking quick learner buddy. If I want something from you guys I'll contact grandma. Danny of I can land a decent job and settle in I'll eventually send you some money to come and stay with me during the school holidays buddy."
"Mom won't let me."
"Danny, use your scone. You'll be off to stay with grandma, won't you?"
"Oh yeah. With your brain I have no worries about you Buck."
Buck turned away and brushed something from his eye.
"Right, you two fuck off. A bus will be here soon. I don't want mom screaming at you for taking too long."
No one had asked where Buck was going. He wouldn't have told them anyway. He'd caught a northbound InterCity bus and arriving in Auckland called Aunt Maggie, the younger sister that his mother despised. Aunt Maggie had always sent Beryl's children birthday presents from the day they were born and as the children aged the presents became more sophisticated and more expensive and cut off when the niece and nephews reached fifteen, an arbitrary figure that she'd decided without explanation.
"It's Maggie."
"Buck."
"Buck who? It's not a common name."