Blind dates are the worst. Why had I told Bob and Janet I would take her out? Janet's Aunt Constance, Aunt Constance? Oh man, why did I say ok to this? Bob and Janet were great friends. Janet's aunt was not much older than her, 34, one of those surprise children that came late in her parents life. She was new in town, didn't know too many people. Bob swore I would love her, that usually means there is no chance of getting along with her. But, because I love Bob and Janet like family, here I stand at her apartment door getting ready to ring her bell. I reach for the button, my finger freezes in space. I take a deep breath and push it. I close my eyes knowing I have just made the biggest mistake of my life.
I straighten my shirt as I hear footsteps approaching the door. The door flies open...my love for Bob and Janet skyrockets! The most awesome blonde in creation smiles, says hello and something else I missed. I must have looked like the dumbest idiot on the planet. My mouth fell open and she just stood there looking at me.
"Well? Are you coming in or not?" She said smiling.
This angel was wearing a black halter neck mini dress and high heels. I couldn't be sure her dress wasn't painted on, but it was definitely skin tight.
"Excuse me?" I said still gazing at her.
"Are you coming in or not?" She laughed.
"Oh, yes, I'm sorry, its just that...well you're not what I was expecting." I said entering her apartment.
She struck a TV game show model pose and asked. "Better or worse than you thought?"
"Better, much better. Better than anything I could possibly have dreamed of. You're gorgeous." I said.
"Well, thank you. I assume that you're Alex? I'm Connie." She said holding out her hand.
I took a quick step toward her and shook her hand, not letting go. "Yes, Alex, that's me. Connie, nice name." Constance took on a new meaning.
"Umm?" she cleared her throat.
"Yes?" I asked.
"Uh, my hand, could I have it back now?" she said smiling and looking at our clasped hands.
"Oh, Connie, I'm sorry. It's just that you have thrown me for quite a loop. I wasn't expecting to have a very good time tonight with Aunt Constance. But now that Connie is here I think I will reassess the situation." I was getting in deeper with each word I spoke. She stood there looking at me. I couldn't take my eyes off of her. She was a vision of beauty like I had never seen. Her hair was gorgeous, short and cute. It was perfect, so perfect I wondered if she was a true blonde. Her makeup was perfect. Not too much, just right. Her eyes were as blue as the sky, her eye shadow and liner were perfect. Her lipstick was hot pink, her lips were wet and shiny. Her neck was an ivory tower I couldn't wait to climb. Her breasts, the roundest most perfect globes I have ever seen. They were perfect. There was the slightest hump to her belly, perfect and round and melting into the most perfect hips believable. And those hips turned into the greatest thighs in history, they were perfect. Even her knees were perfect. And her delicate little feet...perfect. Would it suffice to say the girl was PERFECT!
"Are we really going somewhere or are we just going to stand here and stare at each other all night?" She was amused at my boyish behavior.
"I vote to stand and stare." I had to pull myself out of this stupid state she had cast me into.
She pushed me toward the door laughing. I opened the car door for her, as she slipped in her dress rode up her thighs. I studied her. She looked up at me catching my eyes locked on her thighs. She just sat there smiling.
"Are you going to close the door?" She asked.
"Oh, sorry Connie, you're just so hot I can't take my eyes off you, sorry. I don't mean to be such a jerk." I wasn't helping myself I'm sure.
"I would say you're hitting about nine and a half on the jerk meter." She giggled but I was afraid there was too much truth to her statement.
I got in the car and looked at her. Then she knocked my socks off. She reached over and put her hand on the back of my neck and pulled me toward her. I didn't resist. Her wet gorgeous mouth opened wide and pressed against mine, she wiggled her lips but didn't give me her tongue.
"Now, relax. See I'm just human. Nothing special, just a woman. That first kiss is always the most awkward, its over with, relax." She said settling back into her seat smiling.
"Nothing special?" I said questioning.
I just sat there with my eyes shut and my mouth open, still playing the court jester. Finally, I started the engine and headed to dinner. I couldn't keep from watching her when I got the chance to ignore traffic or when we stopped for a light. She was watching me too. She must like me or she wouldn't have kissed me, right. I hoped so, I couldn't tell, but we had only been together for a few minutes. It was too soon. I had to relax and not blow this.
I was glad I had dressed up. I had started to get sloppy casual. I had on nice slacks and a tight fitting knit shirt. We looked good together. I was older than she was but we were a match, at least I thought so. I hoped she did. When we got to the restaurant I insisted she wait for me to open her car door. I opened it and again those awesome legs stole my attention.
"Are you being a gentleman or do you just want to check out my legs some more?" She asked smiling hotly at me as she got out.
"Yes." Was all I said.
She put her arm around my waist as we walked to the front door. She fingered my waist and said I was in good shape, not much love handle. I almost fell over when she said she would have to find something else to hold on to. I looked down at this hot thing on my arm and smiled at her slyly.