Aural Sex
Nothin' but sounds of intercourse between spouses
I always appreciate your
constructive
opinions and suggestions. Just so you know, every character portrayed here significantly exceeds the minimum age of 18.
Dialog Legend
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Internal Dialog
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-FOR EMPHASIS (not yelling)-
Devon: "I'm closing the front door, forever! Make that '
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hutting
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he
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ront
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oor' on the rest of the world tonight, especially that blasted office of mine."
Chloe: "HONEY, is that you? I'm in the kitchen. Italian tonight. Come kiss me."
D: "Love to, my darlin' wifey. Just let me get the work day off me. I'll be there in a minute...
after scrubbing the day away in the bathroom!
"
C: "OK. It'll be ready soon, so no beating off before dinner!"
D: "Who needs to do that when the world's sexy woman in the house?"
C: "Tell her she has to wash her hands before the meal, also!"
D: "Wash your hands, sexy! And, that's an order!"
C: "I give the orders 'round here. Now hurry, I'm starved."
D: "Me too, for you.
Darn this bathroom door! Sticks so tight when it gets hot inside
.
(D: And, I'll be sticking it inside Chloe and get HER hot!... Done washing, time for din, if I can get the door to open... Dang, she looks so hot with her ass peeking out through the back of her apron. I just want to squash them buns together. Make her crack pop out. Then I work my fingers into that crack of my third hand, graze her starfish, then slide downwards. I'd then glide along her taint, and push an inch into the bottom of her soaking slit. I continue upwards to nudge her excited bud at the very top of her gash. By now she's under my control, and latches a hand on my groin, desperately seeking out my tool. I'd end the tease at the height of her passion by taking a two-handed slap on both cheeks. Better stop pontificating, lest I finish before even starting tonight.")
C: What's taking you so long, already!
Probably rubbing one out, just watching my sexy body wave to and fro. Perv! My perv!
D: "Ummm, staring at this beautific butt is what's taking me so long. Oh, how I love opening your apron and running my hands all over these unwrapped precious globes.
C: "I'm going to burn the puttanesca sauce if you kiss my neck like that. Oooh, you know how to hit all the spots on the right, don't you? Huhhh, don't you dare start on the left! Oh! That's no fair. Kiss me under my chin. That's the way. Now I've completely lost my appetite, MISTER! Get YOUR butt in a chair over there, please.
D: "I brought home something nice for you. It's your fav, soft buttered salty pretzel from Cinnabon's. Have a bite, sweetie. I've read in your Cosmo that salty things makes a woman get horny."
C: "The only salty thing around here is YOU... mmm, that is good, though... Oh!, double no fairs, squeezing my hooters when I'm eating AND cooking!"
D: "Sure you want me to stop? Cuz I won't until you say otherwise. That's what I thought, you want more, don't you... DON'T YOU?"
C: "Yes, yes, my husband. Pinch my nipples, too. Huhhh! Ummm hmm, pull a little... like that. More."
D: "These mature titties are the perfect handful, not too big, not too small. Papa bear like! What happens if I do this?
C: "Oh! You bad man. Don't you know how distracting you are, sliding your hands down my sides, tickling my hips, and curving into my bush... Ah Huh... Now you've done it, I'm dripping on the floor!
D: "Tell me what this does to you, mon chΓ©ri. Do you like it when I gently slide my finger down your pussy lips? Hmmm? How about this? Yeah, now I'll slide my finger deeper and up into your v-jay-jay."
C: "Ahhh! You wicked, wicked man! Fuck! finger fucking my pussy. Then, circling my clit. Damn you!"
D: "So I should stop then? Even though I'm gonna do that again, and again, anyway? Oh! You're turning around to face me. I can see the flame of desire rising in your dark eyes. Here's a smack for enticing me with that smokey look of those falsies."
C: "Shut up and kiss me, fool! You better finish what you started. Dinner'll just have to wait."
D: "But I was going to have your pussy as an appetizer. Let me grab hold of your hips and guide you into our marital boudoir. And, chow down on YOU."
C: "You know, 'boudoir' is really an archaic term for a ladies personal dressing room, NOT specically a bedroom?"
D: "Always the smart ass college professor. That'll earn you three fanny slaps."
C: "That's DEAN of the English Department, to you! Now, hush and deliver my punishment!"
D: "With pleasure, ma' lady. I'm going sit right here on the edge of our bed and watch you SLOWLY disrobe for me. That'll be your just desert... Keep going... Yeah! untie that apron... lose that flimsy bra, too... now the panties. Oh! It's a thong. Extra naughty. Now lay down right here. Better yet, sit on the corner of the bed. OK, I'll take off my shirt. You like my hairy chest, don't you?"
C: "Ummm, you know it... How do you like me now? You want me to keep my 'fuck me boots on'? Okay... but it'll cost extra. Yes, I know you'll make good on it. How about you do a little show for me?"