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FRIENDS and LOVERS
"How'd it go, Babe?" she asked cheerily as she stood beside the car and opened the passenger door for me.
"I'm still a bit rummy right now but I'm OK, honey. She wants me back in three years; can we go get a sandwich now?" I asked, leaning down and kissing her.
"Absolutely!" Andrea replied as I sat down in the passenger's seat of the BMW. Andrea then closed my door as I put on my seatbelt.
"Where to, Subway?" she asked as she sat down beside me and buckled her own seatbelt.
"Yes, please" I replied.
"On our way, then!" Andrea said as she put the car in gear and we began to proceed out of the medical park.
"I love you, Andrea Millhouse" I said, as I placed my hand over hers.
"I love you too, babe, but my name isn't Andrea Millhouse -- it's Andrea Donovan" she replied as she scanned the roadway to her left for a break in traffic.
A few seconds later we drove out of the parking lot and Andrea slipped the little car into the flow of late afternoon traffic. I was extremely hungry and the only thing that I could think about was a thick roast beef sandwich and Coca-cola passing my lips right now. I didn't drink a lot of pop but sometimes it just seemed like a Coca-cola was about the only thing that would cure a headache for me and also help with brain fog, and right now I had a little of both.
"What'd she say about your colon?" Andrea asked as we switched lanes in traffic.
"She said everything looked good. She also said to keep drinking my water and riding the bicycle." I replied.
"Good honey -- oh by the way, when I went out and did my bicycle ride yesterday afternoon I saw that gal, Amanda, again. Remember me telling you about Amanda? ...she said her husband, Buddy, remembers you from when the two of you worked in Alaska back in the eighties and early nineties - when you guys were pulling gravel out of the Highland landfill and hauling it to the A-C Couplet. ...His name is Buddy, ring any bells?" Andrea asked, glancing at me.
"My God, yes ...I haven't seen Buddy in thirty years I'll bet, yes I remember him -- knew his dad too, his dad also hauled dirt. We all pulled bellydumps back then, in those days. Buddy and I are about the same age and when we started out, trucking, we both had that nineteen eighties long hair -- Buddy's was down to his waist, as I remember. He was kind of a wild and spooky guy back then, Andrea, but I think we were somehow always friends with each other; I enjoyed working with the guy. His dad used to always call Buddy 'A tattooed little shit' -- a term of endearment, Andrea" I explained, laughing.
"They've been here in Casa Grande for thirty years now - Buddy and Amanda, so that's why you haven't seen him. He's bald now, I have Buddy and Amanda's picture in my phone and I got their phone number for you too" Andrea replied as we stopped for a red light.
"Thank you, it'd be great to sit down with the guy for a cup of coffee. Sure seems like there are a lot of people from Alaska, here in Arizona" I replied.
"There ARE a lot of people from Alaska here, honey" Andrea nodded, as we took off from the traffic light.
"Did you ride, this afternoon?" I asked.
"Yes, thirty miles, while you were having your procedure done. I had just enough time to jump in the shower before picking you up" Andrea said as we turned into a Subway shop.
"Thirty miles, good for you, lady!" I said enthusiastically.
"I have something for you to do when we get home, so start thinking about that" Andrea said as she rolled her eyes at me and nosed the car into a parking space.
"You're serious? ...It's only four O' clock now. I said a bit incredulously and looking at her.
"You'll find out when we get home, how serious I am, won't you? I need to get some food in you right now though" she said with a serious expression on her face and looking me in the eye again.
I knew, that look, in Andrea's eyes now. She had one thing on her mind and one thing only. Nothing would get between her and our love making whenever she felt this way - nothing, come hell or high water.
"I'm onboard" I said opening the car door.
"No, I'll be the one ON-board, cowboy" Andrea corrected in a serious voice as she rolled her eyes at me and unbuckled her seatbelt.
My God, I thought, sometimes all Andrea could think about was making love. ...During the time that I'd been single, between divorcing Susan and marrying Andrea, I'd had a rather cynical phrase that I'd always quipped out whenever someone had asked me why I wasn't married -- "I'm not married because I haven't found a nymphomaniac who owns her own yacht and liquor store." ...Andrea didn't own a yacht or liquor store but she certainly had all the other qualifications. ...The Led Zeppelin melody which I'd been singing earlier in the week suddenly filtered back to me now with the line "I got a woman, wanna ball all day..."
"What's wrong baby, cat got your tongue all of a sudden?" Andrea now teased as she took my arm and we proceeded from the parking lot and into the sandwich shop.
"Andrea, there's help available for women like you, it's called Nymphomaniacs Anonymous" I said in a serious voice.
"I know, I'm planning to talk with my sponsor for about four hours when I get home, Tim" Andrea replied, just as seriously.
I laughed outwardly at her quick and flippant reply.
"You're trembling and there's color in your cheeks right now, did you know that, Tim?" Andrea asked, smiling up at me, still holding my arm.
"It's the knock-out medication that they put me on for my exam" I said as I stopped and planted a kiss on her lips.
"I'll just bet it's the medication" Andrea said looking up at me, smiling.
"You really think you're smart, don't you?" I asked, swatting her on her fanny as we started walking again.
"You're about to find out aren't you?" Andrea teased back.
We ordered our sandwiches and a few minutes later sat down at an outside table to eat. Andrea showed me Buddy and Amanda's photo now, Buddy looked like he'd mellowed out considerably since we had last seen each other and his wife was an attractive lady in her late forties, it appeared. Buddy was in fact bald with a graying goatee and I could see part of a tattoo on his neck, the wild blue eyes looked the same but also appeared to be a little softer than when we had been in our twenties, the result of having grandchildren in his life now I surmised and smiling slightly.
"Yup that's him, honey" I said to Andrea as I took a bite from my sandwich.
"I sent them our photo, they both work at a mobile home sales place in Casa Grande now" Andrea said as she too, took a bite from her own sandwich.
"I'll call them before Ricky and Brenda get here, maybe we could sit down with them" I replied.
"Looking like Thursday now?" Andrea asked, in regard to Ricky and Brenda's ETA.
"Yyyeah, Thursday - ISH probably, that nineteen fifty tow truck has a modern engine but they're pulling a pretty good sized trailer and I don't think Ricky's driving much faster than sixty" I replied.
"What about Brenda's car?" Andrea asked.
"She's right behind him, in the Camry, honey" I said, taking a long pull of Coca-cola now.
"I wonder how Stormy and Yogi are enjoying the adventure of a road trip." Andrea pondered.
"Yogi's always game for a ride in the wrecker and I imagine that Stormy's curled up next to Brenda in the car" I said.
"I hope the two can get along with Wolfie" Andrea said.
"I think they'll be alright, honey" I replied.
"You doing OK, hon?" Andrea asked, with a serious expression.
"I'm OK, honey, just a little dopey from the exam right now but the food and sugar are helping" I replied.
"Honey if you just want to go home and go to sleep, there's nothing urgent on my part -- you can just watch me masturbate if you'd prefer" Andrea said matter of factly.
That was classic, Andrea Millhouse, straight --up how she feels, I thought, as I chewed on my sandwich.