All About Eve

I am Chris Herbert. I am 22 and single.

I met Eve on my first day at my new job. She was the receptionist / PA to the firm's Director. She was well dressed and welcoming. I soon joined the Eve Fan Club, which consisted of all the 6 men who worked alongside her.

We had no chance because Eve was always dating other men. But I had the best chance, since I was nearly the same age as her and I was single. The other men in the Eve fan club were older and married.

Then I heard the bad news. Eve announced she was going to marry Terry. We in the Eve Fan Club hated him for taking away "our Eve". We thought that Terry must be hung like a horse to get Eve. Because it was sudden, we speculated that Eve was pregnant.

We all congratulated Eve and gave her a card. We met Terry at a celebratory party. I couldn't bear the sight of him but had to endure 2 hours with him. Luckily Rachel (one of the workmates) was going home early and I cadged a lift.

On the way back Rachel said "There's something sinister about Terry. I can't put my finger on what it is. I think that Eve is making a big mistake."

I said "I hope for Eve's sake you are wrong."

Rachel said "We girls notice how much you admire Eve. Just between you, me and the gatepost what do you think about Eve."

I said "I wish that I was Terry."

Rachel said "That's what we all thought. For what it's worth, I think you should have asked her out. I think you missed a golden chance. You were to much of a gentleman."

Rachel dropped me off.

Unfortunately for Eve, Rachel was right about Terry. The marriage only lasted 10 months before Terry left Eve for another woman. Terry had been seeing the other woman for 3 months. He saw the other women before going to work and when Eve was away.

ON THE REBOUND

This time I didn't waste any time. I asked Eve out for an after work drink in the pub near our office. One drink led to a second. Then she invited me back to her house for a meal. During the meal Eve told me "I miss having a man around, especially in the bedroom at night."

I said "I hope that is an invite for me to stay the night."

She took me by the hand and led me to her bedroom. We got naked. Later that night we went to bed. I crawled between her legs. I spread her pussy lips and lapped her cunt. I loved the taste of her love juices.

I flicked my tongue against her engorged clit. I sucked her tits.

Eve straddled her legs over my shoulder. I took my dick in one hand and placed it at the entrance to her pussy. Then, slowly, I pushed in.

Eve's cunt was tight, hot and wet. Eve's pussy felt so good. I pumped furiously. Her tits bounced and shook with every thrust. I pushed into her pussy as far as I could go.

If I live tobe 100 I won't ever get better sex.

I said "I don't think I'll be able to walk after that"

She said "You weren't too bad for a first timer."

I moved in with Eve.

EVE'S PRESENT

After a week Eve said "I have a little present for you."

She handed me a 6 inch by 2 inch by 2 inch box, which was covered in silver gift wrapping paper.

I slowly unwrapped it.

The box was labelled "Penile Sense, the world's largest supplier of penis creams".

I was surprised that Eve had chosen such an intimate and expensive present. It must have cost at least £30. That may not sound a lot. For context I only earned £40 (after taxes) in a week

I said 'Thank you. It looks exciting."

I opened the box. It contained a small tube. It was "a penile moisturising cream, formulated with 9 penis specific ingredients, for use on that special occasion. Safe for oral use, but see list of ingredients for possible allergic reactions".

I visualised a man having an allergic reaction and having to go to hospital with a poisoned penis.

Eve said "Eight out of 10 women prefer to have their partner's penis moisturised with this cream. And don't worry I am not allergic to it."

Eve was obviously a satisfied customer. She and her ex-husband obviously used the cream. I tried not to think of her and Terry. being intimate.

I was jealous that he had slept with Eve. I was jealous of him even though he was living with another woman. I was jealous even though I was sleeping with Eve, and he wasn't.

I was jealous that Terry and Eve had shared a life together.

I was jealous that they once slept in the same bed that Eve and I now shared. i hated that they had sex in the bathroom, in the kitchen, in the lounge, in the hall as well as the bedroom.

Most of all, I was jealous of the sex tape that they had made together. Eve had kept it to remind herself of better days. Although I would have liked to destroy the sex tape, Eve got me to watch it.

I hated seeing Terry's cock especially as it entered Eve and came out when he had finished.

THE TUBE

The tube contained "essence of vanilla".

The leaflet explained that "Penile Sende cream is also available in Banana, Chocolate, and Raspberry flavours."

The instructions were simply "After a shower or bath, dry the penis thoroughly, or get your partner to do it. Then massage the cream gently onto the penis shaft, glans and foreskin."

Eve said "We can try this out tonight."

I said "That sounds grand.

While Eve watched I stood in the bath and thoroughly washed my balls and cock.

Then Eve applied the cream. She began stroking the shaft of my dick. It felt fantastic. She licked the head of my now erect cock. She swirled her tongue around it. She then took my cock into her mouth.

I felt ecstatic as her mouth slid up and down my shaft. Gradually, she got the entire shaft down her throat. The lotion and Eve's mouth increased my cock's sensitivity. I had the best orgasm of my life. Eve swallowed my cum.

THE NEXT DAY

The next day Eve said ""I want to take care of you. When I think of the time I wasted fucking Terry, I want to throw up."

I have a wicked idea. I want you to phone him. I know how much you hate him, so I know that its a big ask."

I asked "What do I say to him?"

Eve said "Thank him for getting us together. Then hand me the phone."

I pulled out my cell phone. My anger built as I waited for Terry to answer. Finally he picked up.

I said "High I'm Chris Herbert. I'm living with Eve. I just want to thank you for leaving her and indirectly getting us together. Now Eve wants a word."

Eve took over the phone

She said "I am getting the fucking I deserve. Chris is a far better lover than you were. And he is younger and fitter and lasts longer.

You know you always wanted to fuck my arse. Well tonight I am going to offer it to Chris.

He is going to give me what I refused to you. So fuck off you cheating bastard. You didn't deserve me and what I did for you.

Chris and I going to bed now. And I'm going to..."

Terry hung up before she finished the sentence.

Eve grabbed me and said "Time for bed."

I felt my dick swell.