Copyright Oggbashan May 2021
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.
Gruss Gott! All conversations are assumed to be in Tyrolean Austrian.
"Hansel? I think Albrecht likes your sister Gretel more than me. What do you think?"
"I think you are right, Jutta. How do you feel about that?"
Jutta and I were sitting at a table after performing as part of a demonstration Tyrolean Dancing Team. She was wearing the trachten Tyrolean dance and parade costume of a tight red bodice over an ankle-length wide spreading micro-pleated black skirt and a long golden apron. I was wearing lederhosen and wide braces. Below her heavy skirt, visible when she went into a spin, were an ankle length white cotton petticoat, opaque white pantyhose under knee length white cotton bloomers and a short waist petticoat. The four of us had been dancing together since we were children. My maternal grandfather had been Austrian but had left Austria in 1935, before the Anschluss because he could see what was coming. He hadn't been a Jew but he was in the wrong political party as a town councillor.
He had been a prisoner of war in England from 1917 and had learned English. In the 1920s he had started working with a company in London that made high quality carved furniture, like that his workers made in the Tyrol. In 1935 he had sold his Austrian Factory and moved his production and employees to London, including five Jewish Families. The products had been changed to look less Germanic, and during the war had made parts for Mosquito aircraft.
But he, and our small Austrian community, had been proud of their Tyrolean heritage which is why all four of us were part of the Tyrolean dancing team. There weren't that many of us, so as a child I had danced with my big sister, Gretel, even though she had had to lead me because I couldn't see over her shoulder. Albrecht and Jutta were descendants of some of my grandfather's employees.
"I probably won't mind. We discussed at length over the last few days and agreed to stay as friends but nothing more. I have liked Albrecht since we started school. He is a nice bloke but there is no real spark between us, perhaps because we know each other too well, but..."
"But?"
"But Gretel vets your girlfriends, doesn't she? Especially after the last two? Now you are twenty-two you ought to have better judgement."
"She still thinks she is my big sister who has to look out for me. Jutta. And she was right about the last two."
"I know. You picked a couple of right arseholes, didn't you?"
"I thought, but..."
"How do you think Gretel would react if I said I wanted you, Hansel?"
"What? I am sure she would be delighted."
"And what would your reaction be?"
I didn't say a word. I just picked her up and dumped her on my knees before we kissed.
"I assume that was a yes, Hansel," Jutta said as our lips parted.
"More than a yes, Jutta. I am delighted, honoured, ecstatic..."
"OK. I get the message."
Albrecht and Jutta walked across to where Jutta was sitting on my lap with her arms wrapped around my neck. They were both smiling.
"You too?" Gretel asked. "Albrecht is now my boyfriend."
"And Hansel is now mine," Jutta replied.
"In which case," Gretel undid her apron's bow on her left hip. She pointedly retied it on her right hip.
"What does that mean?" Albrecht asked.
"It means, Albrecht, that I am yours and I have claimed you. Tying my apron at the right means I am in a permanent relationship, not looking for anyone else."
Jutta stood up and repeated the retying.
"And I claim you, Hansel. You are tied to me, just as this bow is tied."