Author's note
: First, I want to thank y'all for reading and voting. I am so grateful for you taking the time to read and comment on each chapter, I am so appreciative of your viewership!
Since I'm bunkering down in this hurricane I will be going back and editing previous chapters for grammar, spelling etc. I never notice mistakes until after I've posted, good grief.
I'm also going to add the soundtracks at the end of each chapter! Music has been such a driving force for this story and is always good to share. Thanks again and happy reading!
Maxwell
I. Today.
I occupied the driver's seat of my wife's convertible in her parent's stone driveway, where we sat in silence, staring at the front door. Her family waited inside to meet me and we were as immobile as stone statues. My clammy hand was holding onto hers tighter than normal and dare I say we were complete cowards. "We could hop on a plane to England in an hour and avoid this whole thing," Sydney suggested, her own fingers shaking worse than my own.
"A bit late for that, wife of mine." A lungful of the cool evening air did nothing to negate my nervousness. "I've never met a partner's parents before."
"Seriously? Weren't you with Crazy Bitch for 16 years?"
"Simone's parents were deceased long before I met her."
"Oh. Did she murder them? She sounds like the type." That made me chuckle, succeeding in releasing some of the jittery energy in the car when I turned to look at her. Her dinner attire consisted of an oversized black sweater and white jeans, complete with a pair of red-rimmed glasses and her mother's pearls around her neck. She was stunning as always. And she, as I, was in a near-panic. "Okay, I'm gonna level with you, Dimples. My parents are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet but they're also high-powered corporate attorneys. They are
sharks
. If they get even the tiniest whiff of fear they will attack and we will never get out of here alive. We need to stick together so don't let them corner you alone. We're on the buddy system babe, it's the only way we'll survive."
"Christ, Sydney. You're making it sound as if we're headed into battle. I'm sure it won't be as bad as you're presuming it to be."
She leaned over the stick shift and pressed her lips quickly to mine. "If I don't make it back, Sergeant, just know that I love you."
I patted her on the head and sighed as I exited the vehicle, rounding the boot to open her door. According to Sydney the white stucco mansion sat on enough land for a seven-car garage, a private pond in addition to the swimming pool, as well as stables for her younger sister's two horses. There was even a cheery valet to take the keys to park her Porsche. With my hand resting right above her tailbone we made our way into the house and closed the front door as soundlessly as possible. She peeked around the imperial staircase and detecting nothing but silence. "It's quiet," she whispered. "Too quiet."
"Perhaps they're waiting behind the sofas with Uzi's to ambush us." She looked up at me and left her mouth hanging open, feigning surprise in the way she does when I indulge in her silliness. My knuckles grazed her cheek and she gave them a sweet kiss before someone entered the room, causing us to freeze in place. It was only Carson walking past us without so much as a glance up. Sydney uttered her name to get her attention though she continued to pass by, engrossed in the pages of the novel she was reading. "Carson!" Her sister jumped, unaware anyone was around her. "Put the book down. Socialize. Engage with others."
"Oh, hey Hellbeast." She looked at me with disinterest. "Hellbeast's husband."
"Where are the folks?" Sydney inquired.
"In the kitchen. With Rachel, Ezra, and
Nana
." Carson made the most tickled sound as she made her way up the stairs with her book tucked in her arm. "You're in so much trouble."
At that moment a young brunette girl ran through the living room in football gear holding a ball that looked bigger than herself. "Hi Beanie!" she exclaimed loudly.
"
Shhh
. Come here kid." Sydney crouched down and put her hands on the child's shoulders. "Give it to me straight, Lima Bean. What's the room feeling like in there?"
"You're in so much trouble," she answered, mimicking Carson's words. It was then her dark eyes met mine. "Is this the
shegetz
?"
I only knew the basics of Hebrew but even I knew that didn't sound good. "Jesus, Abby, don't say that. I don't need everyone thinking I'm teaching you bad language, too."
"It's okay! I heard Nana say it,
a lot
."
It was then Sydney popped up and began pushing me back toward the front door. "New plan.
Run
."
"What happened to '
stick together no matter what?'"
I questioned in confusion.
"That was before I found out Nana's here. This is DEFCON 2, I need to diffuse the bomb or we're both gonna die."
"I never understand half of what you're saying but if you don't make it back, General, know that I love you." She kissed me swiftly before departing, making her way to what I assume was the kitchen. I'd almost forgotten our visitor when she tugged on my trouser leg until I acknowledged her. "Hi. Are you my Uncle Max?"
She had the most cherubic face and spherical, brown eyes. A complete heartbreaker. "I am. What may I do for you, darling?"
"If you give me two dollars I'll show you the best place to listen to the grown-ups talk."
Cherubic
and
mischievous. I pulled my billfold from inside my jacket and took out two hundred-dollar bills, handing them over. She pocketed her bribe and took my hand, leading me through the front door and round the side of the house where a lattice window was cracked open. We stood on either side of it and Abby put her finger to her lips to signal me to stay quiet which, honestly, they wouldn't have heard me through the shouting anyhow.
"Asydneya Rose James this has to be the dumbest thing you've ever done! How can you just elope -- "
"To a
shegetz
of all people!" I assumed that came from her grandmother. "He knows nothing of our culture, our people...at least your father converted! What, this weird boy doesn't have the decency to be like your father?"
"And you know how much I wanted to throw you a wedding!" I crossed my arms and leaned against the wall, feeling a bit shamefaced. That had to be from her mother, who had begun to cry. "I started planning it since you were six and you throw it all away to get married in another country without us!"
"And he's European! He probably has Nazi ties. You've broken your poor mother's heart, you know that?"
"Yeah Syd, you broke Mom's poor little heart." Had to be Rachel, I could tell by the sarcasm.
"Okay, that's enough!" My wife finally interjected. I couldn't help but smile and neither could my adorable niece. "Everyone needs to calm the hell down. First off, Nana, he's from England, not Germany."
"What, you don't think they had Nazi's in England?"
"Relax old woman, you think all Gentiles are Nazi. Hell, you said Mel Brooks is a Nazi. Mom, look. If you want to plan a wedding I'm all in for whatever you want to do, but you're going to have to do it while I'm in London. I'm sorry you weren't there, but I'm not sorry I married him, so knock off the guilt trip."
Silence, before the question was posed, "Alright. Where is my new son-in-law?"
I was being summoned. "Go, go, go go go," I ushered my partner in crime back inside the house where my love reappeared in the foyer. "What are you two up to?" she asked as I watched her stride over with that walk of hers.
"Uncle Max gave me two dollars!" Abby squealed, showing her aunt her the two large bills.
"Good for you, you little scam artist. Go get washed up for dinner." The young girl bounced off and it was only us two. I took a moment to gather my stunning girl into my arms. "Bomb diffused, little one?"
"Yep. I got them to scream at each other instead of at me," she explained, plump lips skimming right underneath my chin. "Sure we can't bail on dinner and go home? Seeing you in this suit kind of has me hungry for something else."
How I wish we could. However, fate had a different plan as her family shuffled in behind her, stopping on the opposite side of the room. I gently turned her around but wouldn't allow her out of my reach. "Okay, this is how it's gonna go. Each of you gets to ask Max one -- and
only
one -- personal question. Then we're gonna act like a normal family and eat, okay? Mom, you're up first."
Her mother stepped forward, sporting a blue and white flowered maternity apron and a familiar smile. Bashful and sweet. Sydney's smile. "Hello Maxwell, I am this horrible child's mother. When can we expect grandchildren?"
"God,
Mom
," my wife grumbled but I didn't mind, and when Charlotte offered her hand I took it and kissed the back of her fingers. "Lovely to finally meet you, and please allow me to express my sincerest congratulations on your own little bundle of joy." She blushed and thanked me kindly. "Sydney and I haven't formally discussed a timeline but I feel I can fairly say that if so, in no more than five years. I'm a bit selfish and would like her to myself for a while."
After her mother backed away her eldest sister stepped up and introduced herself as Rachel. She was the perfect clone of their mother with Sydney's colorful vocabulary to boot. "Please don't take this the wrong way but are you completely batshit crazy for tethering yourself to this psychopath for the rest of your life?"
I looked down at my little hellion with an unwavering stare, making sure she felt I meant every word when I said "Absolutely and for all time. It seems I'm powerless to help it." Sydney beamed at me while simultaneously lifting her middle finger to her sister. Next was Carson who appeared at my side to whisper in my ear, "Do you have a good library and any cute brothers?"