I had just exited Lou's Bar, and was reaching for my gloves in the leather saddle bag, when I spotted her on the other side of the street, standing under a lamp post. She was staring at me like she was in need of something; maybe a meal for sex, or a ride somewhere. I wasn't sure. She couldn't have been more than twenty-five, six tops. She was petite little thing, maybe five-two, with a perfectly proportioned body. She reminded me of a Barbie doll adorned in leather. She had a suitcase in her hand.
"Something the matter?" I yelled over to her, a bit annoyed. She was giving me a hard on. After looking at her in that outfit, I'd have to go home and make it with Mary Palmender! I hadn't had any real pussy in over three weeks.
She just stood there and said nothing, so I climbed on my bike. She was a pipe dream, anyway. What the hell would someone that looked like her want with a forty-five year old, beer bellied, tattoo exhibit? Shit like that only happened in the movies.
I was about to kick it into low, but noticed her hurrying toward me, so I killed the motor. Probably looking for a ride to the bus stop.
"You lost? Need a ride somewhere?" As soon as she was near enough, I instantly felt sorry for her. Her eyes looked troubled, worried, forlorn, like a deserted puppy dog's.
"My master abandoned me."
"Your what?" Did I hear her right? No way. Somebody must've laced the bag of shit I bought the night before.
"My master."
Damn, I did hear her right. "What the hell are you talking about?" I was starting to think she was a couple bricks short of a load; probably escaped from the loony bin a few miles up the road.
"I am in search of a new master. One who will shelter me and feed me, and discipline me when I forget my place and contradict him; or fail to sate his every need, his every desire. A master who is powerful, and knows the importance of teaching his slave right from wrong, and is therefore worthy of her ownership. Do you wish to be my new master?"
Yeah, she was certifiable alright. "You need a place to stay? It's gonna get pretty cold out here tonight." So what if she was nuts? I had a strong hunch I wouldn't be wearing the skin off my hand when I got home.
I could see the 'Yes' in her big brown eyes and told her to hop on.
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Once I got her inside my trailer, I looked around and realized the place was a dump. Funny it never occurred to me before. I started picking the dirty clothes off the floor, but she stopped me cold.
"A Master does not do menial chores." She began cleaning the place herself.
"There's an extra bedroom in the back." I told her. She looked at me, disappointed. Alone was the last thing she wanted.
"Oh! You, uh, want to sleep with me?" Yeah, someone laced the pot. I was hallucinating.
"Masters don't ask of their slaves." She informed me, lowering her eyes submissively to the floor. Evidently, telling her master his place in the hierarchy embarrassed her.
"Yeah okay, you take the side by the window. I'm not good at groping with my left hand."
"Yes master." She went back to her cleaning.
I grabbed a beer and clicked on the TV. Jerry Springer was on. Some three hundred pounder in spandex was trying to get at a skinny, braless skag, with a beaked nose, and a hairy wart on her left cheek. She was screaming at the top of her lungs. "You bleepidy-bleep, I'm gonna kick your bleeping ass! You ever touch my boyfriend again and I'll bleeping knife you!" I turned it off. Who wanted to look at that when Aphrodite, in skin tight leather, was bent over picking up dirty jeans off the floor?
She kept at it, and had the place looking halfway livable when she finally finished, an hour later.
"That was quick." I told her. Actually it was a miracle, but I didn't want to give her a big head.
She knelt before me and started untying my shoes. "What are you doing?" I asked.
"Helping master to relax. Would master like his tired feet massaged?"
"No. Maybe later." I wasn't used to all the fuss. It made me feel uncomfortable.
Then she looked up at me with her big brown eyes and asked, as nonchalantly as you'd ask for a glass of water. "Would master like me to suck his cock?" My jaw fell open. Fucking A he would; Until it was in need of last rights!
But, I also wanted to pace myself, contemplate the possibilities; give my testicles a chance to swell to barbell status.
And what better way do that? "What do you say we do a joint first?"
I could see the disappointment in her eyes, and realized it was the master slave thing again. She was a stickler for detail.
"I mean... Get your ass over here and have some of this shit with me."
"Yes master."
After a couple of tokes, she turned toward me, and slipped a hand in my crotch.
"Does that please master?"
"I'll let you know in a few millennia, sweet thing..." She had me at attention quicker than it takes a politician to change his mind, and on the verge of blowing a big one in my Jockey shorts. I grabbed her hand and pulled it away.
"I didn't please my master?"
"You almost pleased master too much." I told her.
"Do you wish to discipline me now?"
"Sort of." Never did have any patience for contemplation. I undid my pants. It was time for her to do some master pleasing.
And, wouldn't you know it, some son of a bitch knocked on the door!